Playmates Club
3875 Shipping Ave Miami, FL 33146

Holiday visit

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jv014
Dec 27, 2017, 7:19 AM
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Visited: Monday After Midnight

Decided to pay a visit here after some holiday partying. It was a first for me at this particular location. Parking didn't seem to be an issue. Valet is $5. The bored security guard in the front charges $8 for the entrance. Walked in and there was a good amount of patrons inside but no sign of any dancers. Stage is placed on the back wall and was empty at the time. Went to the bar for a drink and it took a few minutes before I realized there were only 4 dancers that night. One girl approached a guy sitting next to me and attempted to convince him and his "friend" (which happened to be me apparently) to go party in the champagne room.

This chick also yanked the back of my collar while talking which I didn't find humorous. She got upset after we politely declined her offer and walked away. Her and the other dancer walking around ended up attached to two gentleman in a booth, hence ignoring everyone else. They each went up to dance on stage, which was not impressive at all, and go right back to the booth. Somewhere down the line, another dancer appeared to perform on stage. She was a thick Cuban girl which caught my interest a bit. Her dancing wasn't all that either but I don't think I could blame the ladies due to the fact that the DJ was absolutely terrible. Maybe he was a backup. I don't know. But he sucked. Anyways, I throw a few dollars at this lady. She finishes and asked if I wanted to dance. Fine. Let's go.

Might as well get one in before I leave. Takes me to the back. There's two rows of cubicles on either side of the room with about 5 foot walls so it's private. I'm not gonna even get into detail but basically, I wasn't even remotely impressed with my dance and believe I only got half a song. She kept pushing for the champagne room which became annoying after the 4th time. Waste of $25 in my opinion.

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