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Don't remember what day it was, but a mid-week late lunch/stress break. I was in the general area of Dan's on business and decided to stop in since it had been quite a while since I'd darkened their doorstep - at least a couple of years. Wouldn't you know it, not one thing has changed. It can be good for a local joint with a familiar feel to just keep on keepin' on. It's not the fanciest place in town, probably the least fancy to be truthful, and the neighborhood might be a bit sketchy later at night. I don't know if the bouncer/DJ/doorman was the same as my last visit, but he was jovial and friendly non-the-less. Just a quick weapons check and a "have fun". The long bar is on the left as you enter. Drink prices as you might expect, seems like a diet coke and a Red Bull for a lady wiped out a Jackson. The bartender was pretty cute and not talkative, but not snotty either. The DJ booth is to the right at the entrance, with the lap-dance "area" directly in front of that. Dances are in the corner, but out in the open, only slightly separated from the main room/stage area by a large speaker. The girls would have to be super skilled at being sneaky for any hanky panky to take place there. Two big stages in the middle of the room, but only one in use on dayshift. Dancers ranged from a hot little white number to tall black/Dominican with several Latinas of various sizes and shapes mixed in. I did not get the feeling that any of them were Cubanitas though, sad, those girls can be a .....handful, if you know, you know. I did hang out with the hot white chick for awhile and got all up-to-speed on her life story which seemed eventful and scary. I let her talk me into a few dances, and what a hot little hard body she was, I definitely would have pushed for take-out, but her story and willingness to wayyy over-share spooked me away. I think I dropped less than $$ for my 10-12 minute mauling. I did get the feeling from a couple of the Latinas that they would be very open to a date. I'd say that overall, Dan's is still a good dayshift place to just have a drink and chill out for a bit. More than enough girls to go around for the few customers, and, the girls still actually dance on the stage. That's getting a bit rare during the day in my experience, not just in Denver, but in several other towns I've been to. They just need to build a more private area for lappers.

Came here on a weekday night not sure what to expect. Turned out to be a pretty good time. The place is big, with a bar on the wall near the entrance and two small stages in back. Dimly lit, carpet if I'm remembering right, and a kind of tattered vibe like the gaming floor of an old Vegas casino off the strip. Crowd was fine, a mix mostly of Latinos and white dudes with a few Black guys too. The neighborhood isn't the fanciest in Denver, but I never felt sketched out. So again, it's not fancy. But the night I showed up, it was FULL of women. They ran the gamut from older and a little chubby to young and straight up hot. And for me at least, even the older gals looked pretty good. Pretty much all of them were Latina, and as I got to talking to them I realized a bunch were from Cuba. That was a surprise since I didn't know Denver had much of a Cuban population. Panama and Mexico were represented too. And there was at least one Black dancer who I guessed might have been moonlighting at Dan's since PT's got shutdown for a bit. She was a solid notch above the other dancers out there. I mean, her heels were light-up and she knew what she was doing on the pole. At any given time, there are two dancers on the stages. Most are just sort of wobbling up there but there were a couple who could actually dance (like that Black gal). Beers were $8 and it was easy to get a dance. One ok-looking Cuban in her mid-20s offered me two songs for $20, which was too good a deal to pass up. Most of the woman seemed to want $30/song but that was negotiable. Got an incredible dance from a thick, super busty Latina that I'm still thinking about. One big downside is that the dances take place off to the side of the bar, in view of pretty much everyone. Huge disappointment when I realized this. The dancer were still really good, but I would have preferred at least a booth or something. Would I go back? Yeah, in a heartbeat. You can hang out, find a dancer you like and vibe with, and you're not going to break the bank. I spent $160 dollar all in, but that took me a good while. The caveat here is if you're some white-collar business traveler who doesn't know Denver and wants something fancy, well then this is not your place at all.

