Goddess Gentlemen's Club Reviews

This is a weird club. Halfway between an old Block club and a modern strip club. I often forget this club exists and visit it maybe once or twice a year.

It has the old Baltimore club layout - the stage is encircled by the bar, so no close stage...

Was in town for a conference. Staying close by, so thought I would check it out. On a corner at the edge of the touristy area. Seems safe neighborhood as long as you don't stroll away from the harbor.
Bouncer at the door, but missing teeth and barely seemed...

I travel to Baltimore often for work, maybe once to twice a month. And lately I’ve found myself staying near Camden Yards. So after dinner I decided to stop in and see what the vibe was.

It was pretty dead when I arrived at about 7:30 pm. But the game...

Stopped back into Goddess after awhile away.
it was Sunday or a Monday.

Whichever day it was , it was fairly quiet and empty
no cover

sat at downstairs stage for a few songs, 2 brunettes were dancing, One was trying to show the other dancer some stage moves.

Eventually decded to try upstairs since...

I think the owners of the Goddess need to invest in rebranding/better dancers or something. It seems like they don't care. I wasn't impressed with some of the dancers (I only seen literally a handful if even that). From the ones that approached me they weren't really interested in conversing...

Returned to the Goddess after a month or so away.
Took awhile to park but was able to find on street parking.
I was here on a Wednesday or Thursday.
No cover again, hasn't been the last few times here.

Sat and ordered a drink.
Domestics are $7 and mixed drinks are $10.
Bartenders are attractive...

I hadn't been to Goddess in awhile so decided it was time to return.
I went on a friday so i was hoping for a good crowd and also a good number of dancers and i was wrong on both.

One problem was it was late, so..and weather was a bit tough...

Actually to be fair, bartenders better looking than dancers still, just not as hot as they have been.

Bar has really settled into routine.
1) come after 10 -- very limited selection before then.
2) dancers are pretty unique: definitely better than block, looks wise, but not nearly (with maybe 1-2 exceptions)...

Decided to make another visit to The Goddess.

It was a Monday night with football on so i anticipated a decent crowd, and i was wrong.
Paid the $5 cover and entered and it was pretty much dead, maybe 5 customers with the same number of dancers or possibly 6.

Some of...

Went in about 10:30 on a Wednesday night.

The place is very small, with a U shaped bar. When I got there there was a big crowd, I'm guessing from the game, as it just get let out. Not many seats, but it cleared out after about 20 minutes.

The girls...

So i returned again to Goddess and i will answer my own question about the upstairs.
This was around early baseball season so could have been opening day, the upstairs was open.
Cover was $10.

when i first went in the downstairs seemed low energy and not many dancers and some dancers were...

I have been to the Goddess before, but this was my first visit in a while. It will probably be a while before I return.

The bar is located just a couple of block from Camden Yards. I parked around on the street about a block and...

i was looking for a nice, casual place that I could walk to from my hotel and where I could just lounge and have a couple of beers and see some boobs. I got there at 730 and there was only one other customer and the bartender. Eventually a BEAUTIFUL...

Made a return visit to Goddess, as i usually dont' go many weeks without checking it out.
Most times no cover, but for some reason, there is occasionally.

Anyone know when the upstairs stage and bar have been used lately?
i haven't seen it used in maybe a year.
Or maybe i missed it...

Old style club: bar surrounds the stage, dancers bar crawl for $1s after stage set, must buy expensive (~$20) ladies’ drinks in order to talk to the girls for a few minutes.

Decent mix of mostly white dancers. Better than most of The Block girls.

I got a dance from...

I dropped by on a Friday evening around 7. It was kinda the dead time between happy hour and night. There was a concert event at one of the local clubs so no street parking and I parked in the garage across the street after driving around the block a...

I went after the ravens game and place was full, but not crowded. Value was good with entry price, and beer prices. Private dances are in a not private area (sitting next to other dudes) which is annoying for the price, $30 each. Upstairs is supposedly more private but...

I was in town on a business trip, and figure tonight would be a good time to visit Goddess. It was a little past 6pm, no cover. I had several very strong mix drinks.$10.00 a shot. Dancers drinks are $20.00. Floor dances $30.00 per song. 30 minutes VIP room $300.00...

Stopped by around 4 PM. The place was slow. there was a group of white guys getting most of the attention. A black girl with a cute face but a little overweight approached me. She seemed very nice and, although I wouldn't give her a dance, I bought her a...

Came here after the Orioles game around 11pm. There was I think a $10 cover. The area outside the bar seems safe. Inside it's not too big. There is a circular bar where all the girls dance.There was quite a variety of girls but for the most part mostly hispanic...

I was visiting Baltimore for a conference and visited a number of club while in the area.This club was right across the street from my hotel the Marriott at Camden Yard so I would drop in for a beer each night. There was no cover on my few visits.and was...

I went here last night, Saturday night, after the Orioles game and it was my first time here. I paid a $10 cover and only got a bottled water which was $6 and had a decent time. One of the girls came up to me, chatted for a bit, and...

Good girl:boy ratios, but those dancer drinks add up

Came to see my regular tonight. Arrived after 9, itcwas tge usual quiet 2-3 girls and 4-5 PL's. Within a couple hours though, there were some 17-18 girls and maybe 10-15 PL's, ramping down later. No ball game...

We went on consecutive nights, first time late, then earlier. Although the first night did little in the way of implying the second night would have the variety of dancers and bartenders with great outfits and looks. First night, I'm a little anxious and go to the back with the...

This club is great for chilling, watching dancers in stage, and some chit chat. Very few unattractive girls, though only a couple real lookers. Most are late 20/early 30s; different nationalities and body types

Approach by girls usually low key; however, there's a tip crawl after they dance (and it's...