The Brass Ass Lounge Reviews

Lots of changes from the pre-bust glory days - gone are the booths and the very private VIP. The ladies I talked to said I came at the right time for mileage and extras, as they are not to be had on weekends or most evenings.

On a Monday or Tuesday...

I was off for the day so I decided to take a trip down to the club. Business was really light with myself and 2 other guys the only ones in the club. Got a beer and sat down at the bar. I ended up talking to...

The Brass Mule is also known to us locals as "The Brass Ass." Better looking dancers than found in Covington; typically out of 5 dancers, you'll see a couple in the 5-6 range, a couple in the 6-7 range, and one 8 or 9 (2 if you're lucky). ...

this was definitely the worst strip club I have ever been to. To start with it, you have to pay a $5 cover to get in, that is fine no problem. However, once you get inside, you will realize this place is a dump! only 4 girls working at night...

This club has changed very little in the last 45 years. If the walls could talk the stories would be phenomenal. Movie stars, singers and politicans frequented Newport when it was Sin-City. The last time I was there Morgana was the main attraction. She was just...

The beautiful woman who was the dancer with elegant moves and changed my life; her name is Cinnamon. She does not work at the club anymore. That is the club's loss because she was by far the most beautiful and classiest lady there. For those of you who...

So, for the first time I was totally let down. I went to the club saturday night... Outside everything looked normal aside from a muscle man in a "staff" shirt... He says $5... I ask him how long they have been charging? "As long as I can remember" ...

The Brass Mule, also known locally as the Brass Ass, is a throw back to the 1970's strip club. You walk in the door and it feels like you're back in a 1970's strip club. It's a very dark club, and you can barely see to find a seat. There's...

In Cincy for business I decided to take a cab over the river to what I understand are some of the better clubs in the area. I was fairly disappointed with Brass Ass (to reiterate an earlier reviewer I too think it says "ass" rather than "mule.") As...

I had an unexpected afternoon off in Northern Kentucky so I stopped by this place. I arrived around 6 p.m. to find about 8-10 patrons and the same number of dancers.

I ordered a Coors Light ($3.50) and sat at the bar. Not two minutes later, I was approached...

First, I recall the sign out front saying "Brass Ass" not "Brass Mule." It's right across the street from the Brass Bull. Note that parking on the street is limited at times; however, there is an alley next to the Brass Ass (right-hand side of the building on...

I'm with MarkScandal, and wish to publicly thank him for his review. The combination of low ratings and the misleading Bikini Club listing kept me away for years, which I now regret. Once I figure out the system completely, it might become a favorite.

I say 'Bikini' is a bit misleading...

while some people rate this club very low... I say its an average club that totally serves an amazing purpose. Do not go here expecting super hot women naked giving lap dances with heavy grinding... However if you go into this club expecting to sit in a booth with...

It's still open, and there's no cover charge on the Wednesday evening I visited.

There's a large entry area with unused bar, and then a long walk to an old style theater stage. There were about 6 or 7 ladies who I'd rate 4 to no more than 6. ...

I arrived at 9:40PM, Saturday, August 19, 2006. Paid my $2 cover charge and walked on back to the bar and stage area of the club. I purchased my $3 "canned" beer and stayed at the bar. I observed about 15 other customers and 7 dancers, ranging...

Was in on a tuesday night. Dancers all looked 40+ years old. One was fairly nice looking the others were 2 to 5. Service was lousy as it took about 15 minutes to get waited on. Would not go back...

Weird. For the first time ever, I went to this club and found a number of attractive dancers. All of them seemed to be new. The balance seemed to be made up of the usual, slightly scary, suspects, but all in all this place was hoping last Saturday. Could not...

Dumb, dumb, dumb. I should know better. This place is a dive, yet once again I returned against my better judgement. Got a big drink with one of the only attractive dancers and re-learned one of the most basic, simple lessons that even an 18 year old kid would know....

Got back here again after a few months away. Things have gone down hill. There were very few attractive women here - seems like they've fled for greener pastures. The night I was here most recently it was pretty dead (granted, it was Tuesday evening, but it used to be...