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Camelot
1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036
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Stuno
Florida
reviewed
17 years ago
this club is fairly small and...
This club is fairly small and is oddly arranged. The distance from the door to the bar (located at the very rear) is about 50 feet, but the place is only about 15 feet...
BadBob
Florida
reviewed
17 years ago
my memories of this place are...
My memories of this place are notably hazy as it was a late stop. The talent wasn't as pretty as Archibald's. The beer was equally expensive, except you got a full 12...
kosdeviant
reviewed
17 years ago
made the mistake of visiting here...
Made the mistake of visiting here again. While this place used to employ very attractive women, the quality of the girls has taken a dramatic turn for the worse. Usual breakdown remained...
NotFromTX
Texas
reviewed
17 years ago
in dc on business i went...
In DC on business I went to Camelot for the first time Saturday night. It is a comfortable place, and I definitely enjoyed myself. I watched the dancers unaccompanied for about 30...
ray789
reviewed
17 years ago
visited recently on a couple of...
Visited recently on a couple of Monday afternoons. The first time, the club was very quiet, almost dead with just a handful of customers. Quality of dancers was quite a bit lower than in...
QT
New York
reviewed
17 years ago
stay away! i visited on...
Stay away! I visited on 2/20/08 and 2/21/08 while on a business trip to DC. So-so stage dances - nothing to write home about (as compared to Mons, Tootsies or O'Farrell). ...
Nipplelover
reviewed
17 years ago
went to camelot during day shift...
Went to Camelot during day shift on a weekday, first time in several years. Not much has changed. Although there are upstairs and downstairs bars when it's busy, in non-peak periods only the lower...
Updaze
North Carolina
reviewed
17 years ago
well i guess if you're in...
Well I guess if you're in DC this is one of the places to go...the problem with DC clubs is there is NO CONTACT period!...No lap dances, no couch, no table dances...Girls were in...
govt_hack
Maryland
reviewed
17 years ago
since work is slow right now,...
Since work is slow right now, I have been going to Camelot's once a week for the last three weeks. While there is one lady I will buy a drink for and have...
drewster420
reviewed
17 years ago
i've been here many times, and...
I've been here many times, and stopped in last weekend. The girls are still the hottest in DC, but it is strict no touch policy. The upstairs is better, because you don't...
tdcx
Clubbin
reviewed
17 years ago
i visited camelot again but this...
I visited Camelot again but this is the first time during lunch time. They give you a food menu right as you sit down and from the looks of it, expects most people...
BigJ04
reviewed
17 years ago
hadn't visited the club in awhile,...
Hadn't visited the club in awhile, so I stopped by for lunch when I was in town on business. Dancer quality still highest in the area, but does not seam as high as in...
ray789
reviewed
17 years ago
i think the most reviews describe...
I think the most reviews describe this club accurately. Usually very attactive dancers but a detached atmosphere. As good as you'll find in Washington, as far as I know. I visited last on a...
bobdavie
Florida
reviewed
17 years ago
okay, let's be real here. this...
Okay, let's be real here. This club is operating under the limitations of DC law, so there are no lap dances or private rooms, and there is no direct contact with the dancers. So...
JimRockford
reviewed
17 years ago
well-run club. professional staff. attractive women though...
Well-run club. Professional staff. Attractive women though slightly long in the tooth. I haven't come in on the day shift so perhaps they are fresher faces. Drink prices, at least some, have gone way up....
Georgewalker
Maryland
reviewed
17 years ago
incredible quality! among the best most...
Incredible quality! Among the best most beautiful staff of dancers you will see anywhere in any club in the country.....and that my friends is the problem....all you will do is see them! No touching,...
jamesdolas1520
reviewed
17 years ago
i was here while i was...
I was here while I was on vacation. Positives: 1. The girls I saw where hot 2. No Cover Charge Negatives: 1. There was a line to get in, I've never seen a line for a strip club 2. No...
ericgoud
reviewed
17 years ago
found myself back at camelot the...
Found myself back at Camelot the other night. Friday around 8pm things hadn't really picked up yet and the place was pretty quiet. Overall it was a typical Camelot experience - attractive...
JackOlantern
reviewed
17 years ago
used to go to camelot occasionally...
Used to go to Camelot occasionally 5-10 years ago but didn't like it because the women had huge siliconized breasts. Not my cup of tea. After visiting there again recently a number...
nychuck2000
reviewed
17 years ago
as someone else said, camelot is...
As someone else said, Camelot is like a time warp back to the Mad Men days, with beautiful women, absolutely no touching that I have ever seen, and decor that remains unchanged since 1959....
ray789
reviewed
17 years ago
visited recently on a sunny tuesday...
Visited recently on a sunny Tuesday afternoon. Both times, dancers were attractive. The club was fairly quiet, but not dead. Beer still costs $7.70. Camelot is still much better than other DC clubs, in...
AbbieNormal
Maryland
reviewed
17 years ago
on a recent friday i made...
On a recent Friday I made the mistake of wandering into the Royal Palace, curious to see what it was like after not having visited for a few years. After a shower scene...
rr30
Florida
reviewed
17 years ago
arrived at about 3 pm left...
Arrived at about 3 pm left at 7 pm. The girls are all great. Had a great time talking to Allison. Rita is a great dancer. Her first set that I seen her do...
DJ3
Virginia
reviewed
17 years ago
the club is nice and the...
The club is nice and the ladies are great looking, but the DC rules suck. No lap dances. If you want to check out some nice looking ladies before you go out...
foster_lagoon
reviewed
17 years ago
i'm working in d.c. off and...
I'm working in D.C. off and on these days so I followed the advice of this site and gave this club a shot. I'm giving it an 8 because you can drink and...
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