Midnight Express
3847 Sparta Hwy Smithville, TN 37166

Too far, but good

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kallito
Feb 11, 2024, 9:39 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I visited this place on the last Friday of January. I arrived there around 8 pm, cause I was planning on leaving earlier, since this place is far from home, and the hotels look shady to stay around there. Parking is free, and with plenty of space. There's no bouncer at the door, and you pay him at the bar, so you get to see the whole stage from there before paying. Since it is far from civilization, I'm sure most people just pay the $15 cover and stay. The bar mostly sells non alcoholic drinks, but carries few domestic beers. There is only one stage where the dancers dance 2 songs, and do showtime every hour where they offer $1 table dances or 2 for 1 laps. There were probably 21 ladies that night, mostly white girls, few latinas, and maybe 2 or 3 African American girls. I probably saw 4 or 5 7s, but mostly 5 and 6s to be honest. Some girls will approach you, talk to you, and try to sell you dances without pushing it.

 

All dances are fully nude with lots of grinding, either on the floor at $25, but no touching. For touching, you have to upgrade to the vip room which has different prices. I ended up getting one dance on the floor with a nice tall brunette who said was from Cali, and she was pretty good with a nice slim body and fun to talk to. She was great, and got me curious to find out about the VIP, but I decided to wait, and let her go. Later that night, I decided to accept the offer of a nice petite blonde girl who took me to the 15 minute VIP for $100 plus $20 tip. She was wild. Lots of friction, fully nude felt awesome on my lap, one way touching only though. Not bad for $120 total. I am sure with the right amount of cash, the mileage can go far, but I didn't and wasn't offered anything. I wish this place wasn't that far away. It gets too dark and dangerous to drive in the middle of the mountains that late at night, specially if you are planning on drinking. I didn't notice any weirdos or gang activity there, so I felt safe there. Security is not their strongest feature there though, so it is always good to be careful anyway.

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Too far, but good