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The Pony
519 State Hwy 146 McClure, IL 62957

Reviews

review
published 9 yrs ago
First time in Illinois
reviewed by
DaleGribbleOK

6.3

Had an hour to kill before an overnight shift and dropped in around 9pm. $7 cover and over a dozen dancers. The entertainers weren't keen on being topless when the dollars weren't flying.…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Have been on weekend before and...
reviewed by
Lakin

6.3

Have been on weekend before and was ok. Love to watch London but she's usually so busy with lap dances that she's not on stage too much. Went thru the week for a change…

review
published 10 yrs ago
visited the pony on my way...
reviewed by
dick120069

6.0

visited the pony on my way through illinois. cheap club. dodgy. definitely breaking some rules. night was slow so spent a lot of time chatting with the dancers; got a good lapdance from Brandy, who…

review
published 11 yrs ago
If you go, don't go before...
reviewed by
hrollinsnyc

4.0

If you go, don't go before 10 PM. It is completely dead before then. I pulled up at 9PM on a Friday and thought they were closed from the parking lot.



There were 2 hot…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I was in Cape Girardeau for...
reviewed by
dancersdream

7.7

I was in Cape Girardeau for a week and decided to check out the Pony. It’s just across the river. Based on the some of the reviews, I didn’t have high expectations, but…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Very nice club, Good atmosphere, Plenty...
reviewed by
Jakehonolulu

7.3

Very nice club, Good atmosphere, Plenty of dancers, friendly service. The stage was very large and drew attention in the center. All the dancers were friendly and good looking. Favorite dancer was Siren, she was…

review
published 11 yrs ago
So from an ex dancer's perspective,...
reviewed by
tuscl

4.3

So from an ex dancer's perspective, this place is shit. The only saving grace is that no one follows the smoking law allowing you to smoke while you drink which the drinks are good value…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I have never written a review...
reviewed by
Strawberrycar934

2.0

I have never written a review like this but I think that others should be warned about this club. I had the single worst experience that I have ever encountered at a club.

After a…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Not a bad place to go...
reviewed by
seanshamus

7.0

Not a bad place to go if you are in Cape. The girls are friendly, the drinks are a bit pricey though. The 2 for 1 lap dances are worth it. They…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Large parking lot, $5 to get...
reviewed by
tim.fred04

7.7

Large parking lot, $5 to get in, no cell phones when sitting at the stage. Loved the full nude lap dances. The night I was there they did 2 for 1 quite often…

review
published 12 yrs ago
While this is not the only...
reviewed by
seanshamus

7.0

While this is not the only club in the Cape area, this is the only one worth going to. The other is closed most of the time. Don't show up before 10 or your…

review
published 12 yrs ago
When I entered the bar, the...
reviewed by
mcdeam

4.3

When I entered the bar, the first thing I noticed was how central the stage was. I mean, for some places the stage is there but at The Pony its like it was all there…