Decent amount of parking (lot was packed) found a spot. Cover was $10. Quick security and id check. Small club with 3 stages. A few tables and seating arrangements against the walls. 35-45 Girls: 3-8 (CUBAN) As soon as you walk in you’re gonna be approached by 3s and 4s. There are a lot of hot girls. When I first went in I thought it was a mix of Cubans and white girls, boy was I wrong. I assumed there was diversity being in Denver lol. The reason why I like this club is cause your money goes the farthest, whilst Cubinitas offering the best millage possible(more below). LD: $25 a song / 4 for $100 LD area is not private AT ALL. It regular chairs lined next to each other. Depending on the girl she may take you to the 2 chairs that are next to the atm which don’t face the staff much. First girl I took was petite very nice natural body (6). She sat me down right next to atm. Everything could’ve went down that was possible, hands everywhere, stick shifting, biting, slight fiv., amazing contact and grind. She would’ve let more go down if it was possible. Did 4 for 100$. Strong language barrier, barley had any conversation. But she pulled out google translator at the end and put her number in. There is no VIP. Just open LD area. — Now I will mention the hot eye candy group of girls will all congregate together. If your going to this club for the first time or have 0 experience with the Cuban hustle READ THIS: The girls congregated in groups of 4-6 (usually all sexy as fuck) will wait for customers to walk in hammered, buying a lot of drinks, or a newbie.. and when I say 50% of the dances where just 2-3 girls on one dude, I’m not lying lol. Also seen one sexy mamacita upsell $100 for 1 dance. Bro. Was stuck at the atm for like 10 minutes lol. If you walk in hammered, don’t feel obligated to give anyone attention until you’re sober enough. (I know it’s easy to say) — The next girl I got a dance with easily an 8.5 imo. Young all natural. Pretty much spent majority of my money with her as there was no point to test the waters anymore. Strong language barrier, we didn’t communicate what so ever just right to action. She kept guiding me to spread her cheeks so she could get better contact and ride the shit out of me, a lot of moaning, her eyes rolling back, grabbing and scratching (on her end in a good way). She was doing more than I expected let’s say. No touching touching 🐱. Once I was leaving she asked for one more I couldn’t resist. She gave me her number, didn’t get the vibe it was for otc but maybe to be her “regular”, but too bad cause I have no idea when I’ll be back to Denver lol. 1/3 clubs I’ll re visit. No point on going anywhere else imo.

This is one of my normal go-to’s when I’m in the Denver area. Cover is usually $10, and the beer is about $7 and cold, so it’s cheaper than a normal bar, plus there are tits everywhere. As most reviews say, Dandy Dan’s is predominantly a Hispanic club, there are few black girls that dance here and the rare white chick, but mostly Spanish girls (many from Cuba). The place is a large open space, decent size bar, and three stages. Earlier times during the week they usually only use one or two stages, but when its busy all three will have girls dancing. Whenever I have visited the club there are at least 20 girls working, although not all are dancing. Several just sit on the sides on their phones occasionally going up on stage, or walking around. I’ve never seen the place really packed, many times the girls outnumber the customers. Place is clean enough including the bathroom, but nothing special. It isn’t near much, but the area seems safe enough even at closing time. Many of the girls will come up and right away ask for a dance usually for $25, some can be pretty pushy, but if you tell them to leave you alone, they will. Knowing Spanish is helpful, but you can get along fine without it. The lap dance area is a bunch of regular restaurant style chairs along the one side of the room near the DJ booth, with a small table between each two. It’s a little awkward sometimes when the guy next to you is spreading out during his dance and playing footsie with you, but the heavy touching that’s allowed makes up for it. Almost all the girls will allow you to touch anywhere that’s not under the thong. Some will reciprocate and play with you above the pants, but they can’t do much as the DJ booth is right there. You can usually find girls of all body types from skinny and flat, to a fantastic ass, to a BBW so usually there is something for everyone. I’ve never seen any extras offered in the club as there is no spot to do it.

