Sinsaysionals is Now A Shadow Of Its Former Self

Sinsaysionals is a strange place. I’ve said that in prior reviews. My recent Thursday visit is another example. I had read the earlier reviews stating that the club had been reduced in size and wanted to see for myself. There are still no signs for Sinsaysionals outside anywhere. From the Beltway you need to follow the signs for Rte 564 and then look for a car wash about 2 miles down the road on the right.. You still park in the car wash lot. The parking area is well lighted. I arrived a little after 10 and paid the $20 cover. I was allowed to bring in my water bottle. They open at 9. The cover used to be $10 if you arrived before 10 p.m. Don’t know if that is still the case. On this night they checked my ID but didn’t scan it. I was glad that my ID wasn’t scanned.

The entire club is now located in what used to be the private dance area. What is now the main area has 3 poles, 2 of which are holdovers from the prior layout. The 3rd one is new. Chairs are located around the perimeter of the room. The TV which used to be in that area is now gone.

On this evening there were 6 dancers when I arrived. None looked familiar to me from prior visits. Besides me there was maybe one other patron plus the security guy and the guy out front. I don’t know if it’s because it’s August and people are still on vacation or because it was Thursday or if maybe the place is about to go under but it seemed weird to me for it to be so empty.

I took a seat. Shortly after I arrived one of the dancers, whose name I forget approached me. I’ll call her Dancer #1. We chatted briefly. She told me there is now a gym located in what used to be the main area. Dancer #1 is darker skinned with big, natural (I think) boobs and short hair. She has a tat on one boob toward the cleavage area, which was an unusual location for a tat I thought. I find wall dances to be awkward and generally don’t like them. But here that is all you get when you’re out in the main area. After she asked I ended up getting 2 dances from her. Wall dances are still $10 per song. Sins is no longer the “Home Of The $5 Lapdance”. Dancer #1 seemed to be into the dances unlike some of the dancers I’ve previously encountered there. I returned to my seat and fairly quickly Dancer #2 approached. I politely declined when she asked about a dance. By now Dancer #3 was doing pole tricks on one of the poles. The other dancers were buried in their phones. Still no other patrons had come in after I did. A short while later I approached Dancer #1 about a private dance. She said sure and that she’d give me a happy ending.