Fantasies Nightclub Reviews

Finally had a chance to stop in after work and wanted to have a couple of beers and unwind. Been a couple of years since my last visit. There was ample parking outside and the parking lot was well lit. Paid the cover and they do check ids...

Checked out this place for the first time. Club is kind of in the middle of nowhere but has a nice parking lot with very visible cameras. I felt safe going in and out. One thing worth mentioning, the roads are absolutely horrible in this area. I hit a gigantic...

I arrived just after 8:30 pm and parked in the large, paved and fenced lot. As always, it's free and there are no valets.

I entered the club and paid my $5 cover at the door and had my ID scanned. I know a lot of folks don't like...

Review from visit some months ago. Fully nude dances onstage. Stage is surrounded by the bar and a little too far away to see the girls. Also no real way to make it rain on a dancer during her dances. Usually more than one girl dancing at a time. After...

This review covers two visits in two weeks.

Not sure why, but the last review of this club was mine as well - come on, mongers, submit reviews!

Visit #1

I arrived and parked in the well lighted, fee paved parking lot. No valets here! The damaged fence sections look like...

I rolled into the Fantasies parking lot (large, free and generally secure) at around 7:00 pm. I entered had my license scanned and paid my $5 cover.

When I first scanned the available talent I was a bit disappointed. I was looking for Summer who was supposed to be...

Arrived shortly after midnight on a saturday night. They were showing UFC fight so $15 cover seem normal. I got a seat at the bar which is rectangular and the stage in the middle with 2 poles. I was greeted by the lovely Darlene as my bartender....

I entered the large, fenced, safe free parking lot and found a place. There were definitely more cars than usual, which implied that there would be a lot of action inside.

I entered the club, had my ID scanned and paid my $5 cover to the bouncer plus a $1...

Visited on a Saturday and arrived around 10PM. I also went to McDoogals and Night shift. I paid $15 cover and got my ID scanned. The place was busy but not super packed. Most seats around the stage were taken but some of the high tables further away from the...

Visited Fantasies on a Friday night in February around 9PM. The club is located in Brooklyn Park and has a large fairly well lit parking lot with ample free parking. There’s an ID scan that is mandatory at the door. Cover was on the low side like 5$ I believe....

This was one of the offer visits I have ever had at this place - not bad by any stretch, but not as much fun as I have had on previous visits. In fairness, this was probably the latest I have ever arrived (~9:00 pm) and there were a...

Baltimore clubs going to absolute dog shit.
For sure wasted potential.

Cover $15. You walk in it looks upscale with mirrors(typical entrance to any night club). Cover is $15 with security scanning id.(not really upscale)

Then it’s just s bar with big stage in middle. Lot of seats around. Pretty much...

Fantasies has been steady the last few years but things are tougher all over the city for the clubs. I’ve reported that PHC’s very reliable day shift has slowed. Same for Fantasies and GGC (review coming).

The club specifics are unchanged. Stage inside a large rectangular bar, two poles,...

Arrived about 10:15 pm and left about 2 hours later. This was my first visit to FF in about 5 years. License scan (which I hate but they always did that so I wasn’t surprised) and a $5 cover. Door person / bouncer was polite and pleasant as was the...

Went to Fantasies around 7pm on a Friday night. Happened to be in the area and was interested to see how the Friday night lineup matched up to the middle of the week girls. Was at the bar a couple of hours and the amount of girls increased the...

Went to fantasies on Saturday afternoon around 5pm upon entry guy asked my for id which he scanned I hate that $5 cover facility is ok huge square stage girls dance in middle pool tables in back Took a seat two stages in middle huge tvs cover the walls...

Review is a bit belated as I visited Fantasies a few months ago. The only other strip club I've been to is the Spearmint in Vegas so I didn't know what to expect from a smaller joint like this.

I got there around 8pm almost straight from the airport so...

This is a really relaxed club. Also a sports bar, with fairly decent food.

It's in an industrial area but has a fenced parking lot and seems safe. Not a lot to look at from outside, but the inside is clean and decently well put together. Big TVs around a...

Hit up Fantasies at 4:30 pm on a Tuesday. First time there. I think I went too early. There were probably 6 other guys there but I only saw 2 dancers working: an AA woman and a super slender white girl with barely A cups. Both looked to be in...

Fantasies is off in the middle of nowhere north of BWI airport. I hope you have an SUV because the roads are rough thanks to you being surrounded by the industrial wasteland of baltimore's ports and industry.

Anyway, I've been coming here on and off and what you get...

This review will cover two visits to Fantasies Nightclub, both Saturday evenings.

First, the routine stuff:

Neighborhood- industrial and pretty safe at all hours

Parking - free, paved, fenced and plentiful; no parking attendants

Cover - one night was $10, the next was $5. ID scanned at the door, never had any issues...

Been a While since I wrote a review and longer since I have been to a club on a weeknight. Decided to go on Wednesday night. 2 for 1 lapdances and check out the weeknight talent. Cover was $5. Thought for a weeknight they shouldn't charge...

Arrived around 6pm parking lot seemed ok place is located in an industrial area i found it easily.
Guy at door asked for $5 cover which i found reasonable but then he asked for my drivers license which he quickly scanned without my permission. I didnt like that he explained that...

Stopped in on a Tuesday evening to one of my favorite Baltimore spots. If you’ve never been before the area can look a little shady but the parking lot is huge, well lit, and everything is on camera. Walked in and had my ID scanned to pay a $5 cover....

First visit of 2023. Paid a 5 dollar cover and ID was scanned into some mysterious machine. Large warehouse style building with a a rectangle bar around a corner stage. The stage is far enough away from the bar that you can’t really throw money at the dancers unless...