Bottoms Up Reviews

Was in Atlantic City to try and win some money in the casino. After about an hour without any luck, I took a walk on the boardwalk. I had read about Coconutz with mixed reciews. It was a nice day so I thought I'd venture toward the city and...

I worked here about 3 years ago. The place was dirty and a complete dive. The girls were unattractive and made me feel kind of uncomfortable since I don't do drugs or "extras".I only stayed for about 2 months and in that time knife fights ensued outside along with a...

Well ...Good News! someone ELSE bought This property!.. massive CLEAN UP IS Underway right now. I spoke with this owner for a little while, nice guy, wants to see positive changes
No more dive! Looks like there just might be a new kid in town! We'll see after this weekend,...

Upon arrival, it's the entrance on the right; that's the exit on the left. Get padded down by a group of thugs only to enter to the front room that has a long bar, stage and limited seating. Plenty of talents tonight; all dark, all the time. The chocolate ladies...

Coconut"z" is a go-go dancer establishment where the drinks are spendy, the ambiance is a dive, while their crop of performers are unbelievably disappointing. There was 1 very pretty girl there, but the rest were minimal at best. The place itself is not all that inviting, quite dark and the...

I used to work here, and let me say a few things about the place.
As far as the girls, literally the only screening process is to have them get in costume and dance so the management can check for track marks. I could walk up to the manager smelling like...

My trip was pre-Sandy, so I don't know what it's like now. However, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world in the hurricane ended this place.

Was hanging out in AC with a group of friends and got suckered in to going here by a guy promising free...

After last trip to AC had to visit coconutz again.. just for shock value.. this place is downright dirty.. one long bar.. broken down stage.. and used up girls.. one of the dancers was missing teeth!.. it is not a place you would go to enjoy the night.. but on...

This club is worth a visit, but is not the best around. Prices for dances were 25 for 5min private lap dance, 150 for 20min, 250 with champagne. There is a cover charge of 5 per person. The owner missed us on the way in so he charged us only...

Since I was down in Wildwood on vacation, and the weather was iffy last Friday night, decided to make the drive up to AC and see what was going on. Arrived about 8. I was the only customer, but there were at least 10 dancers. A couple of busted hippo...

It had been a few years since I had been to AC, and I remember enjoying this club for the AA women. Read they had closed and re-opened, so I made my way up from Wildwood (this was during the summer) about 9 PM to check it out. ...

Stopped in here for my third visit ever on a recent Saturday night, accompanied by three friends. This place is always a party, and is fast becoming one of my ATF clubs. This time was better than ever. First off, they still run the weekend drink/entry special,...

Stopped in late on a weekday night. Arrived around 2 am, and was met with a $5 cover. Somewhat annoying considering they close at 3am (with last call undoubtedly coming earlier than that), but without much time to search around for better options, I paid the $5, and...

After a disappointing visit to Playground, I led my two buddies over to Coconutz, since I'd had a pretty good time here during my first visit to this club about a month ago. This time was even better. The drink special was still in effect (pay the $10...

This was stop #2 for me on a recent visit to Atlantic City. They had a "barker"/PR guy out on the street who was doing a great job of getting people to gravitate toward the club. He offered $10 in drink vouchers to anyone who agreed to go...

Visited AC and decided to check if this club has reopened. It has. At 4:00 on Saturday afternoon there were 6-8 dancers on, 2 white, the rest AA all were 7-10's, certainly nothing below a 6. The on stage pole dance skill level was medium to high. I bought $20...

On my last visit to AC Coconutz was closed. Their sign was down and replaced by another. On a Saturday night I asked a couple of guys sitting on the steps "what was up". They said the new club opened at midnight. My ratings just reflect the fact that the...

As previous reviewers have noted this club may be hit or miss. I visited Coconutz on a Saturday afternoon at about 3:30PM. There was one dancer present plus an attractive and attentive female bartender. The dancer, Coco, a tall medium brown afro-american lady, offered me a couch dance at $20...

DON'T GO HERE.

There, I said it. Now I have to tell you wwhy. It is a waste of money, a real dive bar with unattractive talent and the fair likelihood that you will get into a fight or worse in this place.

Had a business meeting in...

Went here on a recent visit to AC. Had fun the previous year and met a real fun dancer. Was hopeing to find her again. Instead, I found that the quality of women had gone down. Now don't get me wrong, there were some attractive women, but their attitudes did...

I've been to strip clubs all over the U.S. and abroad and this has to be one of the worst. I mean i wanted to leave the second i got there. The girls were all 1-3's and the ambiance was terrible (poor lighting, dirty run-down atmosphere). Often...

The only place that has to be shut down is this dive. OK maybe not shut down BUT relocated where the drunks and bums of Atlantic city can loiter without bumping into any paying customers. I went there twice, both times with my wife... The first time some druken dude...

They ought to just shut down every strip club in Atlantic City. I went in this place last week. There was some good-looking girls, but I think they need training in what to do at a strip club. They all sat around together, then would go up...

Current (small) crop of unchanging day-shifters are nice but not giving it up in back. And nite-time scene does not appeal-lotta bro's from the hood shuffling in and out. Heard lot out back is less than safe for your ride. Two homicides next street over in last 3 months. Last...

After strike-outs on last two visits, finally hit pay-dirt with a lovely WOC whose name rhymes with 'car.' She wanted thirty for the lap 'til I reminded her they have the option of doing them for less before six. She bit, I sucked, she yanked, I probed, then blew in...