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We stopped in about 2:30 on Saturday afternoon to find a fairly full parking lot full, with half of the spots taken up by Harleys. Concerned the place would be packed inside, we quickly relieved as the entire group of bikers, and plenty of "ole' ladies" exited, got on their bikes, formed a line-up, and rode off up Federal Blvd. Once inside and talking to various girls, we learned that the group had been friendly, but very stingy with no one really tipping. Anyway, we come in the door, take a left away from the DJ after getting the pat-down and walk past the long bar against the wall and the 3 stages in the middle of the room. Then we settled into our fairly regular spot in one of the high-tops, just by the ATM and off the hallway to the restroom. This spot is nice because it is off to the side, and the occasional Cuban (or Dominican, to be fair) will put you in a stool against the wall, backs right up on you, and just grinds away for a few songs before asking if you want a dance. This afternoon did not disappoint and my buddy and I were quickly approached by some familiar faces. Beyonce went straight for my buddy (as she always does), and I got a visit from Naomi, an athletically-built Domincan with butt that won't quit and hands that like to roam. My friend didn't take more than a song or two to be convinced to go for a "private" dance, but I decided to hang out in our corner for a couple more songs, or at least till I finished my first Modelo. Why should I rush off if I'm in the middle of nice up-the-shorts handshake right in my seat? It also doesn't help that the private dance area is considerably more exposed than where we are currently. As others have mentioned, the lap dance area is simply a collection of banquet chairs along the wall in the corner near the DJ booth. Speaking of which, try to wait or time it so you can get the seat RIGHT under the DJ booth by the popcorn machine. It is mostly blocked from view of the bar area and sometimes the girls take advantage of that. After a song or two, my friend comes back from his time with Beyonce. He then lets me know the time at the table was better than the dance. Though, he didn't hate all of it. Knowing Naomi can be fun in both scenarios, I finally concede and we head off for a time-out. Most charge $30 per song, and negotiating can be problematic due to the language barrier. I don't bother haggling since she put in such a nice effort back at the table, and her dances are pretty solid and full of a good grind. There is a minimal amount of stick shifting, and mostly OTP. After 2 songs I head back to my seat for more beer. Over the course of a couple hours the process is repeated to varying degrees by other dancers. Introduction. Hug. Back up a grind on the booty. A little handshake here and there. Let's go for a dance. Some are more handsy than others. Some let you get pretty handsy. One or two definitely have an end result in mind if your lap dance is in the right seat. I had the option and decided against it on this afternoon. I will say the few Caucasian girls I've encountered here have all tend to be pretty strict rule followers, so I tend to veer away from that. I think I've covered it before, but this is an easy-going place to spend an afternoon. There are usually at least 10-15 dancers working. Almost entirely Latina, a variety of skin tones and body shapes, and most in their mid 20s. Cover is free early on, bottled beers are a tolerable $7, and the support staff is pretty nice. Even the bathroom is clean.

Went here on a Thursday around 1:00. Area is kinda sketch, but inside of club was surprisingly nice. Single large room with a few chairs for dances. Stage show was kinda strange, where girls did not actually strip. Was approached by two different girls. First was mid 40's, a little overweight, but had huge mm boobs. She was Anglo, and great at conversation. Got a dance from her, I think $25. Good mileage with ample mutual touching. Second girl was Latina, late 20's but spoke perfect English. Her body was hot, with B/C natural boobs. Her dance was also $25, and would allow touching anywhere but not much mutual. Overall, a pretty nice way to kill a few hours on a weekday afternoon.