I've been here a few times since it tends to be a cheaper option from what I've seen. Used to be no cover, but now it's $10. Bud lights are $4. Bartenders and servers are very nice and relatively attentive. Most of the girls here are latina and speak primarily Spanish, same with the customers. There's typically 12-15 girls on Fridays and Saturdays. Most of the girls are less attractive, but there's typically 1-2 prettier girls a night that are more fit and sexy. The less attractive ones tend to hound you for private dances, while the prettier ones are normally just chatting with regulars but will do a private dance when asked. Private dances are $25 in a public area only, several basic chairs lined up along the far wall. Only topless but it's very touch heavy, they move your hands onto their tits and let you feel their bodies as much as you want. The girls I've tried have always given very good lap dances with lots of touching. Stage dances are normally pretty lackluster and lazy, but a good way to find some of the better girls, not many people go up and sit next to the stage so you'll get attention.

Denver, CO. Thursday afternoon. I was across the street eating at Grandpa’s Burger Haven and I figured why not check this strip club out. Parking lot was full. Walk in. DJ says yo as I walk past. Empty pockets, wanded down, no cover. Layout bar on left, two stages and LD area on left just open area couches. Dancers charge what they want. I was quoted at $20. Customers white and Hispanic guys. Dancers, I was talking to one dancer and she said that this place is known for having Cubans. So I guess the Cuban invasion has even reached way out in Denver. About 15-20 girls, pretty healthy for a dayshift. Nothing out of this world but not horrible. Mostly Latinas with some white girls in there. I was talking to a taller white girl, natural nice girl at the bar. I don’t know if I saw anything that I had to get dances from but dances really have no privacy at all off in the corner. Club is pretty well lit too so your in full view of everybody. For a daytime spot at least they had some stuff goin on here, not dead at all.

All of the ladies were latina or Caribbean mix and I like that. Several were a little too thick for my liking, but several were pretty nice. I got dances from two different Cubans (why are there so many Cuban dancers in Denver?) It is nice to meet Latinas that are not just from Mexico or central America. These women had a little different features and loved their hips and narrow waists. All of the ladies had natural breasts which I prefer. The dances are at one end of the bar under the DJ/door guy's window, but no issue with feeling breasts or sucking them. One of the dancers let her hands roam while she ground on my thigh as I sucked her neck and played with her nipples. My thigh got all hot and moist. Problem with her was her English was very poor and my Spanish is worse, but we made it work. Dances were $25 and I thought a little high given the place and being out in open, but enjoyable and that is what matters to me.

Visited on a Saturday evening. $10 cover at night. Domestic beer was $5.50. Maybe 15-20 girls working of varying hotness. Lots of Latina girls. Couple black girls. Lots of roaming on “private” dances. Not really private just off in corner against wall. My first few dances were $20 from the Latina girls. White girl charged $25. Black girl with huge jugs charged $30. It’s not upscale but it’s the kind of low rent place that I like. If that’s your thing check it out. If not keep looking.

The reason I went to this place the first time was because there is no cover charge, and if I understand it correctly there never has been a cover charge - like ever. The first thing that happens when you go through the double doors is a bouncer (a friendly one) will wand you, and If you pass that test then you will have the privilege of showing them your state issued ID. One good thing about the entry process is that you have a clear view of the stage. Actually, I'm pretty sure that every strip club in Denver requires you to show your ID, and I am assuming most have metal detectors - although I don’t remember walking through them at every club. The place is family owned and the bartender is like the daughter (or something) to the owner. She is super friendly and pours a great drink. $8 for a jack and coke. The head bouncer has been there forever (friend of the family, I assume) and looks like dog the bounty hunter, if dog the bounty hunter was 6’8 and jacked. He's a very friendly and scary looking dude. The place is worn and could use some renovation - especially the bathroom. But, everything was clean, well maintained and comfortable. The girls ranged from around 4 to 7, there are a few bigger girls, but most have a typical stripper body. And almost every time I come to this place there is a diamond in the ruff, a girl who stands out. They don’t usually last long, they tend to move on to one of the fancier more expensive clubs like shotguns. There is no private area for lap dances so it's usually done with your back against the wall in a chair. But this is a hands on place and they are pretty free with letting your hand go where they may. This is a very “420 friendly” place and the girls are loose. I saw one girl having sex during a lap dance, but like I said there is no private area and they will kick you and the girl if they see it. You get alot for your money and this is the cheapest lab dance in Denver. $30.00 I did hookup with a girl after club closed. She wasn’t that cute but she had a rockin body and we had a lot of fun.

