Reviews

After another fail at Landing Strip, I got a wild hair to finally check out Chicas Bonitas. From other reviews, it was either going to be a scary dump or the land of voluptuous…

Chicas Bonitas is good value for money: for sure not a high class place, but on balance is that your main criterion? I arrived just after they opened, at 11:1,5 as I had a…

This is the kind of club I really wanted to hate. I got dinged for $10 by the valet after parking my own car. Then was hit with a $5 charge on the way inside.…

I have always been a Latina fan so I had to stop by while I was in Austin. My first impression was "what a dump". That being said I had one of the best times…

Every time I visit Austin, I make a visit to this club. It isn't for everyone, and if you're looking for "10's" this IS NOT the place for you. BUT, if you're looking for up-close…

Amistoso is friendly in Spanish and the two dancers I encountered on my visit here on afternoon about 4:30 certainly were. There is a $5 valet parking fee which consists of a guy pointing to…

Made by way in before 4pm and avoided the valet charge. Plenty of space to park. There were about ten girls in the club in all, spread out between the stage and patio.…

tl;dr: If you like big asses, come to this place. Treat the ladies like you would any gentlemen, and you'll be just fine.

Pros:

• cheap dance prices $10 in the main area $25…

$5 valet, $5 cover... TL;DR - Poor service. No girls dancing. Venue in disrepair and in need of cleaning. Girls will play and dances can get very handsy and there are…

Went to this place while passing through Austin. The furniture in this place is the worst and the women range from a few above average to mostly on the lower end of the spectrum. All…

On my annual or semiannual visits to Austin I am eventually going to hit all dozen or so strip clubs in town. Over the past six years I've been:

10+ times to Yellow Rose
5+ times…

Felt like I was in Mexico. The patrons, the music, the low quality of furniture all made me feel that way. Overall most girls were average, with some at far extremes.

The grossest one was…