Bottoms Up

Miami, Florida

Bottoms Up Reviews

• review

  10 years ago
  Parking is challenging around the back...

  Parking is challenging around the back of the joint, which is part of a strip mall (no pun intended). The place is small, but clean. I'd say 90% Latinas, 10% Black, 0% White. These...
  newmexic0
• review

  10 years ago
  So I went to this club...

  So I went to this club after work one night. Quite a few older guys there hanging out with their favorite girls. Quality of the dancers is a little uneven. There were one or...
  Ghostgoal
• review

  10 years ago
  Many of the reviews for this...

  Many of the reviews for this club seemed a little harsh. I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I would see for my self. It was to convenient to pass up. ...
  CharlieT

  New Jersey
• review

  12 years ago
  tabledance 10; lap dance 20, girls...

  tabledance 10; lap dance 20, girls ok 5/10, no cover; super hustle enviro; Know Spanish! Got in, dance stage was surrounded by a bar. Couches along the club. bought drink for 4...
  asdfasdfqwer
• review

  13 years ago
  This is a strip club?? I...

  This is a strip club?? I think they would do better business as a regular bar. First off, the location of this club sucks. It's on a strip as part of other small businesses in...
  magicin1969
• review

  14 years ago
  While this place remains arguably the...

  While this place remains arguably the worst strip club in Miami, I gave it a 5 because the atmosphere is very laid back, the staff is friendly and the beer is cheap. They also...
  sleepalldaylong

  Florida
• review

  14 years ago
  This is probably the worst club...

  This is probably the worst club I've been to in the Miami area. It looks like a dump when going in, and pretty much is. When I think of this place, the word OLD...
  billo55
• review

  15 years ago
  I went to bottoms up one...

  I went to bottoms up one night when I was bored. Your first reaction would be this place is a dump and that would be correct. As soon as I walked I saw a...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  17 years ago
  I was in Miami for a...

  I was in Miami for a business trip, and I don't know if the guys who recommended this place were joking but they said it was great, and steered me in it's direction. ...
  randydandy
• review

  18 years ago
  Went in this club and it...

  Went in this club and it had a good selection of girls. Started talking to this real cute blonde who said she was just coming in for a litle bit to make some...
  bar hopper

  Maryland
• review

  19 years ago
  It seems I am the first...

  It seems I am the first and only to review this club and judging from the crowd, I was probably the only person there capable of operating a computer. This club is located just...
  sleepalldaylong

  Florida