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review
7 years ago
checking out Coconutz
Was in Atlantic City to try and win some money in the casino. After about an hour without any luck, I took a walk on the boardwalk. I had read about Coconutz with mixed...
fuzzyboy
New Jersey
review
8 years ago
Former Employee
I worked here about 3 years ago. The place was dirty and a complete dive. The girls were unattractive and made me feel kind of uncomfortable since I don't do drugs or "extras".I only...
carlybaby91
review
9 years ago
Well ...Good News! someone ELSE bought...
Well ...Good News! someone ELSE bought This property!.. massive CLEAN UP IS Underway right now. I spoke with this owner for a little while, nice guy, wants to see positive changes No more dive!...
JaSgirl
review
10 years ago
Upon arrival, it's the entrance on...
Upon arrival, it's the entrance on the right; that's the exit on the left. Get padded down by a group of thugs only to enter to the front room that has a long bar,...
millsy
New Jersey
review
11 years ago
Coconut"z" is a go-go dancer establishment...
Coconut"z" is a go-go dancer establishment where the drinks are spendy, the ambiance is a dive, while their crop of performers are unbelievably disappointing. There was 1 very pretty girl there, but the rest...
NJBalla
New York
review
12 years ago
I used to work here, and...
I used to work here, and let me say a few things about the place. As far as the girls, literally the only screening process is to have them get in costume and dance so...
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mollyconnolly
review
12 years ago
My trip was pre-Sandy, so I...
My trip was pre-Sandy, so I don't know what it's like now. However, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world in the hurricane ended this place. Was hanging out in AC with...
bournig
District of Columbia
review
12 years ago
After last trip to AC had...
After last trip to AC had to visit coconutz again.. just for shock value.. this place is downright dirty.. one long bar.. broken down stage.. and used up girls.. one of the dancers was...
jfriedman80
review
12 years ago
This club is worth a visit,...
This club is worth a visit, but is not the best around. Prices for dances were 25 for 5min private lap dance, 150 for 20min, 250 with champagne. There is a cover charge of...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
12 years ago
Since I was down in Wildwood...
Since I was down in Wildwood on vacation, and the weather was iffy last Friday night, decided to make the drive up to AC and see what was going on. Arrived about 8. I...
ss1931
review
13 years ago
It had been a few years...
It had been a few years since I had been to AC, and I remember enjoying this club for the AA women. Read they had closed and re-opened, so I made my way...
ss1931
review
13 years ago
Stopped in here for my third...
Stopped in here for my third visit ever on a recent Saturday night, accompanied by three friends. This place is always a party, and is fast becoming one of my ATF clubs. ...
scpatron
review
13 years ago
Stopped in late on a weekday...
Stopped in late on a weekday night. Arrived around 2 am, and was met with a $5 cover. Somewhat annoying considering they close at 3am (with last call undoubtedly coming earlier than...
rt27
review
13 years ago
After a disappointing visit to Playground,...
After a disappointing visit to Playground, I led my two buddies over to Coconutz, since I'd had a pretty good time here during my first visit to this club about a month ago. ...
scpatron
review
13 years ago
This was stop #2 for me...
This was stop #2 for me on a recent visit to Atlantic City. They had a "barker"/PR guy out on the street who was doing a great job of getting people to gravitate...
scpatron
review
14 years ago
Visited AC and decided to check...
Visited AC and decided to check if this club has reopened. It has. At 4:00 on Saturday afternoon there were 6-8 dancers on, 2 white, the rest AA all were 7-10's, certainly nothing below...
tamerlane
Virginia
review
14 years ago
On my last visit to AC...
On my last visit to AC Coconutz was closed. Their sign was down and replaced by another. On a Saturday night I asked a couple of guys sitting on the steps "what was up"....
tamerlane
Virginia
review
15 years ago
As previous reviewers have noted this...
As previous reviewers have noted this club may be hit or miss. I visited Coconutz on a Saturday afternoon at about 3:30PM. There was one dancer present plus an attractive and attentive female bartender....
tamerlane
Virginia
review
16 years ago
DON'T GO HERE. There, I said it....
DON'T GO HERE. There, I said it. Now I have to tell you wwhy. It is a waste of money, a real dive bar with unattractive talent and the fair likelihood that you...
moistloins
Florida
review
16 years ago
Went here on a recent visit...
Went here on a recent visit to AC. Had fun the previous year and met a real fun dancer. Was hopeing to find her again. Instead, I found that the quality of women had...
viksox
review
17 years ago
I've been to strip clubs all...
I've been to strip clubs all over the U.S. and abroad and this has to be one of the worst. I mean i wanted to leave the second i got there. The...
eric12
review
17 years ago
The only place that has to...
The only place that has to be shut down is this dive. OK maybe not shut down BUT relocated where the drunks and bums of Atlantic city can loiter without bumping into any paying...
gandm
review
17 years ago
They ought to just shut down...
They ought to just shut down every strip club in Atlantic City. I went in this place last week. There was some good-looking girls, but I think they need training in what...
marlo2000
review
18 years ago
Current (small) crop of unchanging day-shifters...
Current (small) crop of unchanging day-shifters are nice but not giving it up in back. And nite-time scene does not appeal-lotta bro's from the hood shuffling in and out. Heard lot out back is...
ralphyboy
New Jersey
review
18 years ago
After strike-outs on last two visits,...
After strike-outs on last two visits, finally hit pay-dirt with a lovely WOC whose name rhymes with 'car.' She wanted thirty for the lap 'til I reminded her they have the option of doing...
ralphyboy
New Jersey