This place would be best thought...

This place would be best thought of as the bargain outlet of SF's Mitchell Bros. O'Farrell Theater, notwithstanding the 2500 miles that separate them. The women here aren't as pretty (there were many attractive women there and some less attractive ones, although there seemed to be something to suit every taste). The facilities here aren't as nice. The lighting here is a lot worse (it is dark). The music isn't as good. The prices aren't nearly as high. Neither place serves alcohol. Like a lot of discount outlets, it's in the complete middle of nowhere, an hour or so from the nearest city. All of this said, the same goods are available at either place.