Reviews

Location: The Purple Orchid is located in an industrial area in Philadelphia at the corner of 61st and Passyunk. It shares a parking lot with a pool hall and another adult entertainment establishment. The potholes…

Stopped in about 6 PM on a Monday.

The usuals: rectangular bar. stage in the middle. two "private" dance rooms and one larger room that is very often just as private.…

So, this was not my best work ever. I was totally off my game and got smoked. It also seems, in retrospect, that evenings are different in terms of price and experience than…

The basics - easy to find, no cover before 5pm, nothing fancy about the building/decor. Big rectangular stage with stools all around it. Parking spots are limited in the front which are fairly visible from…

This place is the best sure thing in Philly. The girls here will make it worth your while. The trick is finding one that you vibe with. There’s usually not many ladies working at…

I arrived at Purple Orchid via 15-minute ride-share from downtown Philadelphia around 10pm on a Friday night. The cover charge was $5 with a two-drink minimum. I wasn't hassled for the latter, though another guy…

This place is like the 'snack wrap' of strip clubs. Ya know those little dollar chicken nuggets wraps you can get at fast food places. Quick,cheap. easy...satisfy an immediate hunger. Often times after you…

A hot time at PO. Sunday nights are a reliable evening for a broad range of younger woman 20-30 years when compared to week nights where the range is up to about 40. Last night…

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon. Ima try to keep this straight to point was a short visit luckily & every review is basically same so you should know the layout & location. But the…

Description of this club has been done many times and hasnt changed. But here we go again. You enter through a small hallway signs telling you no weapons and your on camera. Enter…

Arrived around 2pm on Thursday place has been described a million times but it’s a small stage in middle of square bar girls dance 3 song sets most don’t get naked. Bartenders are usually fairly…

So, when they ask "how are the people," do they mean the dancers, the 'tender, the guy who counts dances?
Field trip reports from two visits sorta . . .
Purple cube at the end…