Nero's Gentleman's Club

El Paso, Texas

Nero's Gentleman's Club Reviews

• review

  10 years ago
  Avoid this place like the plague...

  Avoid this place like the plague gentleman! They have recently reopened this place and I guess they think they are a high end club but it is far from that. The girls were nasty...
  Jozepe65

  New Mexico
• review

  11 years ago
  This place should be avoided at...

  This place should be avoided at all cost!! Went buy because my cousin went 6 years ago and he had a great time. Well those days are long gone lets just say and...
  Jojo65
• review

  11 years ago
  Stopped by Nero's this week. A...

  Stopped by Nero's this week. A topless bar that serves beer, wine, and mixed drinks. They open at 3pm and I got there at about 3:15. Mixed drinks were a reasonable $5. and they...
  theoggonzalez

  Florida
• review

  11 years ago
  I hadn't been to Nero's in...

  I hadn't been to Nero's in about ten years. I remember it being ghetto then, now it's ghetto and empty. I went after midnight on a Friday, dressed business casual having come straight from...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  11 years ago
  I tried out this place for...

  I tried out this place for the first time and wasn't the impressed. Some friends of mine were talking about this place for awhile and never really thought about it, so I decided to...
  AtimekeeperM
• review

  12 years ago
  Went a few weeks back on...

  Went a few weeks back on a weekday. I am pretty sure this place will eventually go out of business because no one in thier right mind will ever go here twice. I don't...
  guest42
• review

  12 years ago
  This club is still one of...

  This club is still one of the worst clubs I have ever been to. The club has all the negative qualities of a low end club. Premium review: They're security is very harsh and will allow...
  theoggonzalez

  Florida
• review

  12 years ago
  There are clubs in El Paso...

  There are clubs in El Paso like Dreams, Jaguars and Red Parrot….and then there are clubs in El Paso like this one at the very bottom. Looking at the place from the outside what...
  gmart

  Texas
• review

  13 years ago
  I was here about a year...

  I was here about a year ago and it was miserable. Though not great, it has shown some improvement. Went in around 11pm and there were about 10 girls on shift. The place is...
  thekid72

  California
• review

  13 years ago
  I should have taken notice of...

  I should have taken notice of the worn out parking lot (such that it is) and poor access to begin with and not bothered going into this joint. The place looks seedy, smells dirty...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  13 years ago
  This is not a strip club...

  This is not a strip club its a neighborhood bar with about 3 fat ugly girls walking around trying to attack you for a dollar or cheesburger. I stayed fifteen mins and ran to...
  shelbielou
• review

  13 years ago
  I was passing through and thought...

  I was passing through and thought I'd give this place a shot. Tequila Sunrise was closer to where I was staying but closed for the night even though it was just 10pm. ...
  wemicus
• review

  13 years ago
  I went to this place shortly...

  I went to this place shortly after it opened for the day. I paid the cover and as soon as I walked in, before I could sit down or do anything else, a dancer...
  bigeazy
• review

  14 years ago
  this club is under new management...

  this club is under new management and trying to boost thier clients, please given the bad reviews check this place out they are getting classier girls working for them and they are decent looking...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  14 years ago
  Went about a month ago. Waste...

  Went about a month ago. Waste of my ten dollars. Stage is small, all of the girls were so-so, security and staff was rude, I was here for about ten minutes before I left....
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  14 years ago
  This club was one of the...

  This club was one of the worst clubs I have ever been to. The club has all the negative qualities of a high end club. They're security is very harsh and will allow almost...
  theoggonzalez

  Florida
• review

  15 years ago
  Over a $10 cover which really...

  Over a $10 cover which really is bad a all. but once you it ok, not really wast i could call typical strip club. small stage, shower (never seen used), small dance area (i...
  Dragon001
• review

  16 years ago
  Went here on a whim and...

  Went here on a whim and was totally disappointed. The club is under new management from the same group who own Zebra and Westside. Cover was $10 on a Sunday night and they...
  mortalman111

  Florida
• review

  17 years ago
  haven't been here for over a...

  haven't been here for over a year, but went every few months for about four years before that. The 4 is a composite of my visits. Most of the girls here speak...
  kneelmm

  Wisconsin
• review

  19 years ago
  Got there early the night after...

  Got there early the night after the sun bowl was played and this place was totally dead. The girls were all under 5 and just plain fat. Total waste of time and...
  phillyphunguy
• review

  19 years ago
  I should know better than to...

  I should know better than to bother with a club with no reviews. I got to the club about 5:30, was told it opened at 6 with 9 dancers. I returned after...
  stillworks

  North Carolina