Cafe Cleopatra Reviews

Had a weekend trip to Montreal. I decided to go off the beaten path and try Cafe Cleo... Not a bad ride from the ste. Catherine St area. The club was a little dark. But after a few minutes my eyes adjusted. I ordered an over priced beer and made...

I love this place. I know it is damn seedy and smelly and smoky but u can't beat the 2 dollar cover and cheap drinks. The 10 bucks dances are great and I always get tons of mileage. I love the british indian chick, i forgot her name and any...

This place is among the better places on the island.

While my last visit included a wide arrangement of dancers (including some who were on the larger side, and others who you would consider more 'classic dancers') I can't complain.

Place is a bit rundown, but not the super high...

This is a stallwart place in Montreal. I had a return visit here ( I come multiple visits per year). With the declining US dollar one has to be particular!! There is happy hour - 2 for 1 for a total of 5.50US$ plus the obligatory 2.00CDN tip to...

Stopped in on a relatively quiet Monday night. While many of the dancers were hanging out en masse by the bar, making it difficult to approach them individually, a few were making the rounds. I teamed up with three different dancers, each one very attractive. Each one...

Had to get out of the cold! Decided to check out Cafe Cleopatra. THe first thing you notice is the club is real dark. Got there around 2 pm on a Sunday about 15 PLs in the house. Not really sure how many dancers because over...

I like this club. Most of the women are "average" looking, but I have had more "fun" here than at Super Contact or other clubs in a long time. My first visit was in August 2007, and on my next trip in to Montreal, December 2007, I spent two...

About one year ago, saw a lovely EE called Breda (sp?). Nice warm dances, leading to a rather liberal use of hands on both parts in this not so private booth system they have. club.

Some jealous dancer (slow day?) correctly perceived that something was going on, and called the...

cleos was the first hit for the montreal weekend.
nothing new there. Maybe 15 girls. ranged from about 2 to 6, mostly in the lower range.
drinks were the same price as the rest of town. vodka and redbull for $12?? whats up with that. regular mixed drink was like 5-6...

I agree with the other reviews here. This is one place where you can touch without feeling as if you're trying to chase a stray cat: so many other places promise contact, but the dancer moves so much there's no point to it, and you feel as if you're trying...

On the final night of the Jazz Festival with thousands of people crowding the streets outside, Club Cleo was fairly dead. This club became a favorite during a previous visit, though it couldn't have been more different this round. I arrived at the club, tipped the tuxedoed bouncer...

Went to Cleo's last weekend. What can I say, this place is a dive. But in a good way. The quality of the girls was extremely variable, but I always seem to find a few girls that hit the right button. Mileage is very high in...

Last review was dead on. Came into this place on a Tuesday night. Not a lot of hotties, but one caught my eye, and being the best dressed one there, I got 7 dances for $70 from this tall blonde. Not a lot of grindage, but booby...

It basically looks like a dive bar with one big stage in the middle and very tiny private dance booth with beaded curtains around the edge of the club. The girls do NOT take off their bottoms during the dances, but the mileage is still pretty high -- higher...

i always stop in here. cleos is good for mileage short of FS and thats always fun.
stopped in as soon as we got here friday night.

my issues with this visit were with some other patrons.
i never would prevent anyone from drinking and having a good time but there was a...

I know this club gets alot of mixed reviews, but I always stop her when in town. It's dark, dirty and a lot of fun. On y last trip I was able to hook up with a dark skinned girl that gave a great lap. Left...

Cafe Cleopatra (CC). I went to this club three times and spent a total of 5 hours there. This club is located on St. Laurent at the corner of St. Catherine. There are several other establishments around this area but none of them are worth even 10 minutes of your...

Went to Cafe Cleopatre a 1:00am on a tuesday morning.
There were only 3 girls, taking turns to dance on stage. One of them was at least a 9.
The entrance was free, but tip to the doorman was highly and pressingly recommended. I tipped him 5 dollars, it is only...

Hard to rate really with this club. The place is a little seedy, kinda run down and a little rough. There is a tip for the doorman, $2, no biggy. Then the room is really dark, with a large center stage. It is dark enough that...

This club is hit or miss. Contact is the best around. The quality of girls range quite a bit. I've had best luck during the evening hours. If your looking for good contact and arn't too fussy about looks this is the place for you. From...

Decided to take in some comedy at the Juste Pour Rire Festival…and to check out different some Montreal clubs. My first stop was the infamous Café Cleopatra, located on St. Laurent at the corner of Ste. Catherine. Needless to say, I’ve found a new favorite club in Montreal.

This...

I visited on both an evening and an afternoon. The description given earlier is quite accurate. A dark (20 minutes to adjust on a sunny day), smoky bar with one stage and a bunch of mostly 2- and 3-person tables (2-person is really for 1, plus a seat...

As with the other posts this is a small dark smokey sleazy kind of place. I was there last week, although most of the girls there are very average (at best) there are a few that are very cute.

The boothes (feel like a closet) you take a girl into...

No cover, just tip the doorman on the way in. This is by far the smokiest sleazyest club we went to in Montreal. We started fairly early, while the dayshift girls were still on. Quite a few were far past their prime, and many lbs overweight. Of course, some guys...

First visit to canada, I didnt know they didnt have 1$ bills and tipping at the stage was virtually non-existent. Plenty of contact and griding in the dances. Only rule was not to touch the girls pussy, girls allow you to play with thier tits while they grind you to...