Location: This place is around 10 mins from downtown, have a parking lot with lighting and cameras. Also security stays outside sometimes, so it seems pretty safe. Place: Reached there around 11 pm. Enter the gate and paid $10 or $20 for cover. Very light security check. I think they took a picture of my ID if I remember correctly. This place was a square sized club, the very right side were several chairs, which they called LD areas. So clearly LD has no privacy, the whole club can look at you. In the middle there were 3 stages. The front side has a bar. The left end has restrooms and kitchen. The restroom doesn’t have such guy handed you napkins and asking for tips. Music is classic sc trash music and Spanish songs. Girls: Saw over 10 girls there at night. But mostly 5 or 6, so you need to pick. Most of them can’t speak English and they are Cuban girls. The only one I saw born and raised in Denver is a Japanese mixed girl, who is pretty chill. Cuban girls are aggressive and not that polite I would say. If you speak Spanish you may have a much better time. LD: Most girls asking for 40 a song, but clearly they won’t worth it. I asked for 25 and everyone agrees so I think they might also do 20 but I don’t want to be so cheap lol. I had 2 songs with 2 girls, one is very good looking and a lot of grinding. Can touch anywhere above. Overall pretty good mileage. The other one is pretty much the same grinding. Note: I was chatting with a regular customer and he told me shotgun is much better with higher quality so I left and went to shotgun for 2nd round.

The interior of Dandy Dan's is just a dark rectangular room and comes off exactly as it should, as a low bar strip club. When you walk in the long bar extends to the left. On the immediate right is the DJ booth and security check. No cover in the afternoon. There are three stages, and during slower times only the left-most stage is running. The restrooms and ATM are at that end of the room as well. A few high tops, some lower tables in the middle, and the chairs along the entire back wall. There is no secluded VIP room, just the chairs on the right-front corner, near the DJ and popcorn machine. This is the biggest downfall of the place. As is now, the "private dance" area is right by the 3rd stage and there is usually a collection of girls just hanging out so they can pounce on any new customers walking in the door. On this Saturday afternoon, it was pretty chill and thankfully there was no immediate aggression. We were at least able to step up to the bar for a couple Modelos ($7 each) and move to one of the high top tables past the far end of the bar, near the ATM. I like this vantage point because you have a pretty full view of the place, and no one can sneak up on you from behind. And, due to it being out of the way, I've learned some girls get more up-close and handsy than they will during a lap dance. The key is to only half-sit on the barstool with my back to the wall. More than a couple girls will come up, try some Google Translate-assisted small talk for a few minutes, then resort to backing up and doing some standing grinding on me for a few songs. One thing to note is that time spent at the stage can sometimes pay off nicely. Many times I have just grabbed a seat and offered up a few dollars and the dancer has come off the stage and into my lap for a grind (way cheaper than $30), done a little otp stick shifting, or even offered an extended kitty peek. We have visited a few times during the day and have gotten familiar with a few of the girls... "Lisa" is a petite, adorable blonde, who is very sweet and is happy to hang out at the table for quite a while doing extended standing grind sessions with the occasional Cuban handshake. Her private dances can be nice and sensual, but her hands don't roam as much. When I saw her last, she was all natural with subtle curves, but on our most recent trip we heard she was out recovering from some enhancement procedures. Hoping to check out the results soon. "Beyonce" is tall, thin, with darker skin, flowing hair, and big bolt-ons. She is quite hot and very friendly, but be warned. It's pretty much an air dance. "Naomi" has dark skin and bleach blond hair. She's a slightly thicker, but that comes with nice, large naturals. By far she offers the best table-side entertainment I've experienced in recent visits. The private dances were intense as well. Almost all the of the dancers are Cuban. Some Duolingo practice or Google Translate will go along way. We have encountered a few American girls, but frankly, they are usually not the hottest in here or the most "interactive". Ages range up in to what I would guess is the early-mid 30s, and there is a full selection of sizes. I'm not sure I've seen anything higher than an 8 on day shift. But, we've hung around for shift change once or twice and the average score seems to go up later on. During the day, dances are usually in the $20-30/song, depending on your negotiations. Dandy Dan's has become one of our more recent regular stops. The non-dancer staff is friendly and the place is chill. The dancer staff has proven it can be REALLY friendly. The biggest complaint is the lack of a true private area of any kind. Hell, even if they just went out to IKEA and grabbed some movable room dividers. A guy can dream...

