Reviews

Camelot is an old standard, you always know what to expect and it never disappoints. The catch is that as far as strip clubs go it offers little. At the same time there…

I haven't been to Camelot in years, but it doesn't seem to have changed much. I came around 11 on a weekday night. Downstairs was full, so I was shown to a table…

I've been to this club many times over the years and it's probably the most consistent club in DC. You're going to see a bunch of reasonably attractive, fairly pleasant chicks with decent boob…

Those who have read any of my other reviews know that I like stage tipping. This club offered a decent setup for stage tipping, and I had a nice time for a couple of…

This club is fairly small and is oddly arranged. The distance from the door to the bar (located at the very rear) is about 50 feet, but the place is only about 15 feet wide.…

My memories of this place are notably hazy as it was a late stop. The talent wasn't as pretty as Archibald's. The beer was equally expensive, except you got a full 12 oz…

Made the mistake of visiting here again. While this place used to employ very attractive women, the quality of the girls has taken a dramatic turn for the worse. Usual breakdown remained the…

In DC on business I went to Camelot for the first time Saturday night. It is a comfortable place, and I definitely enjoyed myself. I watched the dancers unaccompanied for about 30 minutes,…

Visited recently on a couple of Monday afternoons. The first time, the club was very quiet, almost dead with just a handful of customers. Quality of dancers was quite a bit lower than in the…

Stay away! I visited on 2/20/08 and 2/21/08 while on a business trip to DC. So-so stage dances - nothing to write home about (as compared to Mons, Tootsies or O'Farrell). The…

Went to Camelot during day shift on a weekday, first time in several years. Not much has changed. Although there are upstairs and downstairs bars when it's busy, in non-peak periods only the lower bar…

Well I guess if you're in DC this is one of the places to go...the problem with DC clubs is there is NO CONTACT period!...No lap dances, no couch, no table dances...Girls were in he…

Since work is slow right now, I have been going to Camelot's once a week for the last three weeks. While there is one lady I will buy a drink for and have a…

I've been here many times, and stopped in last weekend. The girls are still the hottest in DC, but it is strict no touch policy. The upstairs is better, because you don't have…

I visited Camelot again but this is the first time during lunch time. They give you a food menu right as you sit down and from the looks of it, expects most people to…

Hadn't visited the club in awhile, so I stopped by for lunch when I was in town on business. Dancer quality still highest in the area, but does not seam as high as in the…

I think the most reviews describe this club accurately. Usually very attactive dancers but a detached atmosphere. As good as you'll find in Washington, as far as I know. I visited last on a Tuesday…

Okay, let's be real here. This club is operating under the limitations of DC law, so there are no lap dances or private rooms, and there is no direct contact with the dancers. So they…

Well-run club. Professional staff. Attractive women though slightly long in the tooth. I haven't come in on the day shift so perhaps they are fresher faces. Drink prices, at least some, have gone way up. Food…

Incredible quality! Among the best most beautiful staff of dancers you will see anywhere in any club in the country.....and that my friends is the problem....all you will do is see them! No touching, no…

I was here while I was on vacation. Positives: 1. The girls I saw where hot 2. No Cover Charge Negatives: 1. There was a line to get in, I've never seen a line for a strip club 2. No Lap…

Found myself back at Camelot the other night. Friday around 8pm things hadn't really picked up yet and the place was pretty quiet. Overall it was a typical Camelot experience - attractive girls…

Used to go to Camelot occasionally 5-10 years ago but didn't like it because the women had huge siliconized breasts. Not my cup of tea. After visiting there again recently a number of…

As someone else said, Camelot is like a time warp back to the Mad Men days, with beautiful women, absolutely no touching that I have ever seen, and decor that remains unchanged since 1959.…

Visited recently on a sunny Tuesday afternoon. Both times, dancers were attractive. The club was fairly quiet, but not dead. Beer still costs $7.70. Camelot is still much better than other DC clubs, in my…