Cheeks Tavern

First post raid visit to Cheeks. Most of the girl selection was in the 5 range. I met Jill (ukrainian) who said she also works at The Ballpark Tavern on Rt 13.…

Have enjoyed plenty of afternoons as this place. BYOB is nice. I prefer my own selection of wine, seceral stores right on the way on 38. Brazilians are hot -…

Went there Thursday, late afternoon and was surprised to see that despite the lousy weather, the car park was nearly full. Managed to find a seat at the bar, which took…

High-variance establishment, imo. Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. Dancers outnumbered customers 3-2 or so, and ran the scale from 4-9. After going thru the dollar parade, settled on a brazilian who…

Cool place that is set up more as a lounge rather than a typical strip joint. It is pretty well lit which isn't great for the guy that's trying to be…

Visited Cheeks again. It is a nice place and I would definitely recommend a visit. Mileage is still very good. Talent is mediocre, of course, as is to be expected for a high…

Thsi was very qucilky becmoing the hottest club in NJ. Clean and no smoking, and the girls were getting better each week. Well--it happened again. The place was busted. NOt…

Visited this club about a week ago. There were not many girls working the day I visited. What other reviews have said must be true, the mileage at the bar was not…

My third Cheeks visit was two weeks ago. Not many hotties at all, just a bunch of scary Brasilians and a few other girls. I sat at the bar for at least…

This club is not the nicest setting or the best location however if you are looking to kill some time while traveling through the area it cannot be beat. The bar is…

This club always pleases hpwever I want to alert TUSCL members that Cheeks was raided last Thursday and 7 girls were arrested-all Brazilian. 6 of them are being deported. Undercover cops(3) hung…

this place is always a afun time.. I go about once a month or so and its alwats great.. last time I was there i was with January.. a smoking hot blonde…

The recent reviews are extremely accurate. I went there on a Friday evening around 9:00. I walked in, got patted down by security and was approached by Kelly, a latin…

I went in on Halloween. Have not been here for a while, but I was very pleased. THe girls were extremely friendly. Much roaming at the bar. I admit I tend to…

It's been a while since i last visited, but i stopped in this past sunday around 12:45 pm. There were only 4 customers and about 9 dancers. I sat for awhile ,…

I live in the ATL, the air dance capital of America. Bored to tears with the local happenings, I found a cheap airfare and went up north to check out a…

I hadn't been by in a while...it is, after all, a 3-hour drive...and it seemed a bit more than before that if you're not a regular, they're a bit wary. I…

This club is not near anything - it could take you an hour to get here from Philly as I found out on a recent business trip. Make sure you get…

Rating slipping because variety is the spice of life. Seems the dancers here have all been to the same entertainment school. Not saying it's bad, in fact it's usually very…

The last two reviews are very true. If you are not there for extras your experience will be less then satifying. I went in there on a Wednesday at 6:00.…

Boy, I wish I could be around when the last few reviewers stop for a dance. It's a nice place inside, far beyond the Playhouse or GoGoRama in appearance, and the bar…

The last review by clubtreker highlights an issue that I've had with this place recently, and it only seems to be getting worse. A couple of years ago, when not as many people…

Ok, forget the clubs in and around Philly. Go the extra 30 min into NJ for this place. I stopped by Saturday afternoon and it wasnt real busy. At least a…

Another mid-day visit, another satisfied customer. I dropped by about 1pm and had a couple of dances from a fine small-breasted blonde eastern european named "Lisa". What was nice about…

Move over PlayHouse, I think you've met your match. This place is way out, especially if you're coming from Philly or the western suburbs. Went on a Tuesday night at…

Well this is the place to go if you want it "all". It is not that fancy but it is clean and not some dive bar. I stop by every so often…

This place remains consistant after many years. Dont always listen to the bad reviews. Check out for yourself. I have been 3-4 times in two years and will definitely go again when…

Bounced around other Jersey Clubs over the summer and came back here last week. Same place I remember. Some grandmothers well past retirement age, some just not up to minimum body…

Visited on a Tuesday evening and the following Thursday afternoon in late August. I arrived on Tuesday at about 6PM. About 10 girls were working, ranging from a 4 (too large…

Place is reaching the popularity saturation point. Nowhere to park mid-day, stocked with more willing women than ever crawling all over you with their hands in your pockets among other places. But…

Recently had my second visit to this club on a Sunday afternoon, about 8 girls working most pretty decent looking, one scary Amazon type girls but most quite nice. Had a…

Finally had chance to get back to cheeks after a long hiatus. Things remain the same and if anything, are even better than before. Quality of girls is highly variable,…

Simply stated--Cheeks is off the charts for mileage. If you are selective, you can find a beauty and very little is off limits. Once the girls get to know you, you can…

