Reviews

I pulled into the large, paved, free and safe parking lot at about 8 pm. It was clear from the number of cars that Fantasies was having a busy night. I entered the club with a $10 cover and my ID out to be scanned. I know a lot of you hate this, and I am not a fan, but I have never had a problem result from scanning at this club. I found a seat at the bar ordered a rum and coke and an order of chicken nachos (about $17 plus tip) and settled in to watch some naked women. Overall, there was a pretty hot group of dancers, including Jamie, Mindy, Mystic, Samantha and Kimmy Some danced as pairs on stage and some danced as singles. My first interaction of the night was with Jamie who was wearing my very favorite skimpy monokini. We spent about an hour catching up before we went back for a 20 minute room. As always, it was a great time ($300 plus tip). The bad news? She is headed back to Costa Rica for a few weeks and probably won't be available again until the end of September. She was in great demand that night and with her upcoming trip was taking the most possible advantage of it. Another long-time favorite, Kimmy, spotted me from across the room and came over. We caught up for a bit, and shared a couple of drinks. Kimmy hadn't eaten supper yet so I sprung for a wrap for her (sorry, I don't remember the price). After about an hour we went back for another 20 minute room (also $300 plus tip). She quickly stripped down to a very minimal g-string. Another great time, sigh! At this point, it was midnight and I was about to turn into a pumpkin so I said goodnight to Kimmy and took off. In the words of General Macarthur, I shall return!

Located in a quiet industrial area outside Pasadena. Large, free parking lot. Fairly small club. Has one large stage with the bar wrapping around it. After dancing the girls each crawl around the stage for post-dance tips. Not a single one ever asked if we wanted a private dance, and the dancers spent most of their time between sets cozied up to regulars. There were clearly several regulars there. The quality of girls was very disappointing. Mostly white, with a few black girls. There were about 10 girls working the few hours we were there. Most were pretty unattractive, with some overweight, and some looking around 40+. The hottest girl was a young black girl with back tattoos...wish i remembered her name. Its hard to believe Pre-covid this was the MD strip club all the famous Pornstars used to dance at on their tours. Cover was $10 each. Drinks were good priced, between $6 to $15. Don't know private dance prices cause none were offered to us. Due to the lack of quality girls, we would not return.

Visit #1, Wednesday night Drove into the fenced, free, valet-free parking lot and found a spot easily as the club wasn't too busy yet at 7:30. I entered the club, paid a $5 cover and had my ID scanned. I looked around for Jamie with whom I had an appointment and I spotted her at one of the high tops under the VIP overlooks. She saw me as I rounded the corner and popped up, looking stunning in one of her dental floss bikinis that barely contained her fabulous figure. We shared an enthusiastic hug and then found a pair of seats at the bar. I ordered a rum and coke from the bartender (Renata) and settled in to watch naked women and catch up with Jamie. Several good looking girls hit the stage, some getting naked, some just topless and my tips reflected those who did and those who didn't. Finally, it was Jamie's turn on stage. Wow. It reminded me why I like her so much. After her tip round we went back to the VIP room where we had a great time ($300 + $40 tip). We returned to the bar for another hour and engaged in mutual massage - easier for me given that her entire backside from head to ankles were "covered" only by a few narrow straps. After her next stage turn we went back for another turn in the private room. A great night! Visit #2, Saturday night I hadn't planned this trip. Rather, it was caused by 92 degrees temperatures, 90 percent humidity and clogged air conditioning units on my boat. I just had to find a place with cool air, cool drinks and entertainment. What could possibly supply all of these? Hmm. Suddenly, inspiration struck - Fantasies, of course! Armed with this inspiration, I went up to the air conditioned marina shower, showered, shaved and went directly to my car for the hour long drive to Fantasies. I was not expecting a lot as Jamie had been on vacation for most of June and was still out of state when I had contacted her a few days before. I had gotten enough money for a single private dance that I wasn't sure if I'd even use. I entered ($15 cover) and got scanned in and found a seat at the bar. Suddenly, Jamie was there with a new hairdo. After a quick hug I told her that if i'd known she would be there, I would have brought more cash! She told me that the guy she was sitting with had asked for a dance. "That's fine, I said. I've always said that you should make your money when you can. I'll be waiting when you're done." Half an hour later we were sitting together. A lot of good looking girls, Mystic, Samantha, Camryn, Jasmine and Mindy made real impressions. Mystic was as sexy as she had ever been. Camryn was tall, blonde and beautiful and got completely naked. And, of course, there was Jamie. After her stage turn, we went back for what would be our only session of the night. I definitely can't wait for our next appointment!

