The Pony Reviews

Been going here for about a year and a half. Have gotten friendly enough with the girls that a lot of them know me by name and make a point to spent time talking and drinking with me.

Atmosphere: Needs a makeover. Looking dated. Carpet is...

I have been going to this club for a little over a year now. I have given a couple or three reviews on it already. I am compelled to continue updating on this place because it feels like a different experience each time, in a good way.

I get there...

Passing through Cape, I decided to stop and check out The Pony again. This was probably my 5th or 6th time there. Over the years it has been hit or miss but that night The Pony was running like wildfire!

The Pony is laid out with a large stage in...

I have reviewed this place a couple times. The more I visit, the better it gets. This review actually spans three days. Monday through Wednesday. As far as the layout is concerned, I have already given that in my previous reviews. $5 cover, pat down, bar directly forward, VIP room...

One of my favorite SCs. Located across river from Cape Girardeau. Well lit and fenced parking with cameras. $5 cover. Security Pat Down for weapons. Bar straight ahead as you get through door, stage to far right. Very comfortable chairs throughout. Slot machines to left. Full bar with top shelf...

I have been to this place 4 times now. It is across the River from Cape Girardeau MO in East Cape, IL. Well lit, gated parking lot. Walk in, pay my fee ($5), get the bouncer pat down for weapons. Seems very safe to me. You walk in,...

Ok this was my second visit and I must say, eventhough there were only 3 dancers they where seriously hot. Candy, Arson, and Winter. My first visit the girls were confused on how to dance to some of the music. This time around they had the moves and the good...

The night I was there there was only 4 girls but they were all sexy. It was throw back Thursday so the music was kinda off and the girls tried their best to dance to it. I watched them make sure that if they walked by a patron they smiled...

First visit to the club, and had a little idea what to expect because of the previous reviews. Rather than repeat what's been said, here is a synopsis:

Big parking lot
Not busy until (if at all) after I left - later in the evening
Large and centrally-located stage
DIsinterested service and uninteresting...

So this club is local to me;I've been there many many times. Overall the club is nothing special, but they do have a HUGE range of dancers. They will pretty much hire any girl that wants to take her clothes off. Take that as good or bad, that's up to...

Made the trek across the river on a Friday night around 8:30 to see if there was any I improvement since my last visit over a year ago. That visit was an extremely disappointing one, thus the long time between visits. Was not expecting much so I was...

I come into the club and quite honestly, the surroundings are great. Nice lights with kickass music (Though some songs the dancers are a bit confused on how to dance on) But..One of these girls named "Lola" black hair, short was just a complete snob to one of my buds,...

Had an hour to kill before an overnight shift and dropped in around 9pm. $7 cover and over a dozen dancers. The entertainers weren't keen on being topless when the dollars weren't flying. However, all the ones that approached me were nice, polite,and attentive. They were...

Have been on weekend before and was ok. Love to watch London but she's usually so busy with lap dances that she's not on stage too much. Went thru the week for a change and it was horrible. Got there just before 10 and only 3 girls. No dj...

visited the pony on my way through illinois. cheap club. dodgy. definitely breaking some rules. night was slow so spent a lot of time chatting with the dancers; got a good lapdance from Brandy, who I'd recommend; the topless two for one is a great deal. chatted with the owner...

If you go, don't go before 10 PM. It is completely dead before then. I pulled up at 9PM on a Friday and thought they were closed from the parking lot. <br>
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There were 2 hot dancers, 5 OK looking dancers, and the rest were unappealing to me. Only a few...

I was in Cape Girardeau for a week and decided to check out the Pony. It’s just across the river. Based on the some of the reviews, I didn’t have high expectations, but I was pleasantly surprised. The club is different than any other that I have...

Very nice club, Good atmosphere, Plenty of dancers, friendly service. The stage was very large and drew attention in the center. All the dancers were friendly and good looking. Favorite dancer was Siren, she was very friendly and she approached me and had a conversation before asking if I wanted...

So from an ex dancer's perspective, this place is shit. The only saving grace is that no one follows the smoking law allowing you to smoke while you drink which the drinks are good value and the only reason worth going. This place is dodgy, girls charge all different prices...

I have never written a review like this but I think that others should be warned about this club. I had the single worst experience that I have ever encountered at a club.

After a long day driving, I was arriving into Cape G. As I neared the bridge, I...

Not a bad place to go if you are in Cape. The girls are friendly, the drinks are a bit pricey though. The 2 for 1 lap dances are worth it. They are all done in the back and most times, I can get 40 for 2...

Large parking lot, $5 to get in, no cell phones when sitting at the stage. Loved the full nude lap dances. The night I was there they did 2 for 1 quite often $35 topless or $50 full nude. $2 BL Bottles which is very reasonable. ...

While this is not the only club in the Cape area, this is the only one worth going to. The other is closed most of the time. Don't show up before 10 or your will definetly be disappointed. The bartenders and Waitress are extremely hot too! The...

When I entered the bar, the first thing I noticed was how central the stage was. I mean, for some places the stage is there but at The Pony its like it was all there was, except for the bar. The bar seemed to be pretty small and didn't seem...

Ok me and my girl went there this evening. Super big parking lot limo with advertisement and other things you could park a couple Mac trucks out the.. Walk in no girls but the bartender who was manlier then the other men drinking at the bar. Every other word was...