Reviews

I went to Playmates alone one night to sober up after my poker game before driving home. It was a Wednesday night and Playmates was crawling with women. There must have been 35+ girls and…

You can park in the lot or in the street, in this industrial area, which is actually only a few blocks away from the very nicest parts of Carol Gables. The entrance fee is…

I went to playmates on a Wednesday night to work off some frustrations. I quickly ordered a beer and started chatting up a American girl sitting at the bar. She was cute, she had…

For me this is one of the better clubs in south Florida, but it has been hit or miss lately. The club itself is located in an industrial area near an upscale mall.…

Small, dark club with smoke fumes that you can cut with a knife. Hard to find with very limited self-parking. If you yearn for the 1980s, and in particular for the strip clubs…

This place immediately amazes upon entry but you quickly come to realize that the best girls over charge for everything. Suffers from the usual girls doing laps for money, even those that have a terrible…

Went to Playmates after having been absent for a few months. The lay out is the same, small, crowded, hard to walk around but...they have stepped it up a level on the dancers. If you…

Dropped in after a long absence and found the place largely unchanged. This is a dark smaller club with the usual current selection of dubious music playing at a loud volume. The dancers…

I went to playmates to check out the scene after not having been for 2+ months. I got about 4 lap dances from the Cuban dances that were cluster in a group. All but…

Warning: when you leave this place you'll be reeking of smoke (and sweat depending on what you've been up to). That was the only downside. Arrived around 2:30 am (yep) and the parking was full.…

Went to Playmates on a Wednesday night around 11:00 PM. I got a dance with a petite Puerto Rican girl with natural boobies and it was a complete turnoff because she smelled like an ashtray.…

Girls were very social, but not pushy at all. Most of them were 7-9's from all different races. The lap dances and VIP room can be pricey, but if you find the right girl,…

Went to Playmates for the first time in about a year. It's a medium sized club tucked away in Coral Gables. Once I got there the girls were friendly. A mixed group with a few…

Overall, a pretty decent club. The service was pretty good, there was always someone around to ask if I wanted a drink or needed something. The girls here were pretty average for a…

Playmates is slowly and unexpendingly becoming my "go-to club." Went on a Wednesday mid afternoon (~4:30). Not packed at all, maybe 8 total patrons, but 30 girls scattered throughout the room (mostly latin). I quickly scanned…

Came here on a weekend night. This club seems to ebb and flow as far as customers coming in, it changes every 20 minutes or so from being full to looking dull. The dancers are…

Been to Playmates 5 times in the last year; always weekday mid-afternoon (they don’t open until like 3:30) and my experience always varies. With the exception of one time, I’ve always been pleasantly surprised…

Went to this spot on a Monday evening after a waiter from restaurant suggested it. Club is off in the cut so if you have a GPS, it would be best to use it. Cover…

I came here with a couple buds at 1 am to chill and check it out. I had been to bt's but I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of girls there. I decided to…

I visited Playmates for the 1st time two weeks ago on a Friday night and wrote a review for it. This is a review of a follow-up visit on a Tuesday night. I was pleasantly…

Playmates was the 2nd club of a 3 club Tour de Titty that I hit on this Fr. night. I had visited Bare Necessity earlier in the eve and hit PT’s in Hialeah after…

Great place, good atmosphere, excellent music and DJ. Dancers were actually very pretty; I would say prettier than most strip clubs around Miami. A wide variety of women (Hispanic, Caucasian and Black) VIP Room grants access to…

This is absolutely the best club in Miami that I've been to so far. Paid $3 for parking (why?) and $5 cover. The place was flooded with beautiful faces and figures. Its not as high…

Was in Miami overnight so decided to head out to Playmates. I always go there when in Miami. Some of the old flames were there but met some new girls who really were nice. Attitude…

Typically, I go after midnight for a night out with the guys. Beer and drinks are reasonably priced. This club is a bit on the small side. One stage, but girls are working the crowd…