The Windmill

haha, what a joke thsi place is

you like fatter girls? this is your place!

you like attitude? this is your place

you like no contact? this is your place

you like overpriced cocktails? this is your place

what did I like about this place? it was dark!!! I would not like to see what...

Some of the girls are nice and have fit bodies or a little curvy without too much cellulose showing, but London clubs don't have a lot of contact on basic dances. You can chat up a girl to work up a better dance or try for vip, but mostly...

This club has a very visible entrance on a main soho street, so there is a decent chance of being seen entering or leaving.

Entrance fee was £20, pretty typical for London - very friendly door staff.

Once inside you go up a flight of stairs to the main bar. From here...

This appears typical of several London clubs I read about before visiting. Essentially it is very different to US clubs albeit with a similar physical set-up inside. The Windmill, and other places like it-Stringfellows-are all about selling VIP rooms and the very very very expensive drinks and girls that come...

Out and about in Soho with a few friends and trying to decide where to go after dinner, the Windmill came up in discussion as we walked passed. As we were trying to decided whether to go in a guy with flyers for free entry to the club came up...