Clermont Lounge Reviews

An old friend was in town so I finally had an excuse to check out the legendary Atlanta landmark that is the Clermont Lounge. Wife came along with some friends and we all had a great time. We went on a Thursday night and to...

The Fuck?

If those two words could count as my review I'd type nothing more.

Me and a buddy were hanging out on Ponce looking for fun, and we ended up...here.

The building is an old dead hotel (I bet the dancers here could tell you stories about their experiences turning tricks there...

I took a couple of friends from out of town here after dinner and it was an interesting experience. We pull into the parking lot of what looked like an old condemned hotel and we gave each other that look wondering if we were at the right place. Parking was...

Oh man. So ive heard about the Clermont lounge for a couple o years now and have been wanting to visit for a while. Anyway, hurricane isaac left me stranded in ATL after the new orleans airport shut down so to entertain me, a friend took me here....

Came out here on a Thursday night with a group of friends. There was plenty of parking out back, but no valet. There was a short line to get in and the bouncers were efficient in letting people through. No weird pat downs or anything. Just an ID check and...

This is a dive bar with old strippers. It is a must visit cause you won't see it everyday. Has a small circular bar on the right with a small stage in the middle of it. The bardtender is between you and the stage. Like any dive bar you get...

Stopped into the the Clermont last week and enjoyed the visit. This place is a classic that everyone should visit at least once. It is a true hole in the wall but everyone there was very friendly. It was 95 degrees outside but the club and the...

It has been a long time since I've been to the Clermont and usually it is during the day. I happened to venture out late Saturday night and decided to check it out. I was quite surprised to see the parking lot and the street full of cars. I paid...

This club made me very sad. It is in the basement (go around the back) of the Clairmont hotel which has been closed down and looks abandoned. I'm 52 and I think I was the youngest person there. 2 dancers rotated onto the stage except they didn't dance. They just...

Clermont is infamous and an Atlanta institution that I hope will never change. You don't go here to look at attractive women you want to sleep with, you go here to have your senses blown and get a good laugh. Yeah, the dancers aren't hot but they're nice and don't...

All ones, you'd think someone there pissed me off, right? Nope. I kinda knew what I was getting into, but one of the things none of the other reviews mentioned, at least as far as a free member can see, is the fact that sardines have more room than you...

This is not your normal strip club. I repeat, do not go here if you are interested in a normal strip club experience. For people who have never been here, I'll describe what you'll find here. There is great music on Thursday and Saturday nights, with a DJ and a...

Ok, this is not your typical strip club. This is an Atlanta institution that everyone should go to at least once. If you are looking for hot 20something girls shaking their naked asses in your face, this is not the place. However, if you are looking for...

On a Friday or Saturday night, the Clermont is filled with hipsters drinking PBR. During the afternoon, it's quite different.

If you go in during a weekday afternoon, there's an excellent chance that no one will be dancing. I was told that the rule of thumb is...

Wow this place is gheeeeto. Bathrooms are like a trough to piss in next to someone. Its the only place I've been where the dancers yell at you to look at them. I really dont even consider this place a strip club. Its more of a...

This place is a zero on girls, but a ten on fun. It has a cruddy little stage inside the main bar, and a few dance floors for customers. It's more of a pool hall with no pool tables, but all the old bar flies got naked. Seriously, it has...

All the reviewers are correct. It IS a dive. If you rate the place based on pounds per naked girl, it is the best buy in Atlanta. The dancers were uniformly overweight, but had a lot of fun on stage. Started a new fad. Fold up your dollar bills and...

what a classic place! Stopped by after seeing a reference to it on Dave Attel's "Insomniac." It's everything it was represented to be. unfortunately, Blondie wasn't there the first time -- so I stopped by again. Worth it, for the spectacle of it all.

Girls...

This club is changing, maybe for the worse. It's got bands and karaoke and a disco dance night, none of which help the girls. They become almost background, and the new, younger crowd being attracted comes for the event, not the dancers. But the dancers still are...

OK, so giving the Cleremont a "7" is a bit iffy, it's near a "10" as a lounge to hang out at, but about a "3" in the way of a strip club. the Dancers are older (some very old) but I really dug the vibe of this place when...

I love a seedy dive strip club and the Clermont is king. From the basement entrance to the curtain that serves as a ladies' toilet door, this place is low-down all the way. Cheap drinks and 2-4 dancers on rotation are the entertainment. Dancers range from cute but chubby punk...

Seedy, dive club where the dancers are more of a spectacle than arousing. The dancers seem to range from 2-6/10, but as a side show, this makes for great fun. They are sassy and rude.
Gets warm and smoky with the low ceilings and crowd on the...

Whoa.. What a dive. Check your knives and guns at the door and keep a close eye on your car. It is definatley a landmark, but has seen it's better days. It is basically a flop house with a bar in the basement that has a well worn...

This club is a 10 in my book and it has survived through thick and thin. What do you get when you cross the building tastes of Tim Burton, the psychological palatte of David Lynch and the women of painter Julien Freud? A> The Clermont Lounge! Seriously, with its 1930's...

Great place to party. Bad place for stripping. Dancers are very friendly and approachable, but not so attractive in general. However, there is a good party crowd in here when I went and i did have a great time. Just don't go here expecting it to...