Millstream Inn Reviews

My last review of the Millstream Inn was just before Thanksgiving. I have made three return trips since then - all on Fridays. A 4 hour nighttime visit, a quick pit stop during happy hour, and a 4 hour afternoon session.

The club is located west of Baltimore just...

I visited Millstream on a Wednesday afternoon. Nine dancers were listed on the website schedule, but I only saw six working. This happens frequently at Millstream, and it's quite aggravating, at least to this reviewer. Millstream is a nice physical setting (Eh, sort of. The seat coverings where I was...

First time pit stop on a Thursday afternoon. The location of the club is great - easy access off the interstate but still tucked back and secluded. During the day, the parking lot is more than ample, but I can see if it was a packed evening how it could...

The place itself is on a back road just off the highway. There is a parking lot that is rather compact. I came on a Thursday late afternoon/early evening and there were plenty of spots, but I could imagine it getting crammed on the weekends. Regardless of that, the area...

The Millstream has been the only Baltimore club that I have visited/reviewed for the last few years. My last review was almost four months ago and I have returned three times since then. Two were late Friday afternoon visits and the most recent was a Wednesday evening. ...

The stars aligned and I was able to make a rare evening visit to the Millstream on Wednesday. I arrived at 10pm and stayed an hour.

Some general details - the Millstream is the most convenient club for those who live on the western side of Baltimore City or...

Millstream is open in the daytime, and that includes weekends (unlike Penthouse which only opens at night on weekends), so I was intrigued and checked it out on a Sat. around 3pm, Sun. afternoon 3pm, and Weds. around 6pm.

I didn't really like what I saw. It's a cramped space with...

Parked for free in parking lot in front of club. Entered on door toward right side of building as you approach from parking lot. Smokers' patio is to the right.

Security guy stationed inside door. No cover m, but ID checked...and studied for awhile.....not sure why ID check...

Club is located well outside of Baltimore city, in the burbs. Kind of an odd location - not much else around. Parking is an open outdoor lot. Felt safe—WAY more safe than “The Block.”

Place had a much more laid back neighborhood vibe compared to other clubs - partly because of...

My last visit to the Millstream was in early May, so not much has changed since then. I arrived about 5pm on Friday and stayed for two hours. No cover. Draft Yuengling for $9 and a gin and tonic for $12. The place was pretty dead...

Millstream Inn is a very cozy strip club. I know that's not an adjective one normally uses for strip clubs, but it really fits the vibes, at least on a weekday afternoon (2-4pm). There's a cage in the middle of a standard bar/restaurant set-up along with a narrow...

I was able to make another trip to the Millstream after a 3 month absence. I arrived around 4:15pm on a Friday. A bouncer was near the door but there was no cover. The place was pretty crowded with only one or two seats available at the...

Walk in on friday night, Cover was $15. Bouncer checks your id and you're in. They Layout is the still the same: Side stage on the right side of the bar and main stage is to your left(kinda reminds me of a bird cage).

I sat and the bar and...

I haven’t written a Mill Stream review in over two years, but here are a few updates.

The latest update is that dancers are now required to sell a dance or drink every several hours or else they are sent home early. Also they can no longer work their...

Two short dayshift visits - about an hour each, on a Tuesday and a Wednesday, several weeks apart. The place is somewhat tucked away and shabby on the outside, but it's inviting enough inside. There's a large central stage with a cage situated opposite of the bar, with lapdance space...

My last trip to the Millstream was an afternoon visit in early December. This time was an evening visit - and a much longer one - about 5 hours. I arrived at 6:30pm and the club was fairly empty of customers. I expected it to...

I hadn't been to the Millstream for a few months, but the stars aligned and I made a 2+ hour visit today, I arrived around 2:30pm and the place was pretty full. It thinned out drastically around 4:00pm. I've seen this before and surmise it's due to...

Tuesday Night at the Millstream. I walk in and normally it's free but now they are starting to charge cover on a quiet night? I cant remember if it was $5 or $10 but nonetheless i paid and it was 2 for 1 rail drinks special. It used...

In summary, even though it's been a while since my last review of Millstream, not much has changed except for the girls. On the whole, you can have a good time if you go in with the right expectations, especially dayshift. If you have the wrong expectations, you will be...

I made two visits to the Millstream Inn earlier this week - a very short stop on Wednesday evening and a much longer one on Friday afternoon.

I arrived Wednesday just after 6pm and stayed about 30 minutes. No cover but had to show ID to bouncer on the way...

I’d written the Mill off for about a year but went back to visit a couple of Fridays ago. Read any of my or the other many reviews to get the layout and other basic facts. They haven’t changed in forever and it’s wasted words to repeat them here.

The...

I dropped by at 6pm on a Tuesday afternoon. The place looks a bit rundown from the outside, but is clean and inviting inside.

Layout: stage to the left of the entrance, long irregular-shaped bar straight and to the left, comfortable-looking chairs and low tables facing the stage. Smallish but nice...

It has been many months since my last Millstream visit. And even longer since I had a lap dance there. Here's the story...

I arrived a bit before 6pm and the place was not very crowded. Typically, the Millstream lures in guys on their way home from work....

The Basics/How Things Work:
Millstream Inn is a topless/pastie place way in the suburbs of Baltimore that is somewhat hard to find. I have been here before, more that a few times, but that was years ago and I still got confused by the directions and had to use my GPS....

Hadn’t been there in over a year, but I was in the area and i hadn’t had lunch so I thought I would check it out. The reviews from the past year weren’t that good since they had a big turnover in talent and operations.

But they seem...