The Windmill Reviews

haha, what a joke thsi place is

you like fatter girls? this is your place!

you like attitude? this is your place

you like no contact? this is your place

you like overpriced cocktails? this is your place

what did I like about this place? it was dark!!! I would not like to see what...

Some of the girls are nice and have fit bodies or a little curvy without too much cellulose showing, but London clubs don't have a lot of contact on basic dances. You can chat up a girl to work up a better dance or try for vip, but mostly...

This club has a very visible entrance on a main soho street, so there is a decent chance of being seen entering or leaving.

Entrance fee was £20, pretty typical for London - very friendly door staff.

Once inside you go up a flight of stairs to the main bar. From here...

This appears typical of several London clubs I read about before visiting. Essentially it is very different to US clubs albeit with a similar physical set-up inside. The Windmill, and other places like it-Stringfellows-are all about selling VIP rooms and the very very very expensive drinks and girls that come...

Out and about in Soho with a few friends and trying to decide where to go after dinner, the Windmill came up in discussion as we walked passed. As we were trying to decided whether to go in a guy with flyers for free entry to the club came up...

First time here, swinging by since I had nothing else to do on this trip. It is located not far from where everything is happening in soho and steps away from leicester square where all the tourists gather. I guess that is why you get a lot of...

This was my first visit to the Windmill and it was nothing like any club I have ever been to before. After paying the entry fee in the foyer, I walked to the entry door of the club. As I approached, the door flew open and I was...

I had the dubious pleasure of visiting the Windmill around April last year. Firstly, although entrance is supposedly £15, we negotiated a reduced price becuase there were a few of us. The place was packed. The place has been around forever, and you can tell in the way it is...

It is a pretty decent club. First off they have a strict dress code that means you pretty much have to have a suit on to get in. You are looking at 15 pounds to get in and around 5 pounds or so for a drink. It's in a nice...

This is probably London's most famous strip joint and it's operated since the 1930s in 1 form or another. It's quite small inside and dominated by a huge stage. Dances either take place on the stage or in the balcony area upstairs. Lots of girls , mainly pushy Eastern Europeans,...

I went here recently with some friends late on a Saturday night. We didn't even make past the front door because of the horrific bitch of a door girl who decided to wield her "power" by refusing passes that we had received from the concierge at our hotel earlier...