I found myself in Newport with...

I found myself in Newport with a little extra cash in my pocket around 7 on Friday so decided to stop by the ol' Brass Ass for the first time in a few years. The place is still just as much of a dive as i remember. Don't get me wrong some of my favorite SCs are dives but this place is not among them.

As soon as i walked in and ordered a drink an older but still decent looking blonde came up and asked me to buy her a drink. From what i could see around the club she was probably the best option in the place so i decided to see what she had to offer.

I knew that this was a typical Kentucky bar where different drinks equate to different amounts of time and service. I asked her how much of a drink she was interested in? Instead of giving me an answer she reached her right hand down to give me a proper handshake which was nice. Unfortunately she also reached her left hand into my pocket and pulled out my money clip and said that would cover her favorite drink and still cover a tip.

I'm all for an aggressively handsy dancer but reaching in and pulling out that much cash is too much. I grabbed my money clip back from her and promptly left. I went to another bar a few miles down the road in Wilder to see if i could have any better luck and I'm glad i did.