Beach House Cabaret Reviews

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review
13 years ago
I went on a friday night...
I went on a friday night at around 9. Im under 21 so i had to pay extra and wear a shirt and wrist band which i found kinda annoying. I sat down and...
modizzy
review
13 years ago
This place is a bit different...
This place is a bit different than what you normally find in Miami. I showed up at 8 and all the dancers are sitting talking to what I can only assume are regulars. ...
jjrocks
Florida
review
13 years ago
This is a relatively small local...
This is a relatively small local place. You can park for free close to the door and be sipping your drink in less than a minute. The is fair privacy in the lap...
CharlieT
New Jersey
review
13 years ago
Went to BHouse a while back...
Went to BHouse a while back after hitting a few bars locally (can't believe how many spots there are to drink) and slid up to a comfortable stool at the bar. Me and...
MiamiKing
review
13 years ago
This story goes back a ways,...
This story goes back a ways, as you'll soon see, and it happened at the old Dollhouse, which was then located on US 1 - today I think it's a Scores or maybe Pure...
jackbegood52
South Carolina
review
14 years ago
Best strip club experience of my...
Best strip club experience of my life. The women were fantastic, the dances were glorious, and the music was exceptional. The only thing is that a couple of the dancers get pushy once you...
OBZ
review
14 years ago
I travel to Miami on business...
I travel to Miami on business often and my first trip in over the past few months started hitting the different clubs trying to find something. I'll review the other clubs later, but...
jtravelsalot
review
14 years ago
Heres a story. I use...
Heres a story. I use to live down here and go to this club on average 2 times a week. So I moved away and come back when ever I'm in town. ...
Rootypoo
Alabama
review
15 years ago
I've been to this club several...
I've been to this club several times, weekends and weekdays. The club has had its ups and downs. There has always been one or two girls that really stood out and the rest of...
npsfan
review
15 years ago
I think that this club has...
I think that this club has been renamed Beach House Cabaret. I went to this location this weekend and I'm pretty sure it's the same place. Anyways, assuming I'm right, onto the review! Cover...
Cannon
review
15 years ago
I used to live right next...
I used to live right next to this club so I stopped there quite often, always had a great time! The club itself was always pretty clean, I usually went around 9-10pm so...
kptnspnky
review
15 years ago
Everyone once in a while comes...
Everyone once in a while comes a club which looks quite seedy, but gives off a charm that you just can't turn away from...for me Thee Dollhouse is one of those clubs. It's...
Mandalore84
review
16 years ago
Not a great place, but it...
Not a great place, but it has some potential. Went there on a Wednesday night around 8:30. Normally thereâ€™s a cover charge (I believe itâ€™s $6) but the girl at the door didnâ€™t charge...
billo55
review
16 years ago
I went there Tuesday night at...
I went there Tuesday night at 10 pm. It's a much smaller operation than Tootsies. The atmosphere was very intimate with lots of dancers/customer interaction at the bars and tables. There were about 12...
bourbaki
review
16 years ago
This is small club in a...
This is small club in a little russian niche of sunny isles so there were lots of russian dancers and white dancers and only one latin chick. this is the first predominately non-latin...
robertpalli2
review
16 years ago
I had not been to this...
I had not been to this place since January but was utterly impressed at how hot most of the girls are this time around. Most of the girls I saw were 8-9, and then...
sleepalldaylong
Florida
review
17 years ago
Stopped in Friday last week (after...
Stopped in Friday last week (after mid-night) after a few years and was surprised to find a rather low end but intimate club. Had been briefed by my buddy who frequents it but could...
SamPerFL
review
17 years ago
Stopped in at Thee Dollhouse this...
Stopped in at Thee Dollhouse this past Friday night. Club was not super crowded. Decent mix of talent but nothing to rave about. Spent some time with nice Brazilian honey. ...
rioboy
review
17 years ago
I came here with a few...
I came here with a few friends for a bachelor party. My friends came here a fwe years ago and raved about this place. Well, we were all supremely disappointed! there were about 12-15...
loser1
New York
review
18 years ago
Thee DH is a mid-sized OK...
Thee DH is a mid-sized OK club, located a few minutes from N. Beach & Bal Harbor in a nice area. $10 door, free parking, expensive mixed drinks (Grey Goose martini = $15!), and $20...
T-Bone
Ontario
review
20 years ago
Went to this club on a...
Went to this club on a Wed. night. It was packed. Girls were hanging out w/ their regulars. Girls were a 5-7. It was an equal ratio of dancers to...
donron
review
20 years ago
I was here last Friday night...
I was here last Friday night at midnight. I saw more girls and the place was much busier than last time I was here, but didn't have as much fun. Girls seemed disinterested and...
gt7000
Florida
review
20 years ago
Visited this club just before Thanksgiving....
Visited this club just before Thanksgiving. Unless you know the area it's actually a bit tricky to get into the parking lot but even if you pass the club you can always turn left...
sleepalldaylong
Florida
review
21 years ago
I don't get some of the...
I don't get some of the high ratings here, any fool could tell this club is lameville all the way...didn't see any dolls, not one. The cover charge & drink prices were a rip...
JunkYardDog
Illinois
review
21 years ago
I like this club. I've...
I like this club. I've been here a few times, and it's a place you can feel comfortable in. Not too fancy. If you just want to sit and enjoy the...
veryniceguy
Florida