Went here in the late afternoon ish, it was a slower speed but still approached by multiple dancers and they were beautiful. Latina heaven as they say. 10 for the cover charge and decent selection and priced on beer. Bouncer was a great dude, crackin small jokes but you could tell not the fuck with him or pull shady shit, which is much appreciated. Dj was spinning good tracks and a few beers in, it was hard not to have a good time. Beautiful women walking around so I could not ask for more. Once I had the courage, I found a dancer that I hitted off with earlier and wanted to get more intimate. Beautiful long dark hair and few tattoos and gorgeous dance moves, truly what I was in the mood for. Can't quite remember my dancers name but she was so gentle and lovely in private dances. Wasn't pressured on putting more up for "off the table" items. Will certainly ask for more in the future. However dropping 250 it was worth it and got my mind off wanting anything more. Will certainly go back, maybe a little later in the day to see a wider selection. Or get to know my Latina girl more

Parking/Valet: Parking is in the parking lot off S. Federal. Most of it is paved and has good lighting and security camera’s but they only cover the first two rows of parking in the lot. The Club: Monday evening and this seemed a good place to stop in. Security guys were very visible. Inside the front door you make an immediate right turn and you get wanded by security then pay the door fee, $5.00 is what I paid before 10:00 PM. The club is a big rectangle space. Facing west after paying the door fee to your immediate right are some tables along the wall. In face there are tables all along the walls of the club. Some are booths and some have chairs. There are three stages that I learned later, Stage 1 is in the center and in a U shape against the wall. It is also the smallest. Stage 2 & 3 are the same size. 2 is in front and 3 is in the back of the club. The bar is to your immediate left and runs almost the length of the place. Bar is very good with a nice padding on the top and a real foot rest at the bottom of the bar which a lot of places do not have anymore. Beyond the bar there is a booth type area with a table and several chairs. A group of ladies were sitting there when I walked in so guess that is the congregating place. Along the wall on the left at the back of the club is a short hallway that has the ladies restroom on the right and men’s is on the left. Typical light around the stages with rope lighting in red. In the center of the room is a very old light ball that changes colors and spins. Reminded me of the disco era, and maybe this was from a discotic at one time? LOL four or five flat screens around the bar, none of them are large but on Monday night they all had the NFL on, not sure if that is always the case. Barstools are a bit vintage and could use some reconditioning. You don’t need to sit very long to know they are not meant for long term sitting at the bar. There is a waitress and from the other 10 or so patrons around the outer wall, she was kept busy. There was a popcorn machine by the security area and the waitress would get a basket of it for some of the patrons. Dancers: There were probably 20+ ladies working when I got there. Unfortunitly for them there were hot that many customers. Varity was the main thing. From tall and slender to rather BBW with what looked like man-made’s or maybe just some support? (I am by far no expert in that arena) The ladies wore mostly swimsuit type attire and some even wore some one piece swimsuit but it worked for them. There were a couple of dancers that had some costumes made for strippers with the sequins and other stuff sowed on. One dancer kind of caught my eye when on stage and she motioned for me to come to the stage. This is one of my rules that I never go to the stage when a dancer motions for me to come to the stage. Just feel it make them feel that they can get you to do anything and will decrease your bargaining power later on. Sure enough she came over after getting off stage and introduced herself as Nikki. Not very fluent in English so communications was a bit difficult. Reminded me of being in Panama (Country not the city). She chatted me up and bit and when she asked about dances I said I was not ready and after a while she left to wonder the back of the club and the dressing room. Stage Show: When I arrived they were only using the #3 stage but as a few more customers come in the started to use both 1 & 3. Dancers varied in their routines on stage. Some just kind of swayed around and others worked the pole and shacked their money maker really well. A different thing was the fact that they were doing about 4 songs on stage before changing out. Dances: Ended up getting a couple dances from Nikki after she performed on stage again I went up tipped her. When she came down she came back over and asked if I was ready for some dances now. She started out asking $30 per song and I said no. She dropped it to $25 and I countered with two for $40. She thought and agreed. Since there was not that many customers in the place (four customers sitting against the wall never had any ladies sit with them) that was the best she was going to do. Her dances had maximum contact and even being in the darker corner of the club, they were very enjoyable. Ended up giving her $50 for the dances and a tip. The rest of the time I was there she would constantly come back around and ask if I was “OK” and if I wanted some more dances. Value: The place is a bit on the expensive side compared to other parts of the country, but this seems to be the norm for the area. If you can get through the on slot of ladies rushing you when you enter, especially if it is slow in the club, you can have a decent time. As I am sure picking your companion is key and watching how they may interact with other customers may give you a clue but as always YMMV! Overall: The club seems to like the red lighting all around. Stages, ceiling lights and behind the bar. It may be what is in most Denver clubs but maybe some of these places should move into the 21st century and try some more natural lighting. Unless the ladies area afraid of being for what they really are. LOL

