Pallas Club Reviews

Pallas has closed. It re-opened on January 8 as Rock Hard PDX, a live music and karaoke venue. Management says they will eventually bring back strippers, but there were no strippers there (at least...

Pallas says it's under new management, but the club looks and feels the same. I went in on a Monday afternoon. Four entertainers on shift with a mix of AA and white girls. None...

Awful, probably the worst club I've ever been in. So, the place is apparently under "new management." I give them this: the inside of the club looks better and a little bit tidier,...

I had dropped in once or twice since my last visit, and they'd been ho-hum events. All my visits had been during the same kind of time: Sunday afternoons running errands. My very first...

A strip club way out on the east side in a rougher part of town. They run a wand over you briefly as you enter. No cover charge. It has a...

My recent afternoon visit found 3 dancers on duty: one white, one black, and one Hispanic. None were very high on the attractiveness scale, but none were very low either. This...

I danced here only one sunday night from 4pm to 12am, so I saw dancers from the 4pm to 9pm shift and dancers from the late 9pm to 2am shift. When I arrived at...

So I wandered in her one Sunday afternoon. It was like in the boonies. Anyway, easily accessible from the front where everyone driving by can see you or the awesome drive-too-fast-and-you'll-miss-it driveway in the...

I visited in the late afternoon after having visited across the street at King's Wild. Two dancers were on duty and I think I was the only customer for most of the time....

This report is based on a couple of visits, one around lunch time on a Monday (couple of months ago) and one more recent on a Sunday afternoon. I've reviewed this club once...

The Pallas is a very spacious club with two main stages and a long bar that pours pretty good drinks. The steak dinners are quite good also. The stripper pool is a...

I came in the early afternoon with a friend. I wish that was an inneuendo! Sorry I couldn't resist. Anyway with the right dancer, it's probably possible at this place. The girls early...

I went to Pallas a few months ago. I had some time in between Dr's appointments, so was thinking that I should enjoy some naked ladies with my lunch before heading to...

I found myself out in Southeast Portland with a Saturday afternoon to kill. I'd read about the all day $3 breakfast the Pallas Club has and decided to check it out. I dropped in around...

I wrote a review a while back that really was not complementary of this place because of one bad experience. I have returned a bunch of times since and actually really like the...

This place is in a little seedier park of town. Got there and found plenty of parking around back. Went inside and the first thing that happened was I got wanded! ...

Visited in the afternoon. 4 dancers: black girl, short spinner with lots of tats and piercings, thick (all over--not fat in the middle) blonde, and super sexy reddish haired MILF type with...

This is a bigger place than Double Dribble across the road with two stages, pool tables and a well-stocked bar. Despite the size there were only two girls on the Monday lunchtime shift but...

This is an average club for Portland. The Club is decently maintained. The private area is fairly well lit but don’t expect great dances. The whole private area is covered with multiple cams that...

This place used be my #1 place because of the vibe... Sure there are places that are nicer and might on a whole have better quality dancers... But this place was chill and...

One of several clubs visited on the night. We were along for the ride on a BarFly tour and Pallas was one of the stops out of 9 clubs. I think this was about...

This place is a lot of fun. The drinks are priced well, the dancers are attractive, and as a plus, the night I was there, they had live music. The bands were so so,...

I think I need to voice this hoping that it creates some change at this place. I have given this place some positive reviews with good value, great private dances. It has...

I am starting to figure out some things about this place the more I go here and other places to be able to compare. I have talked about the cool and laid back...

I have gone a few times and I have to say that I am surprised with how many total dancers work there, I think in a week there are like 20-30 that rotate, maybe...