Golden Banana Reviews

The Golden Banana has a large main room with ample tables and seating. All the tables seem to have a good view of the main stage. The lighting is dim which makes for a much better experience than the awkwardly bright Cabaret Lounge down the street. The club was very...

The Banana has amateur night the first wednesday of the month. I ventured in to see what new prospects were going to show up.
11 amatuers on the line up with 8 - 10 house girls.
the house girls get a rating of 8 , a mix of white and hispanic
the amats...

Finally stopped by here on a Tuesday night and was pleasantly surprised. This place was a lot better than I expected given the reviews written here.

OK. First, like others have said, it's on a divided highway (Rte. 1) so if you miss the turn (it comes up quick) then...

First time visit of Golden Banana. I had seen a big truck advertising GB in Revere one day while getting some coffee from Dunkin Donuts. There was a hot chick on the side of the truck which piqued my curiosity lol. After a year I finally decided to visit. From...

I stopped by on a Wednesday evening on my way home. The location is very good, as it is right on the highway. There is pleanty of parking also, so they can handle large numbers of people. You have to pay a cover charge to get in,...

GIRLS LIKE STRIP CLUBS TOO

I have found that some strippers dont like pretty female custoemrs in sexy dresses. I have problems at some strip clubs, I think I intimidate the dancers. But not at The golden Banana at least that night. They were very friendly in the girls...

My opinion of the GB might be a little higher than some recent reviews. I visited on a Friday night, the club was rather crowded, cover and drinks were a little pricey. Club decor was on the upscale side, but that's relative I guess. I'll be honest...

I thought I would try the GB again as it had been a while since my last visit.. Compared to the other clubs on RT1, the GB is palatial. The place is well appointed and the staff are all well dressed. Drinks were a little on the pricey side ($6.50+...

OK - many years ago when I lived in Massachusetts, visiting the Banana was required whenever you were on your way back north of the city from Boston. Back then they had cages and this was the strip club in Mass. After being out of commission, the Banana...

Wow, I first visited the Golden Bananna in the 1980's when they had the cages and the plexiglass around the stage. I remember some of the girls would put their puss right up on the plexiglass and leave a smear. I'm sure for hygienic reasons those days are gone.

It appears...

Checked in on the Banana on a Friday afternoon. This place needs to start opening at noon more days during the week. The venue was awesome and the layout is set up for maximum exposure for the lady on stage. Private dances were OK (as OK as they can be...

On Friday Jan 08 2010 at about 1030pm A few friends and I decided to go here to check it out. The inside of the club is nice, though I would not say it has a upscale feel like others have said here. Inside I would call it...

There is a small room at the entrance where a person collects the cover charge. The club itself is pretty much one large room. The main stage extends from the wall opposite to the entrance; the stage had several wings to provide extra seating. The main bar...

Yea, this club is waaay too dark, and the cover charge at night ($15) is waaaaaay too high...but this place is a very large, nice, upscale strip club (one of the nicer ones in Northern MA IMO). It's located along Route 1 North, which is a divided highway that does...

OK - it has been about a year since I visited the 'new' GB. I was a frequent visitor to the old GB. The interior is really nice - well decorated and with a nice sound systems etc. But - the dancers were nothing to write home...

I haven't been back to the Banana for about a year. My last time there I was disappointed & made a promise not to go back. Like most promised I make, eventually it will be broken. So I went in early evening to see what might have...

I was a big fan of the old banana, and don't think I'll get used to the new. The interior is all done over very modern. I miss the old cages. The girls are all very pretty, unfortunatley its MA and there is no sampling.Drinks are average for a strip...

This was my first time back since they reopened. I didn't even know they were reopening, so that was a nice surprise.

It feels much more like a "Gentleman's club" than a strip club now, which is kind of a disappointment. The Banana used to be just a little...

First time in since renovated. The look is modern, classy gentlemans club. The lighting could be brighter but I didn't too dark, as others have stated. The dance policy is no contact but the girls are very attractive. Saw several who had left higher friction...

I stopped in late on a Saturday. Pretty crowded, with lots of girls working. My first visit to the new Banana, and it's very much a Gentlemen's Club now, upscale, clean, and dark. Looks very nice inside though, just the one main stage, two girls working at a time, with...

The club is pretty nice, if still too dark. Very comfy chairs, a nice big stage, classy looking bar. The bathroom is pretty clean, (I could do without the dude handing you a paper towel).

But the dancers on this visit were disappointing. Out of about five dancers who performed, I...

I stopped by on my way back from beverly. I have only visited once since the old bananna closed and have to say I still miss the old bananna. The cover was a disappoinment. In the old days a cover was avoided during day time weekday visits. I miss the...

Stopped in about 4pm on a Thursday afternoon - the place was virtually dead - only three dancers and very few customers. No dancer interaction; after their sets, they all went to the bar area; I can't blame them. As others have reported, buiding is new and...

Stopped by the new GB with some buddies for the first time on Saturday, and let me tell you it was money well spent. Every girl that we met was beautiful... not to mention that there was about five girls there that looked like they just stepped out of the...

I went in for a few beer with some freinds. I would say the club is a good club for Mass. The girls are very attractivemostly 8 and 9's. No value in the Private dances. They were always pretty far away and the songs were redicously short. The club is...