Bottoms Up Reviews

Parking is challenging around the back of the joint, which is part of a strip mall (no pun intended). The place is small, but clean. I'd say 90% Latinas, 10% Black, 0% White. These...

So I went to this club after work one night. Quite a few older guys there hanging out with their favorite girls. Quality of the dancers is a little uneven. There were one or...

Many of the reviews for this club seemed a little harsh. I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I would see for my self. It was to convenient to pass up. ...

tabledance 10; lap dance 20, girls ok 5/10, no cover; super hustle enviro; Know Spanish! Got in, dance stage was surrounded by a bar. Couches along the club. bought drink for 4...

This is a strip club?? I think they would do better business as a regular bar. First off, the location of this club sucks. It's on a strip as part of other small businesses in...

While this place remains arguably the worst strip club in Miami, I gave it a 5 because the atmosphere is very laid back, the staff is friendly and the beer is cheap. They also...

This is probably the worst club I've been to in the Miami area. It looks like a dump when going in, and pretty much is. When I think of this place, the word OLD...

I went to bottoms up one night when I was bored. Your first reaction would be this place is a dump and that would be correct. As soon as I walked I saw a...

I was in Miami for a business trip, and I don't know if the guys who recommended this place were joking but they said it was great, and steered me in it's direction. ...

Went in this club and it had a good selection of girls. Started talking to this real cute blonde who said she was just coming in for a litle bit to make some...

It seems I am the first and only to review this club and judging from the crowd, I was probably the only person there capable of operating a computer. This club is located just...