My rule of thumb is not to submit a negative review about a club until I have been there at least twice. However, I can’t see myself going out of my way to go to Fantasies again, and, unless you are local, Fantasies likely isn’t going to be on your way to anywhere else. So I’m submitting this, and anybody who reads it should give it half as much credit as a two-visit review. Also, my apologies to anybody in the Baltimore or broader DMV area who feels I am unfairly maligning this club. Maybe it’s great once you establish connections as a regular. This is just a perspective from a monger who is reasonably well steeped in stripclubbing along the I-95 corridor from NH to metro Baltimore. The physical club is nice enough. It is back in some godforsaken industrial area called Curtis Bay in Baltimore. If you didn’t grow up in the area, just punch the address in your GPS. It’s a desolate area, but not threatening because there is just no evidence of human activity about. Big parking lot with a security guy who was chill about me hitting the vape before I got into my car to leave. I arrived around 9 pm on a Sunday. Another reason why you might want to discount this review. I got lots of excuses from patrons and staff for the paucity of dancers. A paucity of patrons as well. I paid $5 cover, Had my ID scanned, and walked over to a longish (40’ +/-) narrow stage surrounded by a very long bar. Dancer on stage just finishing her set. Topless, not nude. No evidence of a replacement in sight. I hit the head (Whatever. I wasn’t repulsed by it, but I have low standards). Bellied up to the bar. The somewhat chubby dancer who had just finished on stage was still crawling around the top of the bar on her hands and knees. I read about this routine in previous reviews before heading down to this place and didn’t appreciate how sad and degrading this would be when there are only 7 patrons along 90’ or so of bar and still no hint of another dancer coming up behind her. So, after 25 minutes: (1) I was only approached by the one dancer who clambered around the bar at the end of her set; (2) Through my own initiative, I engaged in a semi-flirty conversation with the bartender, who, turns out, is also a dancer (petite, pretty enough face, but flat-chested—would have to really overperform in the VIP); (3) The other two dancers I caught sight of chatting with patrons at the bar were, like the one I saw briefly on stage, chubby and pasty-faced and looked to be on the old side. (Every woman I saw in the place was white, BTW). Don’t recall what I paid for a vodka tonic, but it was reasonable enough.

I arrived at about 8:00 pm and parked in the large, paved and fenced lot. 8 It's free and there are no valets. I entered the club, had my ID scanned, and after it cleared I paid my $5 cover at the door. I know a lot of folks don't like doing this and it's not my preference either, but I can honestly say I have never had an issue at this club. I walked over to the far side of the bar opposite the TV wall and found an open pair of seats where I could wait for Jamie, who I had arranged to meet. I spotted her when I walked in and she saw me and she said goodbye to the folks she was with and came right over. She is a very curvy woman with large breasts and flaring hips but with very little fat. She is a little curvier than my normal taste but she carries it very well and is just totally sexy. She was happy to sit with me during my whole time there, rubbing my back and letting me rub pretty much her whole body, even providing a couple views of her bared breast as she "readjusted" her dental floss bikini with a quick wink and a short giggle. I sprung for two sessions that night, and we both had as much fun as can be had in Baltimore without both of us being naked. An amazing woman, and I recommend her without reservation (if I'm not there, lol). A lot of the usual Wednesday crew was also there, like Mystic, Minka Rose, Nina and several others. Overall, a very hot lineup, with maybe one or two that I wouldn't want to do a room with. My costs for the night? Two rum and Cokes at $8 plus tips, a raft of stage tips from $1 (didn't go past topless) to $2 (definitely a good stage dance) to $3 (dancers that I consider to be friends or exceptional performers) and $4 (reserved for Jamie), and finally, two VIPs, 20+ minutes $300 each, plus tips. Money well spent!

