Visions
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, LA 70126
Reviews
Submit a ReviewGreat place, wonderful girls. I go...
Great place, wonderful girls. I go here all time and the girl to guy ratio is usually in your favor. The girls are down to earth and more then willing to spend all there time…
nolabigballer
Jul 27, 2005, 2:57 AM
Wow! Just went there today...
Wow! Just went there today for lunch. Not many people in there, so there was a good ratio of girls to guys. Most girls were 8s to 10s. Place itself isn't…
hwood5
Jul 26, 2005, 2:57 AM
This club is at least 15...
This club is at least 15 minutes from the Quarter but worth the trip. There are lots of girls, and most were in the 8+ range. They dance on a huge horseshoe shaped…
dawg
Jul 13, 2005, 3:02 AM
Best club in the area as...
Best club in the area as far as I'm concerned. I go by visions religiously when in town and the private dances are excellent for the money. It's best to avoid the weekends…
an0nym0us
Jul 9, 2005, 2:05 PM
hottests concept, best looking girls, fair...
hottests concept, best looking girls, fair drink prices, inexpensive tabletop dances, fantastic local scene, sport/neighborhood bar atmostphere, no cover, no hussle like other bars..best bar i have experienced in 25 years! there's no way this…
tuscl
Jun 22, 2005, 2:50 AM
Bachelor's party on Friday, June 11th...
Bachelor's party on Friday, June 11th 2005.
Cover charge $7.00 (You get one "free" beer ticket with the cover charge
This should not even be called a "Strip Club" as the girls in there don't even strip.…
tuscl
Jun 13, 2005, 8:57 AM
This place has improved tenfold since...
This place has improved tenfold since my first visit, some years ago. Back then, you had to join their VIP club to be allowed to pay extra to enter the VIP lounge, at which time…
Club Reviewer 2
Jun 7, 2005, 4:38 PM
One of the best places in...
One of the best places in the country. Reasonable prices on drinks. Beautiful women. Low pressure. Lap dances are worth the money.
tuscl
May 31, 2005, 3:44 PM
Sunday night = low, low, low...
Sunday night = low, low, low talent
Saw a complete round of dancers and none had that certain something. I was almost tempted to hit some of the French Quarter clubs, but thought better that a…
stealth_42
May 16, 2005, 3:20 AM
Another visit to this place. Nothing...
Another visit to this place. Nothing has changed. It is a place for the toursit. It is still alot of fun early or late. The girls are hot with some being ok. I saw some…
nails124
May 8, 2005, 7:29 AM
This place is in kind of...
This place is in kind of a bad part of town. The taxi driver told me not to walk out alone. It has a big long horseshoe shaped bar. The only seats are along the…
najj
May 7, 2005, 8:12 AM
I finally got to go here...
I finally got to go here since I was in town for a business trip. The previous reviews are pretty much on the mark. This is much better than the clubs in the quarter.…
traveler11
May 2, 2005, 3:07 AM
went weekday afternoon cover is 3.50...
went weekday afternoon cover is 3.50 there were six girls working this day.one main stage witch doubles as a bar. the girls were working the room talking mostly with the regulars and had to wait…
RACEHORSE13
Apr 21, 2005, 12:49 PM
Came on a Saturday at ~noon;...
Came on a Saturday at ~noon; place was surprisingly busy. Probably around 20 or so girls. By 3 o'clock, the bar closest to the door (the only one in use during the day)…
cobra45
Apr 17, 2005, 9:56 AM
Was recently in New Orleans on...
Was recently in New Orleans on business. Clubs in the French Quarter have been extremely lame in the past, so I didn't even waste my time in that neck of the woods. Having read…
stealth_42
Apr 11, 2005, 2:49 AM
Easily the best club that I...
Easily the best club that I visited in New Orleans. I don't know how they get away with being so much more accomidating, but at least on the day shift they do a great…
623
Feb 12, 2005, 4:15 AM
went on saturday before mardi gras...
went on saturday before mardi gras and was the wrong time to go. the girls were few in number i counted 10 for a saturday very low and they not to freindly. the lap dances…
RACEHORSE13
Feb 9, 2005, 11:38 AM
I went here this past saturday...
I went here this past saturday and was very impressed! The girls were all gorgeous (exept one that was just decent looking). Lap dances cost about $30. Worth every penny. I…
DJR3
Feb 3, 2005, 3:40 AM
This place is hit or miss....
This place is hit or miss. Having grown up here, I can remember when the Candy Club ( former namesake ) was the best value away from the Fench quarter. Now the girls…
crackhead
Jan 12, 2005, 4:08 AM
I think our previous reviewers have...
I think our previous reviewers have done an adequate job explaining the decor (or lack thereof) of this blue collar establishment. I arrived late afternoon on Wednesday. $3.50 cover this afternoon to enter. Had about…
tarheelstu
Jan 5, 2005, 10:24 AM
Got here on a Sunday evening...
Got here on a Sunday evening at around midnight. It was a bit dead, understandable given the time. This place is a bit different -- there is a small stage front and center,…
KenMonger
Jan 3, 2005, 3:55 AM
The best bang for your buck...
The best bang for your buck in NO. As said before, the "ambiance" leaves much to be desired, but the dancers are mostly in the 6-8 range, and most are very friendly in the…
xman321
Dec 20, 2004, 3:57 AM
I have been to a lot...
I have been to a lot of Strip clubs in New Orleans, but Visions is the best. The Girls Are Hot, very Friendly, drinks are great, very comfortable I look Forward to going there every…
tuscl
Dec 15, 2004, 4:16 AM
I do a lot of business...
I do a lot of business in New Orleans and one of the locals directed me to this place. All I can say is wo. The girls on avreage are betweena 7-9 and…
JonBoy
Dec 1, 2004, 3:50 AM
Back here on a Sunday PM....
Back here on a Sunday PM. One piece of advice: on Sundays, this place doesn't open until 4pm. Other days, it opens at 11AM. 50/50 b/w new girls and the old regulars.…
cobra45
Nov 23, 2004, 5:46 PM


