Not my finest visit by a long shot
So, this was not my best work ever. I was totally off my game and got smoked. It also seems, in retrospect, that evenings are different in terms of price and experience than dayshifts based on other reviews.
The club has been described hundreds of times before. Square building on the industrial Southside of Philadelphia. Large parking lot (free). Did not seem unsafe at the times I was there (5:00 - 8:00 pm roughly). The internal building is pretty low end (not as low end and the low end Akron clubs) main room has a large bar and a dancer stage in the center of the bar. The dance monitor dude (this evening was sort of a dweebish older white guy with glasses) is to the right just as you enter and he did not ask for a cover charge. A room off to the left is the communal lap dance area ($20 per dance). Farther away down on the left side is the restroom. There are two private dance "rooms" that are on the wall nearest the entrance door to the right ($30 per dance).
All of the women (5-6) who were dancing at the time were WOC. There were probably 4-5 customers (also black). Me and the dance guy were the only non-black people in the place. Perhaps the best looking dancer, Brianna, was "dancing" on the stage when I entered (by dancing I mean mostly strolling back and forth occasionally grasping the pole). She was tall, nicely shaped with great natural appearing tits and a great bootie and an attractive face. After her dance, she disappeared into a locker room (?). At that time Passion came up, a friendly chunky dancer with a nice personality but she really didn't do anything for me. I did ask about Brianna and so Passion asked her to come over. Brianna was pretty hands on and wanted me to get some dances with her. I recall that previous reviews indicated that the communal room could be high to extremely high mileage and so we started off in there. We did two songs and there was a nice grind but really nothing else as she kept pushing for the "private room". I tried to get her to commit to a set price but she didn't want to, she said that her tip would be over the per dance song price. So we went into the private room and she spent the entire first song "preparing" by sanitizing the room, her hands, my hands, everything. I mean I understand, this is the Purple Cube and who knows what dangerous pathogens have set up shop in there (from all of you guys) but by the time she was done, the first song was over. At this time, I decided to cut my losses, even though she had me pretty worked up, tipped her $20 and went to settle up with the dance guy for the single $30 song.
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