Went on a night when they were showing a big boxing match. As a result, it seemed like a good chunk of people were they to just watch the fight and tip the girls after each song. I thought it was a comfortable amount of people, not too dead, not super crowded. The dancers that night were diverse in body shape and ethnicity, so I'm sure there's someone there that will catch your eye. The bartenders were also very attentive, great service and no one had to wait very long to put in an order for food and drink. I did get a couple lapdances. Each dancer has their own prices so whether or not you feel it's worth it may depend on who you end up asking. I did not get any girls who were really aggressive or pushing for private dances/VIP, which made it a pretty comfortable and laid back experience. Be polite and it won't be a problem asking around until you find someone you like with a dance price you're ok with. Overall experience was somewhat pricey but I still had a good time. I'd prefer this over some place that gets loud and a bit rowdy. Good place to go every now and then, but make sure you know your budget (as with any club) and you'll enjoy Fantasies.

Finally had a chance to stop in after work and wanted to have a couple of beers and unwind. Been a couple of years since my last visit. There was ample parking outside and the parking lot was well lit. Paid the cover and they do check ids regardless of how old you look - geez I'm almost 60. Finally found a seat at the bar, since there are few other places to sit, and ordered my first beer for $7. Place as more like a sports bar with dancers as opposed to a strip club with some TVs for watching sports. They have apparently increased the number and size of the TVs as well. Wanted to enjoy the scenery and see if it had improved since my last visit - it really has not. Dancers still do two song sets on a stage in the middle of a horseshoe shaped bar, so there is no opportunity to get up close and personal. Most dancers do get fully nude, but some are only topless. This night there was a mixture of white , black, and hispanic. Dancers crawl around the bar on hands and knees for tips after their set. This affords a great opportunity to ask for private dances, unless they come by soliciting dances after their sets. Privates are $30 each in a secluded area that can not be observed from the bar area, and of course, Bubba is there to watch and there is absolutely no touching. So this is a good place to see some titties but not for much else. Actually had 10 dancers on this shift but none really appealed to me, so I did not sample any laps on this visit.

Checked out this place for the first time. Club is kind of in the middle of nowhere but has a nice parking lot with very visible cameras. I felt safe going in and out. One thing worth mentioning, the roads are absolutely horrible in this area. I hit a gigantic pot hole on my way home and immediately went flat.. So that was fun. Inside: pool tables in the back and a gigantic bar that goes around basically the woman establishment. The girls dance in the middle of the bar. If you’re into throwing money at the girls on stage, this place won’t allow that. The cover was $10 and my rum and coke was $7.50, so it’s definitely affordable at least. I never made it far enough to even begin inquiring about dance prices. They were playing all kinds of music from screamo to rap. The patrons were mainly older gentlemen. There were about 15 dancers here on Friday. None of them blew me away, but there is a nice variety of sizes and ethnicities. I didn’t have a single girl approach me, besides the tip walks following the dances on top of the bar. All in all, there’s nothing about this place that would make me want to come back. The DJ and sound system were good, but none of the girls were my taste, and none of them seemed very friendly. It’s affordable if you want a place to drink I guess, but that’s about it. It might seem like a small thing but the roads around this club actually are seriously brutal, so please be careful traveling there.

I arrived just after 8:30 pm and parked in the large, paved and fenced lot. As always, it's free and there are no valets. I entered the club and paid my $5 cover at the door and had my ID scanned. I know a lot of folks don't like doing this, but I can honestly say I have never had an issue at this club. I walked over to the far side of the bar, found an open pair of seats and sat down to wait for Jamie, who I had arranged to meet. I didn't see her when I walked in and figured that she was in the dressing room getting ready for her turn on stage. Turns out, I was correct. She was next up, and flashed me that amazing smile and then proceeded to flash a lot of her other assets! She is a very curvy woman who even though a little curvier than my normal taste carries it very well and is totally sexy. She was also happy to sit with me during my whole time there, rubbing my back and letting me rub pretty much her whole body, even providing a couple views of her bared breast as she "readjusted" her dental floss bikini. We went to VIP for two sessions that night, and we both had as much fun as can be had in Baltimore without both of us being naked. An amazing woman, and I recommend her without reservation (if I'm not there, lol). A lot of the usual Wednesday crew was also there, like Mystic, Samantha, Minka Rose and several others. Overall, a very hot lineup, with maybe one or two that I wouldn't want to do a room with. My costs for the night? Two rum and Cokes at $8 plus tips, a raft of stage tips from $1 (didn't go past topless) to $2 (definitely a good stage dance) to $3 (dancers that I consider to be friends) and $4 (reserved for Jamie), and finally, two VIPs, 20+ minutes $300 each, plus tips. Can't wait for my next outing!

