Nero's Gentleman's Club Reviews

Avoid this place like the plague gentleman! They have recently reopened this place and I guess they think they are a high end club but it is far from that. The girls were nasty and rude. Its so short staffed the strippers are the bartenders and cashiers. Anyways Yea me...

This place should be avoided at all cost!! Went buy because my cousin went 6 years ago and he had a great time. Well those days are long gone lets just say and worse us this club charges $10 cover for entrance and $10 for VIP entrance. This is...

Stopped by Nero's this week. A topless bar that serves beer, wine, and mixed drinks. They open at 3pm and I got there at about 3:15. Mixed drinks were a reasonable $5. and they didn't skimp on the vodka. Only three girls dancing, 2 were in their late 20's and...

I hadn't been to Nero's in about ten years. I remember it being ghetto then, now it's ghetto and empty. I went after midnight on a Friday, dressed business casual having come straight from work to a bar to the club. Generally looking sharp will get you some extra attention,...

I tried out this place for the first time and wasn't the impressed. Some friends of mine were talking about this place for awhile and never really thought about it, so I decided to stop by. When I walked in, there weren't that many dancers and the place was relatively...

Went a few weeks back on a weekday. I am pretty sure this place will eventually go out of business because no one in thier right mind will ever go here twice. I don't wanrt to discourage anyone (really, I do) but this was one of the worst experiences at...

This club is still one of the worst clubs I have ever been to. The club has all the negative qualities of a low end club.
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They're security is very harsh and will allow almost nothing during a dance. If you lift your hand they will come over and make...

There are clubs in El Paso like Dreams, Jaguars and Red Parrot….and then there are clubs in El Paso like this one at the very bottom. Looking at the place from the outside what waits inside should be no surprise to anyone. Cover was only $7 which surprised me and...

I was here about a year ago and it was miserable. Though not great, it has shown some improvement. Went in around 11pm and there were about 10 girls on shift. The place is kinda small. They have one stage in use and a VIP area in the rear. Dances...

I should have taken notice of the worn out parking lot (such that it is) and poor access to begin with and not bothered going into this joint. The place looks seedy, smells dirty (as do the women working there or they smell of really cheap strong perfume to cover...

This is not a strip club its a neighborhood bar with about 3 fat ugly girls walking around trying to attack you for a dollar or cheesburger. I stayed fifteen mins and ran to the door for my life. ordered a drink that and the glass they gave me had...

I was passing through and thought I'd give this place a shot. Tequila Sunrise was closer to where I was staying but closed for the night even though it was just 10pm. The outside isn't the worst thing I've ever seen. Not great but okay. The...

I went to this place shortly after it opened for the day. I paid the cover and as soon as I walked in, before I could sit down or do anything else, a dancer came up to me and asked if I wanted a private dance. I said sure, and...

this club is under new management and trying to boost thier clients, please given the bad reviews check this place out they are getting classier girls working for them and they are decent looking and good at dancing, and yes the hsower has been used recently I personally get in...

Went about a month ago. Waste of my ten dollars. Stage is small, all of the girls were so-so, security and staff was rude, I was here for about ten minutes before I left. A couple black and hispanic girls, none were above 6. Only thing good about it is...

This club was one of the worst clubs I have ever been to. The club has all the negative qualities of a high end club. They're security is very harsh and will allow almost nothing during a dance. If you lift your hand they will come over and make you...

Over a $10 cover which really is bad a all. but once you it ok, not really wast i could call typical strip club. small stage, shower (never seen used), small dance area (i guess to push VIP). Overall the dancers really aren't that good looking (just my point of...

Went here on a whim and was totally disappointed. The club is under new management from the same group who own Zebra and Westside. Cover was $10 on a Sunday night and they have a full bar.

There were only 4 dancers there 2 were cute and the other 2...

haven't been here for over a year, but went every few months for about four years before that. The 4 is a composite of my visits. Most of the girls here speak Spanish. the only blonde I ever saw had dark stubble around her pussy so don't...

Got there early the night after the sun bowl was played and this place was totally dead. The girls were all under 5 and just plain fat. Total waste of time and money....

I should know better than to bother with a club with no reviews. I got to the club about 5:30, was told it opened at 6 with 9 dancers. I returned after a quick bite at a few minutes after 6, no dancers, ok, dancers are famously tardy....