Came to the club about 9:00 PM last Friday. Cover charge was $10. Cold Heineken was $7.00. If you like Latino women, you will like this place. Three stages had girls on each one. Watched one girl up close, who had a beautiful backside that she gladly rubbed up against me. After walking around a bit while the dancers switched, I went to the bar. A cute, slender, likely Cuban girl with near perfect body offered a private dance for $30.00. My plan was to be out of there pretty quick, so I said yes. The lap dances are performed off to the side in a row of chairs. It's dark, so there was no problem letting my hands wander. Girl was friendly and very sexy, plenty of grinding and rubbing. Gave her a $10 tip and went on my way. Will return.

Went here on a Saturday afternoon right around when it opened. Was pretty dead but dancers started trickling in. All Cuban except one Dominican. None of them really in the least bit attractive, night and day compared to Player's Club. Still I stuck around and had a couple reasonably priced beers and started chatting up one stripper in Spanish. I told her I was interested in more than just lap dance and that the lack of privacy made me think it was not on the menu. There's no private rooms here, just chairs lining the wall. She told me one of the seats on the right side as you walk in allows for more privacy because the view to the bar and bouncer is blocked. She also introduced me to her friend and both got very handsy trying to get me to get dances. I tried to discuss price and they didn't want to discuss it, a mistake on my part not to press. Eventually I agreed and we waited in line for something like 15 minutes for the recommened lap dance seat to open up (it was popular for the reason mentioned). It was supposed to be two of them together but in the end it was just one but she made sure I was satisfied with the dance and not just by grinding, so extras are possible even with the limitations of this place. I tried to give her $60 for 2 dances and $20 to her friend for keeping me company before the dance even though she didn't participate. Instead, she gave the money to the dancer and the two of them tried to shake me down for a ludicrous amount, like $400 or something. Obviously I didn't pay that but it worked enough to get me to cough up another $100 which wasn't really worth it considering her looks but oh well. At least I didn't leave unhappy.

Based on reviews and location, I went to Dandy Dan‘s. It was my first time. There is a small cover charge, ten dollars maybe. When you walk in: there is a large rectangular room, bar is on the left, stages are in the center, there are chairs around the room. For a Tuesday night it wasn’t that crowded or maybe I was just there early. I was approached right away upon entry by a very attractive, Hispanic girl. (Everyone is here). Her English was great and she was really pretty so we talked for a while. I didn’t get a dance yet because I had just gotten there. Overall there were about 15 girls, seven of which I would say were smoking hot and probably couldn’t go wrong with any of them. The rest were decent, but the language barrier was tough. At one point Google translate came out and helped. I ended up getting two dances that night with the girl from the beginning when I walked in. Dances are just right there in the room off to the corner with no privacy whatsoever. However, these dances from were significantly better than most clubs I’ve been to even with a private room. Contact was great for it being an open dance. $25 each for about a three or four song minute song. Beers were about six dollars. Overall, had a great time and killed a couple of hours. Got to see a lot of pretty women. I would return.

I've been a regular at Dandy Dan's for well over 6 years now and I have seen a vast change in this clubs atmosphere now days. For some reason there is almost no english speaking strippers, theyre ALL cubans! On this particular Friday night the club was packed full, i could barley find a place to sit so i opted to just stand by the vending machine. I literally had cuban girls coming to hustle me for a dance every few minutes. It got so crazy i told them to not talk to me and I have them a tip to pester off. I really dont like this aspect about their strippers, they need to seriously chill out. Some of us want to relax a bit first and find a dancer we like OURSELVES. I do not want everyone and their mother to come hustle me for a dance, its just ridiculous. I ended up getting a dance from one girl i liked, she was a cuban girl with a fat ass and a tattoo of a dragon on her ass. She gave me a hell of a grind for that dance and it only costed me $20. Most of the girls will say theyll charge $30-$40 but they quickly lower the price when you say no so im assuming standard dance rate is $20-$25. Also do not be afraid to bundle your dances into a deal to give the dancer upfront. Ive done 5 dances for $100 before. So moral of my story, there way too many cubans hustling you..but if you get a dance from them it aint half bad!

