Reviews

Monday evening, feeling bored I decided to stop by playmates an old stomping ground. Wasn’t expecting too much on a Monday evening and it was pretty much what I expected, maybe a bit better as…

Went in on a Wednesday night. I had just got done eating a Cuban sandwich at Mary’s coin and Laundry for the whole Miami experience. Then I was jamming to Gloria Estefan. The club wasn’t…

This was probably my fifth time coming to Playmates. I occasionally stop by there when I'm visiting Miami. It's a bit more low key than the other big clubs (KOD, Tootsies, Eleven) and cheaper in…

Arrived at Playmates around 11:30 on Saturday night. There was not a lot of parking available, so we had to park on the street. It’s a pretty nice looking club from the outside. Cover was…

Went here on a weekday evening and the club was pretty crowded with dancers and patrons. Most if not all dancers are Latina, mainly of Cuban descent. Being a gringo is definitely a disadvantage when…

My wife and I spend a few days in South Beach and decided to check the goods out at Playmates on Saturday night. We arrived around 9pm is memory serves me, and stayed about…

When u come to south Florida you expect excellence! Not even close! Talent was mediocre at best. No cover but doorman and girl suggest a tip. I never mind tipping but I hate being asked.…

I was in town for business and thought I’d stop by and check this place out. Between my lack of Spanish skills and the girls’s broken English, I had a tougher time enjoying myself than…

Summary: Friendly and assertive dancers but limited English, music not painfully loud, helpful receptionist, private lap dance booths, free entry before 8:00 pm, nice decor. Price: Entry is $10 after 8:00 pm, and free prior to…

I love this place. The admission there is $10 but if you go to the men’s room and meet Dane (I think) then you can get his business card that will allow free entry. I’ve…

First visit to this location. Seemed like an odd area hidden away in an almost alley like setting yet also strangely close to mainstream shopping mall area. Full security check at door. No big…

Walked in on a slow Monday night and was immediately intercepted by a Cubana chica, throwing Spanish at me rapid-fire. I'm a gringo and am not that fluent, but enough so that I guess I…