Gloria's Cantina Lounge Reviews

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review
12 years ago
This place is a hole in...
This place is a hole in the wall. Most of the girls are strung out on coke and heroin. They're barely average looking and just want every dollar they can get from you. A...
wtfduck
Pennsylvania
review
12 years ago
I was in the club on...
I was in the club on a weeknight around 8. The club was totally dead. Its very run down and looks like a dive bar and not a strip club. There...
Ron.Castle
review
12 years ago
I stopped there on a Wednesday...
I stopped there on a Wednesday night around 8:30pm. There were 0 girls but I sat up at the bar. The reviews that suggest this is more of a tavern than a...
stone2604
review
12 years ago
Wow. What an incredible club. I...
Wow. What an incredible club. I was there on a lark on Friday night about 8. It's a nice place with well lit parking, very exposed. I like that. Nobody is going to mess...
stopwich
review
12 years ago
Gloria's has changed a lot in...
Gloria's has changed a lot in the last few months. There is a sign on the door that says under new management with a list of rules. There are cameras throughout the club that...
canny
Fort Myers, Florida
review
12 years ago
I just found out that they...
I just found out that they have girls here after having male dancers for years, so I thought I'd take a look. Well, I only stayed a half an hour. It's a smaller...
RegularJoe57
review
12 years ago
Gloria's has changed recently. No...
Gloria's has changed recently. No more mini lap dances when the girls are dancing on stage and the girls aren't allowed to circulate nude like they used to. There is a rope...
canny
Fort Myers, Florida
review
12 years ago
OK, arrived around 9pm. Lovely...
OK, arrived around 9pm. Lovely lady caught my eye as she was just arriving to go to work. No girls dancing, not much other than chit chat to locals. Finally, just...
0ddJob69
review
12 years ago
It's a nice lil hole in...
It's a nice lil hole in the wall type of place. It is a bar so smoking is allowed. The girls are normally rather friendly. Like most smaller clubs there are...
grizz75
review
12 years ago
It's a nice lil hole in...
It's a nice lil hole in the wall type of place. It is a bar so smoking is allowed. The girls are normally rather friendly. Like most smaller clubs there are...
grizz75
review
12 years ago
This is a locals club. ...
This is a locals club. I felt like I was the only person in there who didn't know everyone. Nonetheless, I had a good time. The beer was cheap. The...
Ron.Castle
review
13 years ago
Gloria's is a dive bar that...
Gloria's is a dive bar that has naked women dancing, lap dances, and private rooms. It also has a second building with male strippers and private rooms that are really efficiency apartments. ...
canny
Fort Myers, Florida
review
13 years ago
Gentlemen, if you do anything make...
Gentlemen, if you do anything make sure you read the reviews and pay attention to the names if given. I didn't and it cost me a pretty penny for a real lame experience. Went...
mjpollak300
Michigan
review
13 years ago
This place is not a strip...
This place is not a strip club by any means, true to it's name GCL is a smoking bar/lounge with lingere clad women walking around. The club has two halves, a male review...
cnyknight
New York
review
13 years ago
The prior comment is correct "There...
The prior comment is correct "There is not really any hight pressure to tip or buy drinks. The drinks and beer are priced reasonably, soda $2 beer $3 and mixed $4.00. They have lap...
ajoe333
Florida
review
13 years ago
I have driven by several times...
I have driven by several times and have wanted to stop, so I did last night. I walked in it was about 9:30, the girls had not started yet. Shortly after that some of...
s102003
review
13 years ago
I Visited Gloria's a couple weeks...
I Visited Gloria's a couple weeks ago. The girls were very playful, and good looking enough this time. The $5 cover is well worth the price. They had new talent since the last...
dawgwithabite
review
13 years ago
Took in GCL after reading some...
Took in GCL after reading some reviews and they are pretty much right on. When you walk in you feel as though you are in a bar with strippers. There was no...
rh48hr
Wakanda
review
13 years ago
I got here a little before...
I got here a little before midnight and it was so packed that it was almost impossible to move. There was a "buffet" of cake and cold cuts out and it looked like...
canny
Fort Myers, Florida
review
13 years ago
the dancers were average except for...
the dancers were average except for whisper whom was the only one who actually looked like she should be dancing, all the other girls were drunk or on drugs. the bartenders are hotter than...
vlj68
review
13 years ago
I had visited this club on...
I had visited this club on a Saturday night (around 10pm). Parking was easy; but, this small side parking lot was filled, upon leaving (very tight and limited parking). Nevertheless, there are two buildings (for...
SC_Afficionado
Florida
review
13 years ago
This is a dive bar with...
This is a dive bar with strippers. The drinks are cheap and the strippers give mini-lap dances in the bar for $1 or $2 tips. It's hands on in the club, while...
canny
Fort Myers, Florida
review
13 years ago
Passing thru Irwin and thought I...
Passing thru Irwin and thought I would give Gloria's a shot. Pleasantly surprised!! Seems like a locals joint but with 5 or 6 dancers on the schedule. Beer prices are that of...
woxof99
review
13 years ago
Not great, not bad, a decent...
Not great, not bad, a decent low-pressure environment with the occasional good dancer. Pretty cheap, there's not always a cover charge and when there is it's usually $5. As someone else mentioned,...
someaccount09
review
14 years ago
First, the cute little red-haired bartender...
First, the cute little red-haired bartender with an amazing body is worth the trip alone. Tip her well and she will occasionally her bountiful bosom. The dancers range from average to hot....
roaddogg58