Reviews

This is a place for lovers of dive bars--it is dark, smoky and a little bit seedy. Girls tend to have been around the block a few times but man does money go far. Daytime…

I mostly visit stripclubs in the early afternoon, between 1-4pm. I decided to make a later visit. Also the last time I was here on a Saturday afternoon it was more crowded then I like.…

Visited Porthole on Wednesday night just after midnight. Porthole has a steady day crowd and slow at night until after 2AM when all the other clubs in the area close - the last refuge…

I come here for 2 reasons, bang for the buck...and I love athletic black girls. The kind built like Gabby Douglas, not the curvy girls Papi Chulo likes. That's right, shout out to…

For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole; Porthole is a mixed club that is more bar than typical strip club (I guess a better adjective would be strip bar). Lap dances are in fairly private booths and…

This is what you could call a dive bar. Very smoky inside and the women were not that hot at all. Nothing special about this place, even a little run down. The…

Visited this joint with two friends. Free entrance for me with my military ID. Walked in, got some singles, sat at a small table near the long stage and ordered some drinks. Before our drinks…

Once again I made a very happy journey to my favorite "stress reliever", the Porthole!! Even though I was staying near the Miami airport, I gladly suffered through the almost 1 hour trip up the…

Went here on a late Tuesday evening while on a business trip. Made the 30 plus min drive down from WPB. Paid the cover and not much was happening on this evening. Plenty of dancers,…

My last review was on Jan 2015 and I'm pretty sure that was my last time here. Been meaning to make a return sooner than this b/c of all the high mileage reviews but it hasn't…

Over a 2 week period I visited the Porthole 5 times in the afternoon. No cover and beer is $3. This place is just like a blue collar local bar, but with strippers. $10 bar…

I used to visit this place freuently years ago cause you would be able to get decent mileage there. I visited two weeks ago on a SUnday afternoon for the first time int about 6…