I should have taken notice of...

I should have taken notice of the worn out parking lot (such that it is) and poor access to begin with and not bothered going into this joint. The place looks seedy, smells dirty (as do the women working there or they smell of really cheap strong perfume to cover up their body odor). The place inside is as worn out as the parking lot and the so-called dancers have the appearance that they couldn't get hired at McDonalds so this was their second choice. Let's just call this a little bit of stretch-mark, cellulite, and belly-roll paradise. Be sure to bring along a can of lysol if you are going to dare enter this place.