Gold Club Reviews

Well - I stumbled in here the night the Phillies won the World Series - so take this review with a grain of salt as I was drunk as a skunk.

Small joint - mostly black dancers - 50% I wouldn't touch - but the other half were ok - with...

Been here several times over the past year. One day I got the best couch dance of my life from an Oriental sweetie. Next time I got a dance from a chick with foul-smelling lactating tits. Several of the dancers appear to be strung out and/or wired....

Made My first visit this past Thursday, First time to Philadelphia I was staying in the Historical District. So this was close by. I had a rental car and punched in the address and let the GPS take me in. There's a little construction on Chancellor but the GPS brought...

I had some time to kill and as others have commented, this is just about the only club left in Center City. There were only 4 other customers on this quiet afternoon, so 2 girls came over to me, sat and chatted for quite some time without asking me...

I think this place used to be called "The Office." A little joint, mostly blue collar crowd with 2 or 3 just okay dancers. The place had a lot of little tables which were comfortable for 2 or 3 guys to sit and share brew and engage the dancers as...

This is pretty much the only club left in Center City. As such, it really doesn't need to try very hard, and so it doesn't. Many of the regular girls have been there since the Clinton years... (which has its advantages), but if you're looking for young things, the selection...

Went there tonight on a tuesday night around 9:30. slow night about 8-10 girls working with me and another guy working. but not too long after a whole crow showed up. got the whole dollar parade thing. then a nice tight girl about and 8 cam...

Daytime is still the fun time. However, it can be hit or miss. The number of customers varies widely, as does the number of peelers who actually show up. Depending on the ratio, you can find yourself either drinking in what looks like a gay bar (with the 1-2 girls...

It was a Thursday night at about 9:15 that I entered. Rainy and windy. The club is conveniently located in downtown Philadelphia. I go there a lot but never noticed it before.

Entry was free with hotel key but otherwise $5.00 There were about 15 dancers and the...

Ah... the first snowfall. It keeps the crowds down. The quality of the girls is gradually improving, but it's still a pretty desperate place. I was there about 2 hours today, and there were a total of about 7 customers, and the tipping rate was very low. The management...

I've been there several times. The girls are a mixed bag -- ranging from 8's all the way down to 3, but there are always a few in the upper range. Place is pretty small, so you don't have to wait forever for the cute ones. Couch...

I came here over the summer during a buisness trip and man was I disappointed. My buddy and I went around noon on a weekday and there was no cover but there was also no girls, only 6, and 5 of them where just ugly and the other one was...

Actually I think a 6 is being generous, since the one thing that this place needs is Restroom facilities! There is only one, shared by males/females, with a door guard after 9 PM! I could not believe how a commercial establishment could get away with that in a...

Ah... day after Labor Day, and the tradition in this commonwealth is that the sprogs go back to school. And that, my friends, means the single mothers are now free to go back to plying their trade. Today, the hunting was particularly rewarding, in that Rene, a very worth single...

Gold Club can be fun, but generally it's not. Too little space, not well used despite frequent renovations. Too smoky. Odd rules, which periodically change. Average to above average dancers. Last week I was gone in less than a half hour. Drank one beer...

They've gone from no pole to 2 poles. However, the stage is built up so there's barely room to do much with the pole without kicking out ceiling tiles or lights. The main floor has been remodeled over so many times that for customers to walk is a bit treacherous,...

This place is an experiment in exasperation. They finally built a real stage and seem to have some other construction going on. Not sure what they're up to. The talent is fine enough looking and the beer, while overpriced, is not absurdly price, but the joint seems...

The talent pool here is shallow and getting shallower. Many of the better looking day shift girls are gone, leaving very little fun to be had. Kaya will be leaving on the 11th for a real job.
I did notice one new gotcha from the refurbishment and the moving of...

The place seems to be on the upswing. They got rid of the extremely obnoxious DJ (who, BTW, was apparently dipping his pen into the company ink), which has made the dancers a lot more relaxed. My visit was a brief, later afternoon affair, nothing great to write...

This is a small topless club in downtown philly.The club used to be called the office.They are open from 2 pm until 2 am seven days a week.When i went there wasnt any cover and my coke cost 3 dollars.the dancers were alright looking nothing great and danced 2 songs...

Had my best visit to Gold Club yet. They have rearranged the layout of the main room, and that makes it feel a little more spacious, though it's still a small club. The dancers were a little more attractive, bouncers a little more laid back. I think...

Normally I wouldn't report again so soon, but there have been important changes here. First of all, mid afternoon on a Friday, there is no longer a monitor in the lap dance room. The girls each have a little timer device that they have to punch in on to...

Wing Bowl Day. Club opened early, but I didn't get there until lunch time. It was wall to wall people. Seemed to have every dancer from every shift in there. It was loud, and the lapdance rooms were wall to wall. Good time to catch up with a few...

Stopped in at 1:30 on Tuesday. Two-fers have now moved to Wednesdays. Not that it mattered... only one girl showed up for work. Tigra was working it all alone. Several fellows came in, looked around, and left. I guess the lesson is that when it's hot, it's hot, and when...

Was here during the afternoon--a new experience for me. I hate that drinks are expensive, but the women are mostly attractive. The interaction in the couch dance room seemed less intense at day, but it was nice that the club, which is small and cramped, was less crowded...