Reviews

I was back at Tootsies (close to my work) on a Saturday afternoon. It was hard to get girls' attention. One skinny one sat on my lap but I wasn't interested. I was hungry so…

Visited Tootsies on Tuesday evening shortly before 8:00 p.m. Free cover and half-price drinks everyday before 8:00 p.m. (and plenty of free parking as always). I’ve reviewed Tootsies before and thus will not describe the club layout…

I wanted to visit tootsies because the club looks huge. I finally visited tootsies and was not disappointed it is by far the largest strip club I have ever been to. There is also a…

A lot has been written about this club, and I think most is accurate. It is a huge glitzy club with good waitresses and scores of girls, kind-of private areas for $25 LDs, and…

I think this place gets alot of customers through false advertising. The sense is that this is THE PLACE to go when in the Miami area - for me its a place to avoid!…

Tootsies is normally a standout club with great talent. But it seems alot of the talent has migrated. In fact where there used to be an abundance of smoking hot girls, not it is a…

Here is what you are going to get at Tootsies. 1) At least 25-100 girls at any one time 2) Variety of ages, sizes, hair color, skin color, curve sizes, etc 3) Depending when you go--if you see…

Visited Tootsies when I was down in Miami on business. The sheer size of vlub was surprising; I knew from the website that the place was big but still. There were a lot of…

Back to Tootsie's!! Had not been for awhile, but I was helping a buddy out for a few days in the area and as a thanks he brought me in to the club for Football…

Went on a Friday night during happy hour and it was worth every cent. Unlike the other Miami strip clubs, the dancers don't hound you for a dollar after they get off the stage.…

I'm not sure if I can add anything to what's been put here already. This place is HUGE, and filled with prime talent. However, if you want the cream of the crop, they're usually upstairs…

Back in Fort Lauderdale and decided to make the drive down to Tootsie's. I passed a lot of clubs on the way, but their daytime scene is hard to beat. Their nighttime scene…

This Tootsies review will be in the same vein as my previous Tootsies review. My beloved (or at least really well liked) Miami Hurricanes football team was playing Georgia Tech at 3:30 p.m. on this Saturday…

I absolutely love Tootsies. Went twice on a recent monday and tuesday evening. The number of girls wasn't quite as many as I'm used to here on those nights (maybe 25-30 whereas 40-50 would…

Great Club, A must-visit on any trip to Miami. First things, for those staying in Miami proper (i.e., South Beach, etc.), this club is out of the way (think a $0 cab fare each way).…

i arrived at the club on a wednesday afternoon and found it to be not busy and easy to get the attention of the dancers which is what I want. I ordered my drink…

Disney World for Dudes... Came here for a friend's bachelor party having no expectations and never having heard of the place before. Was told it was converted for an old BJ's wholesale club into it's present…

club is the biggest I have ever seen. for me its bigger than I care for, but the good definitely out weigh the bad. admission is free before 7 pm which…

About a month ago, it was my 1st time in Miami for business. Decided to go with a few coworkers , who bragged at this place. Went on a Thusday night, to my surprise there…

This is the one of the best strip clubs I visited in Miami. It has a huge selection of dancers. They have 2 stages. One is the center one and another on the side. Most…

Tootsies can be expensive but offer more. I went three times in the last two days, once in the early evening, then late at night, then again in the early evening. When you walk in, girls…

It has been a while since my last visit to Tootsie's and I wanted to see if anything had changed, but I only had a few hours to spare on a Wednesday afternoon. When…

Was at Tootsies about a month ago on a Sunday night. The club is a lot of fun. Tons of girls of all different shapes,sizes, and nationalities. Best time to go is about 10:45pm when…

I’ve reviewed Tootsies on various prior occasions. This review will just be a summary of my last visit which was a bit different than most of my SC, or Tootsies, visits. I visited Tootsies on a Saturday…

You know that T-Pain song "Bartender" when he says "200 b*tches and I bet none of them hot." That was Tootsies last night. I chilled at Tootsies with a few buddies of mine for four…