I hadn't been to Nero's in...

I hadn't been to Nero's in about ten years. I remember it being ghetto then, now it's ghetto and empty. I went after midnight on a Friday, dressed business casual having come straight from work to a bar to the club. Generally looking sharp will get you some extra attention, but there were so few girls there it didn't matter. $10 cover felt pretty standard, until I got inside...

First of all, the inside of this place is so run down it looked like a wall might collapse at any minute, but I've been to some run down clubs that were very enjoyable, so I was still optimistic. But that fact that it was a Friday night and there were less than 10 customers should have tipped me off.

There were only 4 girls working, and only 3 were making the rounds. There was a 30+ year old black girl with saggy tits & ass and a C-section scar, 2 Hispanic girls, probably mid to late 20s, neither above a 6, and one white girl with a huge ass who didn't come out of the dressing room until about an hour after I got there. I was approached by one of the Hispanic girls, who talked a good game, told me that the dances were $20 topless and $30 in the VIP. And this girl sold the VIP experience like it would blow my mind. So I accepted and we went behind this makeshift partition and sat on an uncomfortable couch. Dances were not bad, grabbing ass and sucking tits was allowed, but no more than that. Plus one of the male employees stood outside the door to the VIP watching the whole time. Kind of creepy... The overall experience of watching the dancers was pretty weak too. 2 songs of nothing, then 2 songs with a girl dancing. Got boring pretty damn quick. I can't imagine recommending this club for any reason...