Reviews

Packed night. Too many people made it unpleasant, long waiting lines, no where to sit and you never get the girl you want. I would go for the show but since i had…

Made two visits on a Saturday to my favorite Montreal hangout, Cleos. The Cafe Cleopatra is located along the former red light of Boulevard St. Laurent, and is a the lone holdout against the pending…

I've been to a number of clubs in Montreal, and this is my favourite by far. I would definitely recommend it because there is a variety of dancers -- not just the spray-tan fake…

Upon entering this club, you would think it doesn't have much to offer. The lighting is low, and can be hard to see the reality of the dancer. The tables and chairs are…

This revierw is a bit past due, as I visited this club (my first time there) back on Dec 26th 2010. All in all, things were pretty much in line with what others have said.…

This has got to be my favorite club in montreal. Nothing screams i'm home like those red lights as soon as you walk in. or maybe it's the dancers that have been there for…

Actually, based on my experience at this club, I should say I found it much better than the other famous clubs in downtown, because 1) There are a lot of dancers with a price of…

I visited Cafe Cleopatra on a Saturday evening in August. The club itself was nothing fancy, but not a dive, either. The dancers only danced for one song and most didn't strip completely.…

Always a good time here on weekdays while in town on business. Usually about 8-10 dancers, about 5-6 of which were 7+. The stage dances aren't much to watch in the dimly lit place,…

For tourists, this place is one of the better 'on island' clubs. You just have to get used to the fact that you may have to mine thru a lot of dirt to find…

Cafe Cleopatra is a nice place to visit. Waitresses were very friendly, they don't bug you to buy drinks. The dancers were nice,I would rate the girls from 6-8 range. The night that I went…

Dances were cheap at only $10/each. Drinks were reasonable too. Got an air dance from a decent looking Hungarian woman. Ditched after 1 song. Found a woman with amazingly soft breasts.…

It is not as much of a run down dump as you might think when you first walk in. Sure the smell of stale beer and cigarettes old furniture and older dancers will give you…

I have worked at Cleos and yes it's not the most pleasant decor but the atmospher is good. Some girls are not the most gorgeouse but you find a few that are really beautiful…

I reviewed this place about a month ago but am providing some further information on a recent visit in the daytime. Firstly, the stage is virtually empty with no regular dances. There was…

Thought I'd try this place out, as it was too cold to keep looking for anywhere else (although the invitation from a club down the road to "go in and warm my hands on some…

stopped here first on this trip. again, cleos never fails to come up with some of the most unattractive dancers in any club. i can only assume that they give unbelievable dances but i did not partake. one…

We hit Montreal for the weekend and this was the first club we visited right off the plane. I was not very impressed with the talent at first. I was very happy with my waitress…

Was back in Montreal and intentionally booked a hotel within walking distance of CC. It was -27 Celsius so I needed some warming up. Tipped the bouncer $5 to get in and started…

Small club in not so great a section of town, but not unsafe. I walked there. Hookers were across the street. You do have to tip the doorman. $5 worked for me. A waitress will…

Cleopatra remains one of my favorite clubs in downtown Montreal. Dances are still $10 while many of the clubs in the area are now charging $15 or even $20. You do have to tip the…

Went here on a Sunday evening after a tradeshow. I had only been in Montreal once before but had never been to any of the clubs. I have been to many in Toronto…

Was up in Montreal and lucked out that my hotel was within walking distance of Cleopatra. You tip the doorman to get in - I was there early in the week (Mon & Tues)…

A Thursday night visit to the Montreal Jazz Festival meant, of course, another visit to Cleopatra. Unlike my last trip the place was packed. Getting a table was a challenge, despite the customary…

Went here on a Sat and Sun. Both nights were relatively full. Not a lot of tourists, mostly regulars. In fact on Sun night, after walking around the city checking out the other clubs, this…