Pallas Club
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13713 SE Powell Blvd, Portland, OR 97236, USA*

I had dropped in once or...

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r3ckl3sson3
Aug 7, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

I had dropped in once or twice since my last visit, and they'd been ho-hum events. All my visits had been during the same kind of time: Sunday afternoons running errands. My very first time remains the only time I've enjoyed my time here, when a dancer at the end of her shift gave me a 2-for-1. Since then it's been overweight, not pretty, uninterested girls in front of an uninterested crowd. I figured enough time had passed, and I was in that part of town. Why not? And I wanted to see the end of the Dodger game, so it was worthwhile... kind of.

I parked in the back, as I usually do for the low key vehicle entry and long awkward walk to the front. Thing was there was a kid's birthday party in the house behind the club. Super awkward mix of dirty old men (nope, not me at all) and parents with kids in the same parking lot.

Walked in and it seemed like there were a lot of people. Of course, darkness covers a lot, and there were three or four at the video machines, two old dudes at the bar being all coy with their beers and sometimes peeking around their shoulders, a sad "dance" on the stage, and the rest of the dancers gathered around a regular. The lineup was not pretty. There were three kinda big girls, not all that pretty, one with a nice body but disinterested, and a MILF-y looking one that never got on stage in my short stay there.

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I had dropped in once or...