Reviews

As with the other posts this is a small dark smokey sleazy kind of place. I was there last week, although most of the girls there are very average (at best) there are a few…

No cover, just tip the doorman on the way in. This is by far the smokiest sleazyest club we went to in Montreal. We started fairly early, while the dayshift girls were still on. Quite…

First visit to canada, I didnt know they didnt have 1$ bills and tipping at the stage was virtually non-existent. Plenty of contact and griding in the dances. Only rule was not to touch the…

This is an ok club, with more contact than most in Montreal, I am told. It is in a rather active part of town for nightlife. The club itself is rather small, with a single…

Let me begin by thanking the Montreal Casino for funding my many stops in the strip clubs of downtown.... I was in the area on Monday night and stopped in for a few drinks ...…

I was there on a Monday afternoon. This is the dirtiest club I visited - definitely not a gentleman's club. It is larger than most clubs in the area. There is a…

While the eye candy is not always the best, there is often that rare gem to grace this place. By far the greatest attraction to this place are the lap dances (in the booths). The best grinding…

Cleopatre has a funny hold on me. I must admit that the ladies here aren't the greatest - on;t get me wrong there are a couple of young attractive dancers - and they know it.…

Skanky, dirty, hole-in-the-wall club. A fat girl sat on my friend's lap and wouldn't get up (didn't speak English - didn't understand 'no'). But, found a couple gems, and for…

Made my winter trip thru the great white north. Visited Cleo on a thurs during the day. For all you that are not familiar it is a pretty dark club, girls range from 4-7 with…

Returned to Cleopatre after 6 months. Saw Roxanne again. She is a no-hurry, excellent dancer in the cabins. Never tries to rip-off, always easygoing. What a great body, full contact.…

As with the previous reviews, YMMV. This club is one of the skankiest looking in Montreal with some very unattractive dancers. I managed to find to who were 6-7 range and got dances.…

On a weekend night the girls were absolutely HORRIBLE (1-4's). I can deal with a few 7-9's and a bunch of less attractive girls but this was not the case! It was "pretty" bad (pun…

After 13 years I finally made it back to canada. I was pleasantly suprised to find that the rules have changed since I last visited. Had some great full contact dances.…

Finally made it to Cafe Cleo. I went in the afternoon. It is very dark with maybe 15 dancers. I would say there was only 1 girt above a 6 and her…

The rule of thirds. 1/3 nasty, 1/3 OK, and 1/3 fairly hot. Most only spoke French, a few spoke English. Mostly white, but one asian and one lady of color. The…