Decent amount of parking in the lot. Didn’t pay cover for day shift. Night shift was $5 cover. Simple id check and patdown. 3 stages and the most uncomfortable seating arrangements. Non alc drink $6. Dayshift girls: 3-6 (Cuban, Black, White) Almost instantly approached by one of the girls who remembered me from last time. Got a dance with her 4 for $100. LD area is not private same scenario as last time if they want to get freaky they will wait until the seat next to atm is available. I guess the camera + bouncers don’t have a good angle from there. You’re on an uncomfortable chair so keep that in mind. A lot of stick shifting, she kept trying to kiss me but im not into that idk where her lips been. Couldn’t even sit for 5 minutes. As they kept coming up. Had to let them. Know I wanted to relax for a bit. Had a good time. - Nightshift Girls: 4-10 (Cuban, Black) So I guess some of these girls are new and they’re super hot. And just like last time they where all on phones or with there pimp/coyote or what ever the f they are. Vibes where 100% off, no one tipping for shit, and the group of 6-8 hot girls didn’t bother leaving there regulars/ “pimps” at all... (not a single dollar was seen being spent, And they looked sketchy.) Anyways, it was a hard miss for those cubinitas as I came prepared with a crisp stack of pictures with Benjamin Franklins face on them. Only spent 3. There were some good looking ones approaching, got a few LDs. Other than that you will catch your self waisting time. I still have 0 idea what the play for those group of girls that never do shit. I saw a few familiar faces from 3 months ago, still didn’t see them approach anyone, get tipped, or get a dance. When on stage they’re smacking the vape like it’s a ventilator every second, not dancing at all. Lol The only good thing about this club is the 4 for 100$ which comes with standard cuban milage. If you want constant action, a lot more Cuban variety and girls interested in talking to you and getting dances. Players Club might be it right now. (From my experience this time around).

Went here with a buddy on Sunday not really knowing what to expect, read a few bad reviews but we thought ehhh fuck it! We had a great time. Cover charge was $10 and beers were like $7. Not a huge drinker so most of my money went towards the ladies dancing. It's a hispanic club and most of the patrons were Mexican and most of the dancers spoke only Spanish or VERY broken English. Even though me and my friend are not hispanic(he's black im biracial) we felt very comfortable and everybody in there was really cool, some guy even offered me coke in the bathroom. Didn't take it but its the thought that counts lol. The ladies were exactly what we were looking for, well for the most part. I would say there were more attractive than unattractive ones. Definitely a lot of spicy big booty Latinas and a few really slim cute ones as well. Some of the ones around the bar were kind of pushy for dances but most of them were cool. Dances are like $30 a song but we managed to talk them down to $20 lol. These women work HARD for their money for sure, they don't care if you touch them in fact I'd even say they encourage it. Seemed like their go to move is shoving their titties right into your mouth, literally, into your mouth guys im not kidding. It was kind of a shock for me because most strip clubs Ive been too don't even allow touching. They were also friendly even when not dancing, the ones that could speak English were having casual convo with us so that was cool. It's not a classy joint by any means! It's actually pretty ghetto but we felt comfortable the entire time. I guess if you're not used to that kind of environment it could be a little weird. Also if you're above 5'8 you're likely to be the tallest guy in there lol. If you're younger I'd say 18-35 this place would be fun as hell for a night out with the boys. It really was like the Wild West in there, so if that's your thing then I definitely suggest this place. It kind of has a dive bar appeal, and seating is kind of bad tbh. Now im not a strip club connoisseur by any means! But this place fulfilled exactly what we were looking for, fine ass women stripping and a good time, no pretension in the air at all. We had a blast and will definitely be back when we slide back through the area!