Visiting Denver for the week and decided to pretend like we were not in the middle of a pandemic for a night. Figured Thursday might offer a compromise between the option to distance from loud maskless patrons while still having variety on the stage(s). Visited around 9PM which was around when the club was at its peak for the night. Three stages and a long bar that spans the width of the club. ID Scan, $5 and a pat down to get in. Grabbed a beer and hung out near the bar for a bit. Real estate at the bar is at a premium with sections occupied by groups of regulars and a few dancers. Not really much room in front of the bar without awkwardly pacing in the way of dancers entering and leaving the dressing room. So I walked over to one of the chairs between the three stages. The two outside stages had dancers that seemed to be doing very long low-energy sets for several songs. The middle stage was on a three song rotation with a mixture of talent and interest. The majority of the dancers are definitely of latin origin and the clientele seemed to be tuned in to the latin vibe. The club seemed to get more energetic when spanish music came on with lulls during more traditional SC music. The periphery of the club is lined with chairs with some regulars engaged in GFE and occasionally getting mini-laps. The "private" area is just one section of the peripheral chairs so not very private at all but it did look like the dances were pretty good. I chose not to get an LD primarily due to being risk averse to COVID but also because in about an hour the club went noticeably dead. Only one stage had a dancer and then too she was not into it at all, it was not an anomaly either with dancer of dancer seemingly choosing to go through the motions without interest. There were a fair number patrons in the club for the size I thought but I guess the tipping was poor? I did spend my play money at the tip rail for about 4 dancers, nothing special or noteworthy to report about that experience. Most of the dancers seem to either have found a regular to hang out with and the rest were either chatting amongst themselves at the bar. By 11PM the club was essentially emptying out and I lost interest in waiting for a dancer to take the stage and left. I have been to Dandy Dans once before in 2019 and I thought it was a really great vibe that was very chill and a nice place to hang out at after work to unwind but it seems to have become a bit less laid back recently.

Update on a previous post from earlier this summer. My last experience wasn’t great as Denver was just getting out of COVID restrictions. Left the bars early and decided to hit up Dandy Dan’s, see if it was better. Terrible visit this time. I showed up around 11:00 PM, had to park about 3 blocks away as the lot was full and streets lined with cars. Got inside, with the new $10 cover. Tried to get a drink, but bar area was packed full and could not even get to it to order a beer. There were no tables to sit and hardly any room to stand. I finally found a spot to stand, to try and see what girls where there. For a club packed that full, there was only about 15 dancers total. I finally found a girl that was walking about, young Hispanic girl with fake tits. Went to do a dance, and before I was even sitting in the chair, she started pushing for 2-3 dances. Pretty bad dance. Hardly any contact, especially compared with how it used it be. She was looking around the whole time looking for her next dance. Finished after one and went back to find a place to stand. I made it to the full stage to tip up there, but again, with so many guys there that night, the dancer would only pay attention if you’re dropping big money. Stood around for a bit, hoping some more girls would show up (which of course they didn’t). After about an hour at the club I decided to leave and save my money. Overall, pretty bad experience. Definitely needed more girls working for it to be even somewhat enjoyable.

I’ve been going here for years. In the past it’s been a great club to go to on a weeknight after work for some beers. Typically, they have enough girls to keep everyone entertained. Normally a couple dancing on the stages (3 stages), and the other roaming around talking to customers. Lap dance prices are normally $20-$30 a song, with some contact. The clientele is normally a blue collar crowd with quite a bit of diversity. The girls are fairly diverse as well, but very rarely see anyone over a 7. Most of the dancers are very laid back and easy to talk to, makes for an enjoyable night. Of course there are always a few that are quite pushy, but that is expected anywhere. I have only been back once since they reopened from COVID, and it was a disappointing night. They started charging a cover fee, which they didn’t use to. They only had about 5-6 girls working and you couldn’t get a lap dance. Only 1 dancing at a time and the rest just kind of sat around. I’m hoping since Colorado has opened fully recently, it is back to normal. Overall pre/post COVID times, a good place to go with some friends for a chill night without breaking the bank.