Beach House Cabaret Reviews

I went on a friday night at around 9. Im under 21 so i had to pay extra and wear a shirt and wrist band which i found kinda annoying. I sat down and looked around for a bit, a waitress came by offering me a soda or anything to...

This place is a bit different than what you normally find in Miami. I showed up at 8 and all the dancers are sitting talking to what I can only assume are regulars. I asked the bartender at what time the dancers actually hit the stage. He says usually...

This is a relatively small local place. You can park for free close to the door and be sipping your drink in less than a minute. The is fair privacy in the lap dance area and a very private VIP section. They have recently redecorated and the club...

Went to BHouse a while back after hitting a few bars locally (can't believe how many spots there are to drink) and slid up to a comfortable stool at the bar. Me and a buddy used to go a lot until the quality and quantity of girls dropped (funny...

This story goes back a ways, as you'll soon see, and it happened at the old Dollhouse, which was then located on US 1 - today I think it's a Scores or maybe Pure Platinum. Anyways, in about 2000 or so my friend and I decided to stop in...

Best strip club experience of my life. The women were fantastic, the dances were glorious, and the music was exceptional. The only thing is that a couple of the dancers get pushy once you flash a little money around. A couple of times, my friend would be accosted by this...

I travel to Miami on business often and my first trip in over the past few months started hitting the different clubs trying to find something. I'll review the other clubs later, but let's say that Miami clubs are different than most parts of the country). The Beachhouse...

Heres a story. I use to live down here and go to this club on average 2 times a week. So I moved away and come back when ever I'm in town. Tonight I wen to the bank pulled out 200. Door charge was 10. I...

I've been to this club several times, weekends and weekdays. The club has had its ups and downs. There has always been one or two girls that really stood out and the rest of the girls are usually 7 and below. Dances are hit or miss, depending on the girl...

I think that this club has been renamed Beach House Cabaret. I went to this location this weekend and I'm pretty sure it's the same place.
Anyways, assuming I'm right, onto the review! Cover is $10, unless you're a female like me, then you're free. The club set up is...

I used to live right next to this club so I stopped there quite often, always had a great time! The club itself was always pretty clean, I usually went around 9-10pm so I typically beat the rush. If the place wasn't packed they usually waived the cover....

Everyone once in a while comes a club which looks quite seedy, but gives off a charm that you just can't turn away from...for me Thee Dollhouse is one of those clubs. It's not that the club is particularly bad, it's just that compared to others in the area...

Not a great place, but it has some potential. Went there on a Wednesday night around 8:30. Normally there’s a cover charge (I believe it’s $6) but the girl at the door didn’t charge me which was cool. But I saw why when I went in – the place was...

I went there Tuesday night at 10 pm. It's a much smaller operation than Tootsies. The atmosphere was very intimate with lots of dancers/customer interaction at the bars and tables. There were about 12 customers at the time of my visit, with about 10 girls working. However, 9 out of...

This is small club in a little russian niche of sunny isles so there were lots of russian dancers and white dancers and only one latin chick. this is the first predominately non-latin club i've been to in miami and i've been to pussycat, platinum, and even hialeah gold....

I had not been to this place since January but was utterly impressed at how hot most of the girls are this time around. Most of the girls I saw were 8-9, and then there was this WTF! 10! More on her later… There was one hideous, and I do...

Stopped in Friday last week (after mid-night) after a few years and was surprised to find a rather low end but intimate club. Had been briefed by my buddy who frequents it but could not get over the lack of quality. Bar service was great as I was joining a...

Stopped in at Thee Dollhouse this past Friday night. Club was not super crowded. Decent mix of talent but nothing to rave about. Spent some time with nice Brazilian honey. If she was not there my stay would have been much shorter. Its only place...

I came here with a few friends for a bachelor party. My friends came here a fwe years ago and raved about this place. Well, we were all supremely disappointed! there were about 12-15 girls, most looked like they have seen better days. $10 cover, $7 beers. Two dancers on...

Thee DH is a mid-sized OK club, located a few minutes from N. Beach & Bal Harbor in a nice area.
$10 door, free parking, expensive mixed drinks (Grey Goose martini = $15!), and $20 friction dances in a couch room w/ decent privacy. Champagne rooms are available, but i...

Went to this club on a Wed. night. It was packed. Girls were hanging out w/ their regulars. Girls were a 5-7. It was an equal ratio of dancers to customers. I was approached by an attractive enhanced dark haired European girl in her late...

I was here last Friday night at midnight. I saw more girls and the place was much busier than last time I was here, but didn't have as much fun. Girls seemed disinterested and the overall atmosphere was not very good. I will say some of the hostesses and waitresses...

Visited this club just before Thanksgiving. Unless you know the area it's actually a bit tricky to get into the parking lot but even if you pass the club you can always turn left end enter through the backway. Be sure not to miss the backway entrance though or you'll...

I don't get some of the high ratings here, any fool could tell this club is lameville all the way...didn't see any dolls, not one. The cover charge & drink prices were a rip off, that might explain why there were only 7 or 8 other guys in the place...

I like this club. I've been here a few times, and it's a place you can feel comfortable in. Not too fancy. If you just want to sit and enjoy the girls on stage you'll get left alone. Unlike the south beach clubs, there's a full...