Reviews

I would not go to a club like Chicas Bonitas.
But I do.

Access to the club is not discreet. Right in front of interstate's feeder road. Parking: 12 cars. That's it. Yeah there's parking a block…

On my way downtown the other week I stopped in Chicas looking for Chloe, who used to dance here. She is a hot looking thin chick with a totally shaved kitty. If you…

Visited Chicas Bonitas quite some time ago (at least a few months). I'm probably curious as to whether things have changed there actually.

First there is a small door fee to get in, looking at $5-10…

Was my first time at a strip club in Austin, when we got there parking was pretty sparse, mostly dancers were filling the lot. The outside looks like a dive, and the inside isn't…

Let me first say that I visited this club quite a few times towards the end of 2010 and have not been back since. The most obvious positive for this club was that I continued…

Started with halfway decent drink prices - until you realize the well drinks are watered down.
That is, after you pay the door fee and find no dancers until well after 8pm.
Then the chunky dancer…

A former Austin institution, the Crazy Lady has become "Chicas Bonitas." Don't let the name fool you, though. I went there for lunch one Friday (free enchiladas buffet - pretty lame) to see…

Well, have to stop in once ayear, right? It was exactly a year...hmmm... $5 at the door, thanks, guv. The music sucked, played for teh dancers, not customers, big mistake. Drink was ok, expensive,…

Went here for a change of pace from other clubs I usually frequent in Austin. I'd heard good things about the Crazy Lady (former name) but they don't seem to have followed over with…

This has always been an interesting joint. Went recently and the girls ranged from 3-8, favorites are Julia and Erotica. Drinks reasonable, parking is and always has been a problem. It is a place where…

This is my favorite club...or was. A recent visit, June 11. Wow, what a nose dive this club has made. You can't screw things up this much without trying. This WAS a night where the…

I went to the Lady last night expecting to see chicks with bullet wounds and stab marks. It wasn't that bad, but it didn't seem like there were was much privacy in the place. There…