Reviews

I decided to visit because I pass in front frequently on my way to my favourite SPA. I walk in no charge because is afternoon, but a lady looking out a horror movie sits where…

Since my reviews tend to be lengthy; I often use abbreviations to save on typing which can throw some readers off; below are some abbreviations that may be used in this review: b/c = because b/f =…

First time to this club and it was a little challenging to get to because I'm coming from wpb. But definitely worth the drive. Layout: Small club and semi dark. Bar is…

This is an overdue review from a couple of months ago for a Sunday afternoon visit - not exactly prime time. This was my second visit to the Porthole. Having read previous reviews my expectations…

This is a place for lovers of dive bars--it is dark, smoky and a little bit seedy. Girls tend to have been around the block a few times but man does money go far. Daytime…

I mostly visit stripclubs in the early afternoon, between 1-4pm. I decided to make a later visit. Also the last time I was here on a Saturday afternoon it was more crowded then I like.…

Visited Porthole on Wednesday night just after midnight. Porthole has a steady day crowd and slow at night until after 2AM when all the other clubs in the area close - the last refuge…

I come here for 2 reasons, bang for the buck...and I love athletic black girls. The kind built like Gabby Douglas, not the curvy girls Papi Chulo likes. That's right, shout out to…

For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole; Porthole is a mixed club that is more bar than typical strip club (I guess a better adjective would be strip bar). Lap dances are in fairly private booths and…

This is what you could call a dive bar. Very smoky inside and the women were not that hot at all. Nothing special about this place, even a little run down. The…

Visited this joint with two friends. Free entrance for me with my military ID. Walked in, got some singles, sat at a small table near the long stage and ordered some drinks. Before our drinks…

Once again I made a very happy journey to my favorite "stress reliever", the Porthole!! Even though I was staying near the Miami airport, I gladly suffered through the almost 1 hour trip up the…