Cheeks is in the middle of nowhere as described by other reviewers. It's a BYOB bikini club. Girls will take off their tops in the LD tents and flash when…

If this place were not so far off the beaten path I would rate it a 9 and I would nver rate a place a 10 on genereral principle. The girls in this…

Cheeks in Pemberton N.J. is a byob strip club. Since they don't serve booze they have fewer regulations to follow, although they have been raided. There are three groups of dancers; Brazillians,…

WOW! This place blows me away,..it just blows me away. I stopped in for the first time last week, (midweek, 10:PM). After being frisked, and shaken down for the…

Made an infrequent visit last week (to see an old fav)and found the club to be much the same as my last visit (a good thing). While not enamored with the…

Full range of ladies here Tuesday night, from a couple solid nines down to one well into the negative numbers, a beast who could play linebacker for the Eagles, I'm sure.…

Did another stop off before heading to AC. Got there around 3 pm on a Sunday. There was about 12 ladies working and 25 PL's. Beginning to like this…

The good news is a very well-stocked rotation of nearly all Brasiliaras-a good half of whom were slim young lookers-even on an early Wed aft. The bad news is that for whatever…

This club is the real deal. After reading about Cheeks for the last year, I decided to check it out on a Monday afternoon. Cover was only $5 with BYOB. Dancers were…

This place continues to impress. Stopped in a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon. Nice assortment of girls, and the barside get-to-know-you routines were pretty good. Even…

This place would be best thought of as the bargain outlet of SF's Mitchell Bros. O'Farrell Theater, notwithstanding the 2500 miles that separate them. The women here aren't as pretty (there…

After reading the reviews of this club I had to stop in. Lucky me I was in the area today. Almost as many girls as patrons. The dollar parade was there, but…

Had a GREAT time here last Wednesday evening. Got there around 7:00pm. Ladies were not pushy when I told them I wanted to relax and have a beer or two…

Judging from some reviews below, experiences here are mixed depending on your choice of dancer. Without going into names or activities, I believe these are some of the nicest digs and most…

Went in on a Sunday (the 20th), and although the girls ranged from a 3-7 there was plenty of fun to be had in the private areas. The dollar parade will tell…

I visited this club early on a weekday evening, and must have hit the change from day to night shifts; there were only a few girls working, with stretches of no stage…

Despite the courtesy shown by the doorman and the first two dancers I encountered, I left feeling disrespected and ripped off due to the rudeness and greed of the dancer who I…

With the Playhouse closed on Sundays. I took a ride out to Cheeks. Got there around 2 pm. About 10 dancers working ranging from 3-7. Only about 10…

Was there last week during the day and had very good dances with Kelly, a petite brazilian girl very attractive and high mileage. Have also had dances with Erica, in the past…

I've been here a few times now and have yet to be disappointed. I've only been there during the early evenings, weekdays, but this suits me better as I don't particularly…

Guys -- This is a great place to relax, drink a few cold beers (bring your own!), and talk with some cute young Brazilian girls. Yes, it is off the beaten path.…

I stopped by Cheeks for the first time ever on today for a quick lunchtime visit. The place starts off slow at noon, and rapidly picks up as you approach 1pm,…

Was entertained Wednesday evening for around an hour while I drank my BYOB. Very little pressure from the dancers who ranged from 3 to 9 in looks and 6 to 9…

I stopped in friday en route to atlantic city and was greeted by the very pleasant barmaid Marge. Among the girls working were Mylin, Samantha, Bia, Fernanda,Roxanne with rabbit ears on,Kelly,and about…

Stopped in for the first time on a Tues night. Cover was $10. This place is kind of out in the middle of nowhere. There were about 12 girls there. Ranging from…

My first time back in a few months....things had gotten a bit chilly for a while due to a few visits by LE. But the weather is now heating up,…

I visited here Thursday evening. A wide selection of ladies. Some were agressive when they came to you for a quick dance and a tip at the bar and pushed…

Great place; beautiful friendly women wanting to please, good music and the dancers change after two songs, the evening manager Chuck is a great guy, and very affordable ($10 at door, byob).…

I'm giving this club a 7 for now but thats based on a very short visit. Ran out of time. I will visit again real shortly. I stopped by in the afternoon.…

This club is out in the boonies, but there must have been 10 girls there - mostly Brazilian and Portugese. I think it is a sister club to the Playhouse Lounge…

Second vist was a better experience than the first and so I am upping the rating to a 8 this time. Went on a Sunday afternoon and place was pretty much empty…

Went Saturday afternoon.. heat was working..nice assortment of girls. Had a dance with Roxanne, buxom American who definitely aimed to please. A sweet girl who knows how to get , and keep,…

