Sam's Hofbrau Reviews

Okay! Back at it again. If you read one of my reviews you know ima keep it TOO real.

Now, with that said, let’s get the basic stuff out the way. The club is setup like a U-Shape. Booths on the left side, stage in the middle, bar on the...

I went to Sams a little over a month ago but I still remember quite well what happened. As you enter there is this metal detector thing and the doorman scans your Id and pats you down. Straight in front of you, on the western wall, are some seats, to...

Went in Friday around 12, no cover, nearby street parking, can't wait to go back! The neighborhood is what you would expect for a club near DTLA. I felt comfortable during the day parking a block away on the street and walking over to the club. Security was cool, but...

This is my second time coming here. I’ll do some compare and contrast in this review.

This time I went too early I think. At 8:30 I was able to sit at the bar with plenty of room to move around. Last time, after 11:00, it was packed and...

As I’ve said before Sam’s is a bar with strippers. I went here on a Sunday not expecting much. However, I ended up having way more fun than I planned.

So to get things started, on the outside there is security who checks your ID, just looks at the date...

Sam’s has topless strippers and a full bar. Its near the Spearmint Rhino Downtown location so it is really easy to get shitfaced and quickly walk a really long block East to the Rhino where you can have a bit more fun with the girls.

Sam’s is inexpensive and in...

Sam’s was a trip. I got there about 6pm & walked through an unmonitored metal detector at the front door. It beeped because I had my phone & a guy came out & patted me down. I walked in & the place was all leathery & metallic & lit by...

This is my type of place! Came with the Harley Road King and the nice door man let me in for free after showing him my military ID - which doesn’t always happen at these kinda places but nice to see they honor veterans. Told him I appreciated it and...

On several recommendations, I visited Sam's for the first time. Arrived around 10 PM and paid $20 to valet my rental car. After going through a metal detector, placing my valuables in a bowl, getting patted down, getting wanded again, and having my drivers license scanned, I forked...

We came in on a Friday night for a bachelor and birthday celebration. This was my first time at an LA club so I didn't know what to expect. There was a cover of $20 at the door. Space was small and jammed packed that night. We made a lap...

Had high hopes for tgis spot. Had heard it was tops in the area. Went early afternoon one day when i happened to be in the area which was cool becasue there was no cover at that time. This is a topless bar thats serves drinks.

When i got inside...

Visited afternoon on a non major holiday to get a drink and see some tits. No cover when I went and it was very quiet. There were a couple girls hanging with a small group by the bar, one at a time on stage, and maybe one or two milling...

First off Sam’s is not one of those places where you go to VIP, or get one on one dances. Sam’s is more of a club with strippers in it. I’ve been here a a couple of times with coworkers. Always on a Friday for freaky Friday. Before you go...

This was my first time in Cali and I looked up the clubs in the area and decided to go to Sam's first. I think I paid $20 to go into the club and there was a metal detector upon entry.

The club was lively with with a packed bar...

I had not been to Sam's in a few years. Marriage will do that. Luckily the marriage is over and I can get back to having fun. Sam's has changed quite a bit inside. Still have the valet parking in the lot, and I still choose...

Sam's is back. I stopped by after getting a haircut downtown before braving the traffic back to Pasadena. Daytime there was no cover charge. No masks on staff or customers. Went in at around 2pm and I think I paid $6 or $7 for a Modelo....

Sam's is your classic bikini bar. Full bar and topless girls.

The bar is decent sized, but can get packed up quickly.

Friday night the place was packed. Easily over 20 girls working the stage. If you have not been to Sam's before the stage is 1 unified stage. It's...

Went to Sam’s for a birthday. This a great place to celebrate any event. The girls here are amazing. Ass everywhere, titties as well. My head stayed on a swivel the entire time.

I do not believe there is a lap dance area, the girls are just on the center...

That’s right here if your military you get half off everything they serve so sandwich was $4 and a beer was $3. That’s a really kick ass deal. If I lived in LA I would be here constantly to eat at least fuck the strippers give me that food. Wasn’t...

Some friends and i just went this Saturday night to grab a few beers and of course see the beautiful women. The cover fee depends but we paid 15 bucks because it was passed a certain hour of the night. On arrival we could already see that it was supper...

This place is hit or miss, and when it's hit it's hit. Unfortunately when it's miss it's miss. Got VIP with the tall thin Chinese stripper Suki (I think that's her name). Absolutely worst VIP experience I've ever had. I've read about GPS. But my Lord. I've never had someone...

To start off, this club is not located in the best area and looks a little rundown from the outside. We paid 10 bucks for cover and once you go in it's a decent sized square room with tables around the perimeter for lap dances. It's topless only and no...

Made my way into Sam’s Hofbrau on a recent business trip to LA. It looks like an old school restaurant from the outside, but it was a fun party inside. Part restaurant (not so good), part sports bar and all strip club, there was a diverse crowd of...

This club is big and very nice as far as facilities go. The women are fairly attractive (the look they seem to go for is like backup dancers/groupies in hip hop videos) and there seems to generally be a good number of dancers there. All that said though, it's a...

I had a few free hours Friday night, so I decided to check this club out. I heard from people that Sam's Hofbrau is in a really bad neighborhood, and that the girls weren't that good looking. I would say it's not in a great neighborhood, but I didn't...