Smiles Nightclub
1820 NY-376 #13 Poughkeepsie, NY 12603

This is a most interesting place....

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Joe from NJ
Mar 13, 2007, 2:46 AM
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This is a most interesting place. It looks like a cellar rec room from the 1960's. Complete with wooden walls and a wood paneled ceiling. They are around 25 years old, and they have not done a thing to the place in those years. Well actually, they do have new hotel-ballroom-styled stacking plastic chairs.

The stage is a 12 inch high T shaped platform, with a large rail around it. The rail is about a foot wide, so the girls can perch themselves on it, to give you a close up show. Just keep feeding the dollars. Its lighting is very primitive, but that said you can actually see the girls. No blinky/flashing lights here, just a bunch of those outdoor Christmas type spotlights in red and green, and lots of black-light florescents in ceiling fixtures. No annoying DJ, just a jukebox, and the songs were real songs of full length.

I was there at 10:30 on a Thursday night. There were 4 girls and 6 guys there. They claim that weekends are much more busy. They were average local girls rated 6 to 7. The $20 lap dances were alright, with reasonable friction, but no real touching on your part. I had a so-so dance with a skinny black girl, and a much better one with an older woman, that had been dancing around the country all her life, and has settled down here.

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