I don't get down to the Pemberton area very often, but when I do I make sure to stop by Cheeks. I visited on a Friday evening and was disappointed with…

Stopped in last Sunday after a 2 nonth absence. Just as good as ever from my vantage point. Numerous girls willing to please for relatively little money. No tens there, but some…

Wow. Fantastic as ever! They don't even have a chart for this kind of mileage. Tents are up, and closed. More girls here at 5pm weekday than I've seen here before, and…

For all the talk of changes at this place, I have to say that when I stopped by at lunchtime today the mileage was off the charts. Maybe I just…

still worth the time if you get the right girl. Recently Kelly..american girl very sweet has been a good choice and also Nikki another american is worth the time..usually im the…

I hate to give such a low review but I went here last week and did not enjoy my time at all. As said before the best thing about this place…

After a long long drive, reached this place in the middle of nowhere (dont believe I will make this trip alone). There were a few surprises in store, some good and…

This place is out of the way. Although they have a good sized parking lot, it fills up fast. This is a popular place. The inside is most attractive. There is a…

Things can really be hit or miss here, especially if you get there during a shift change late afternoon. They have had some legal trouble and have to keep the curtains…

Things have improved here since the summer, but not to where it was before that. Visited twice recently, on a Friday evening and then a couple of Sunday evenings later.…

Stopped by on a Monday night. Bottom line: if you are in this neighborhood, skip this place and head to the Playhouse in Burlington. Same deal as the playhouse…

it's really a crapshoot here for me. sometimes, it's the highest mileage ever. others, it's low. i don't really go here on a regular basis because it's not nude,…

Finally made it to the legendary Cheeks. This club is intense and not for the faint hearted, but you got to love it. I didn't detect any barbies. The…

The tents are alive and well. Visited last week. Big time GFE with varying contact. Except for the fact that this place is far off the beaten track, it may be the…

was here 2 saturdays ago..had a great dance with pheromone.. she was new but had danced before..nice body but a little older american. very sweet disposition and definitely a nice couch dance. Definitely…

I was here Saturday and Sunday night and had a great time. The club is not "high-end cabaret", but is clean and comfortable. It would be nice to have a…

I took a hiatus from Cheeks and this was my first time back in a number of months. After reading the last comment that the old Cheeks was back I had to…

Visited saturday afternoon for the first time since may.Club remains very laid back.Encountered a new talentt Savannah .She has lond brown hair and talks a good game.She gave me a good make…

Twas busy but not packed on sunday afternoon, the parking lot was reasonably full, and there were several girls dancing. None would exactly turn your head if they were in street…

I dont agree with these other posts. Cheecks is slowly returning to its old days and if it is not it still is the best club in the NE.

Cheeks used to be alot of fun, but the bust of the owner for drugs and girls for illicit activies has put a damper on the fun. The stage and bar…

That review I wrote July 21? Cancel that.... I'm pleased to report that the glory days have returned. I'm still recovering from Sunday's visit. Wow.....

I finally went to this fabled place on a dead Sunday evening a while ago. Only a couple of guys and gals there. There was a very hot, thin, young russkie…

Not all good things must come to an end, but some things do. And this may have been one of those. After the bust, the tents are now open.…

Great club with a variety of girls:Russians, Brazilians, Americans. Ages vary as well. Girls are very friendly once they get to know you. This club may not last long-LE has it in…

This place was raided on July 13 and several Brazilian girls were arrested. The rest were told to go home and the place is closed temporarily (supposed to re-open on Saturday,…

Visited Cheeks this past sunday - not a bad crowd. first dance was with Anna - not bad, but a little bit pushy. than followed up with Rosie. Great…

it appears that the rumors are true.. went here Friday 6/30 and had a dance with Lila. was immediately told that she had to be careful because there are cameras now. I..for…

Went to Cheeks for the 1st time this week on Wednesday. Normally go to the PH but decided to try a different place. First thing you notice is it is more roomy…

What others have said about the mileage is true - it is off the chart and pretty much anything goes. The place itself is very nice with a good kitchen, plenty…

If you are looking for high mileage this is the place. Had a dance with Veronica who also dances at the Playhouse lounge. At the PHL she will do vigorous outside the…

Stopped here for the first time on a weekday early afternoon, maybe 12 patrons and 6 girls working. Had a nice couch dance from Erica, she aims to…

I revisited Cheeks yesterday afternoon and was disappointed. The dancers, for the most part, were below a 5 rating. Veronica was there, but I didn't get a chance to dance…

There is an absolutely gorgeous little Asian dancer there named Mylin...perfect face, perfect body: definitely a Ten. It's been written on that other board that she's low-mileage.…

I visitied this club on a Monday evening about midnight - about a dozen patrons and an equal number of girls. The layout of the club is nicer than many -- main stage…