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review
2 days ago
PO - Probably not worth visiting?
The basics - easy to find, no cover before 5pm, nothing fancy about the building/decor. Big rectangular stage with stools all around it. Parking spots are limited in the front which are fairly visible...
Comments: 2
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a day ago
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TheSingularity
ah1974
review
5 days ago
Sure thing
This place is the best sure thing in Philly. The girls here will make it worth your while. The trick is finding one that you vibe with. There’s usually not many ladies working...
johnburnsmoneytonight
Pennsylvania
review
12 days ago
Just ok, from club to dancers, though with one very fun dance
I arrived at Purple Orchid via 15-minute ride-share from downtown Philadelphia around 10pm on a Friday night. The cover charge was $5 with a two-drink minimum. I wasn't hassled for the latter, though another...
schmoe31415
Whatever
review
a month ago
The snack wrap of strip clubs
This place is like the 'snack wrap' of strip clubs. Ya know those little dollar chicken nuggets wraps you can get at fast food places. Quick,cheap. easy...satisfy an immediate hunger. Often times after...
Comments: 3
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a month ago
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BadBob
dickdecker
Pennsylvania
review
a month ago
Unbelievable coed
A hot time at PO. Sunday nights are a reliable evening for a broad range of younger woman 20-30 years when compared to week nights where the range is up to about 40. Last...
Comments: 2
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a month ago
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Manuellabore
c1958s
Pennsylvania
review
a month ago
In & Out
Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon. Ima try to keep this straight to point was a short visit luckily & every review is basically same so you should know the layout & location. But...
Comments: 1
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a month ago
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lets
Booka557
review
a month ago
was not meant to be today
Description of this club has been done many times and hasnt changed. But here we go again. You enter through a small hallway signs telling you no weapons and your on camera. ...
Comments: 3
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a month ago
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Lyor
tmannminerva
oh that is where I left it
review
a month ago
Consistent
Arrived around 2pm on Thursday place has been described a million times but it’s a small stage in middle of square bar girls dance 3 song sets most don’t get naked. Bartenders are usually...
Comments: 1
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a month ago
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Rod8432
Benriker4
review
a month ago
It was what it was.
So, when they ask "how are the people," do they mean the dancers, the 'tender, the guy who counts dances? Field trip reports from two visits sorta . . . Purple cube at the...
Comments: 4
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a month ago
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BadBob
BadBob
Florida
review
a month ago
Got the job done on a Monday afternoon
I stopped by the purple cube in South Philly on a Monday around 2PM. The lights were on and no music was playing when I first walked in. It's hit or miss at this...
Comments: 2
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a month ago
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JohnWhiteBurns
Drewsk
Pennsylvania
review
a month ago
Yep, I'll be back
Arrived at 11 pm on a recent Friday night. Free to park. $5 cover charge. Fairly crowded but enough room to move around. 10-12 dancers, every stool taken and 20-30 customers standing at any...
Comments: 2
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a month ago
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chimera422
captainfun
new city, new club
review
2 months ago
Very slow Olympics Saturday
Stopped by quickly to see what the lineup would be, but sadly it was pretty dead. It's not what I expected for Saturday at 5PM but it has it's ups and downs. If you haven't...
Comments: 1
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a month ago
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chimera422
jigga2177
Pennsylvania
review
2 months ago
My Experience
came here for my bday on 6/15and it was absolutely AMAZING! My party and I had a great time. There was a misunderstanding at the door but Brian and Zoey handled everything and made...
Comments: 12
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a month ago
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chimera422
Bankroll999
review
2 months ago
C* k blocked by my phone
Location: The Purple Orchid is located in an industrial area in Philadelphia at the corner of 61st and Passyunk. It shares a parking lot with a pool hall and another adult entertainment establishment....
Comments: 5
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20 days ago
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chimera422
chimera422
Damn.......
review
2 months ago
She’s got it going on
I stopped in at the Purple Orchid on a Saturday night after work. It is a purple building on Passyunk Avenue. It is square building on the corner. Parking lot is big with more...
Comments: 4
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2 months ago
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TheSingularity
Steveperry
review
2 months ago
Another successful visit
Combining the last two visits in one post because they were pretty much identical. Read any other post for the standard bar layout. It’s a south Philly club with ample parking and lighting. Atmosphere...
Comments: 3
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2 months ago
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chimera422
Buck23
review
2 months ago
Wonderful
PO described multiple times. Enter large room with reasonable light. The rectangular bar seats about 30. Stage platform with two poles. 10.00 cover. Beer 7. Dancers do 2 dances each… variably top less a...
c1958s
Pennsylvania
review
2 months ago
Disappointing Friday afternoon
I stopped at the PO about 2 pm on a Friday afternoon while killing time before I picked up a fare at the airport. As I arrived there was an African-American woman (light...
Comments: 1
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2 months ago
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chimera422
Stu815
Maryland
review
2 months ago
Nighttime less enjoyable than daytime?
Entered early evening in a Saturday. As parking spots were occupied in the spots directly.beside the club, I pole-positioned my way between the broken glass in the adjacent parking lot and parked on the...
funonthaside
review
2 months ago
Update- few new entertainers
Was there recently on a Wed afternoon around 3-4 pm. Had taken a break from this club for few months. Found couple of new girls. One was Dallas. She is a fit average height...
Comments: 1
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2 months ago
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lets
Sunmat
Pennsylvania
review
2 months ago
Slow Summer Afternoons
You know the drill with this place, kinda a dive, in an industrial area easy to find, off the highway. Easy to get to from center city (even with an Uber) Pretty safe environment...
Comments: 3
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2 months ago
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chimera422
dickdecker
Pennsylvania
review
2 months ago
A good first time visit
It was my first time at the PO. I’m sure I made some rookie mistakes but overall I had a great time and will be frequenting it in the future. The club is super...
Comments: 6
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2 months ago
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funonthaside
5ffarina9
review
2 months ago
Standard visit to the PO
Stopped into the PO on a Saturday evening. very large parking lot it shares with several other businesses. It's in an industrial section of the city, but it's busy so it doesn't feel sketchy....
Comments: 1
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2 months ago
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TheSingularity
lumpytelephone420
review
2 months ago
Still solid
Located on a corner with 2 entrances to the lot. Enter through a small hall to a door No cover during the day, old guy on left as you enter (you pay him after dances) on...
Comments: 10
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2 months ago
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funonthaside
tmannminerva
oh that is where I left it
review
3 months ago
Terrific Storm
I stopped by the PO on a Wednesday early afternoon. It was so early that the lights were still on when I came in around 1:30pm. I was tempted just to leave but...
Comments: 10
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a month ago
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LongLegs
JohnWhiteBurns
Pennsylvania