Nero's Gentleman's Club
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10659 Vista Del Sol Dr, El Paso, TX 79935, USA*

Went a few weeks back on...

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guest42
Nov 26, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Went a few weeks back on a weekday. I am pretty sure this place will eventually go out of business because no one in thier right mind will ever go here twice. I don't wanrt to discourage anyone (really, I do) but this was one of the worst experiences at a strip club I have ever had. There were very few girls working and those that were working were not that attractive. Having a Y chromosome, however, keeps my standars for mamaries pretty low, so I suppose I was somewhat satisfied by the mere existence of naked titties. Unfortunately, the naked tits were not enough to overcome the general flabbiness and unattractiveness of these girls, most of whom had obviously just stopped caring. I'm talking about lipstick on the teeth, bad breath, that sort of thing. The aggressive sales tactics were also not appreciated. Maybe there is a solid group of men who do like that sort of woman, but it isn't me. I won't be going back.

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