Review from visit some months ago. Fully nude dances onstage. Stage is surrounded by the bar and a little too far away to see the girls. Also no real way to make it rain on a dancer during her dances. Usually more than one girl dancing at a time. After her stage set, each girl puts on her bottoms and walks along the bar (on the bar itself) collecting tips in garter, in thong, or between tits. Lots of personality to the girls. One was dazzlingly warm and friendly, another was brassy and rude. All hot looking. VIP was $300 for 20 minutes. Sofa. No door to the VIP room. Topless but not fully nude in VIP. Three or four VIP rooms just past the regular lap dance area, so privacy partly depends on if there are lap dances going on.

This review covers two visits in two weeks. Not sure why, but the last review of this club was mine as well - come on, mongers, submit reviews! Visit #1 I arrived and parked in the well lighted, fee paved parking lot. No valets here! The damaged fence sections look like they are under repair, with a lot of the junked sections removed. I paid my cover at the door ($15) and had my ID scanned. I have never had any problems result from scans here. Evening 1: Took a seat on the big screen side of the bar to wait for Summer. Some very cute girls were dancing on stage, and in the seat next to me, with her back to me was a dancer who I thought, "Gosh, that sure looks like Samantha from the back..." Samantha is a dancer that I thought had retired, and she wasn't on the schedule. She had always been one of my favorites even though she didn't do private dances. Well, she turned around and "Samantha! I didn't know that you were back dancing!" She told me that she had been back for a while but didn't want to be tied to a fixed schedule. I asked if she knew what had become of Lydia, a very pretty dancer who had been my go to while Summer had been retired for a bit. As it turned out, she was back in the club on Saturdays and was now dancing as Kimmy! Unfortunately, she wasn't in that night. I said that i'd have to reconnect and Samantha said please do - she's had a lot of crap dumped on her by a guy and she'd love to see you again. Summer finally came out and sat down with me and we talked for a bit before we went back to the private room area. During this time Jamie came over and Summer introduced us. Jamie is a thick dancer, but sexy thick. Thicker than my normal taste, but on her, it really works! Summer offered that I would probably enjoy a double with her, but I declined as it was over my budget for the night and that while I didn't doubt that it would be fun, the short time would be a major factor. That said, I definitely want to get a room with her at some point! Summer and I went back for a room dance ($300 + tip) which was enjoyable as always. I will also add that drinks were between $8 and $12. Great night! Visit #2, Saturday two weeks later I arrived at 8:30 after a traffic surprise on I-97 north. Work was being done on two of the three lanes for a five mile stretch. (Amazingly, it seems that work was basically completed by Monday morning -remarkable given the amount of torn up pavement!). I took a seat on the non big screen side. After a few minutes, Kimmy appeared and came right over. We shared a hug and got a couple of drinks and shared our stories from the last several years. It seems that she had met a guy, changed jobs, moved to Virginia, quit dancing, and after a bit, the guy wasn't interested anymore. Same old bad story 😠 I told her that the guy was an idiot to put her aside and she really needed to hear that. We went back for a room dance (20 minutes, $360 room cost plus tip). She put on a few pounds during COVID but that was compensated by her breasts being even better than before! A good time was had by us both. A bit later we did a couple of regular lap dances ($40 each plus a $10 tip) I also talked with Jamie again. Hoping to meet up with her this week.

I rolled into the Fantasies parking lot (large, free and generally secure) at around 7:00 pm. I entered had my license scanned and paid my $5 cover. When I first scanned the available talent I was a bit disappointed. I was looking for Summer who was supposed to be on but wasn't there. More on that later! I sat down at the bar and ordered a rum and coke from Renata ($8 plus $2 tip) and settled in to watch the show. First up was a gorgeous AA girl with a rocking body. After her show and tip round she came down and returned to a guy who was pretty obviously her regular; she spent pretty much the whole night by his side. Never saw them go back to the lap dance area, so I'm not sure what the deal was there. The parade continued, and there were some girls who were thicker than others, but none were unwatchable. Mystic, one of my favorites, dropped by and said that she didn't know where Summer was. She was looking good and I was serious considering asking her for a dance when she returned. As it turned out, she brought the news that Summer had arrived. She said she had planned on asking me if I wanted a dance, but she knew if Summer was there, there was no way, lol. It had been two years since Summer and I had crossed paths; it was a great reunion as we shared life events and two private dances. Guys, she's older than most of you normally go for, but she looks like she's in her thirties and still has the sexiest body in the club. Do yourselves a favor and give her a try!