The Raven Reviews

I arrived at 1PM and navigated the rough paving and frequent chasms in the parking lot. After reading the sign on the door prohibiting club cuts and colors, I adjusted (downwards) my expectations of the clientele and ambiance.

There were 2 other patrons when I arrived, but the bartender was...

The most obvious feature of the men's room is the zebra-stripe shower curtain hung to provide a sort of privacy for the single commode. There are two urinals and one sink. Paper towels are of cheap quality.

The parking lot is large though paved as if contractors use it for...

Stopped in after some holiday shopping! The Raven always has 4-6 dancers during the day. There is a nice variety amongst them. If you find a favorite girl or two, they're great with posting their line up and hours on social media every day.

Since coming under new ownership, the place...

I came to this place one Friday night and to my surprise there were a ton of women and patrons. First I couldn’t find a place to sit down, then I saw someone leave so I took his seat. I wasn’t crazy about a packed house but had no issues...

Was here a little while back, was not overly impressed, but decided to give it another go. VERY GLAD I did! But 1st, the place, the parking lot could hold far more cars than the bar can hold people. When you enter, the bar is a square, seating all around....

OK, I only visit on occasion, but since S&S closed... I arrived, there were three ladies sitting out back, there was one by one of the booths, one at the bar. One got up to dance. I was largely ignored. The girl that was waiting for a dance did come...

The Raven, in my opinion, is sort of a weird animal at the moment. How much you enjoy yourself is going to depend almost entirely on what you’re expecting when you walk in.

To start, it’s easy to find, it’s VERY easy to get to from almost any direction, and there’s...

That I would return to the Raven knowing what I know says more about me than about the bar.

Me? I'm a degenerate in ceaseless pursuit of pussy. The Raven? Well ... It's just degenerated. Where not so long ago it was a sure thing, today it's a sure miss....

Stopped by since I was in the area. If you haven’t been here in a while you will notice the purple building is now BRIGHT orange. I walked in the side door passed the kitchen and into the bar. A hand full of patrons sat around the bar, maybe 5-7....

This is a short review, mainly a check in. The raven is still a horrible club. Just wanted to checkin and see if anythings changed. Like many PA clubs its really just a square bar and seats are around it. The bartenders nice enough. They do have nice TVs to...

My lunchtime ritual used to be take a quick trip to the Raven. Have a vodka tonic, and have a dance with a lady from the Raven (favorites from the heyday Mary Jane, Tatiana, Barbie).

Nowadays this place just keeps getting worse. The setup, two stages behind a bar in the...

Went here on a Friday night for some titties and beer. Apparently the DJ had retired, one of the girls who usually dances was in the DJ booth giving it her best shot, but was a little awkward for sure. They have a full kitchen here and serve food which...

Visited the new Raven on a Thursday afternoon. 5 Dancers were on the board and were a mixed bag. 2 white girls and 2 women of color and a latina. I had had previous good outcomes with one of the girls and I took her in the back for a...

I have not been here in a dogs age. In face since the last time I visited, the place closed down and re-opened. I was never a regular at the Dirty Bird, but it was the place where strippers went after they got fired from their home base....

Had a slow Sunday afternoon/evening and was near the raven so I decided to stop in. I’ll preface this by saying I haven’t been here since 2018ish. Oh boy things sure change. The outside of the building is now blaze orange. Walked in passed the beer coolers and headed to...

It's been over a decade since I visited this place and It'll be another decade before I come back. Just a complete waste of my time.
I stopped in on a Monday mid-afternoon. From the highway it just looks like a run of the mill dive bar. Plenty of parking,...

You have to take chances in this hobby. And you have to be willing to accept disappointment.

I knew I was taking a chance when I made the decision to try the Raven on a Saturday night. The names on the Facebook schedule were mostly unfamiliar. And the cameras were likely...

Decided to stop into the new Raven to see how it was coming along. Parking lot had only a few cars in it, so parking was easy.
As soon as I walked in, I know this was going to be a short trip. Not too many were in attendance this day.
On...

I think I fucked the bartender. At least, I spent most of my most recent visit to the Raven trying to remember if I had.

And why not? There really wasn't much to see that early weeknight evening. Four dancers were on the board when I arrived. Three more showed...

This is review is a couple months old and combines a few visits to The Raven.

The club is a single open room with a bar, two poles and a swing in the center, with seating all around, and a pool table at the back. As another review mentioned, there...

This is a combo review of two different visits over the last few months. Since others have talked plenty about the atmosphere, I'll focus on the dancers.

From the pole dances, I could tell there was a wide variation in enthusiasm. Some were into it, aggressive, clearly working it, and others...

I guess this will be Part 1 of my review of the newly renovated and under new management The Raven. Part 2 will feature what happened at my second visit. I've been to the old "Red Raven" a few times to see some familiar favorites and I mostly left satisfied....

Visited the Old Dirty Bird for the first time since reopening last winter. Did a nice job inside compared to what it was prior to closing as The Red Raven at the end of 2021. Unfortunately that is where the positives end. Set-up inside is pretty much the same, long...

The obvious difference from my last Raven visit maybe two months ago was Diamond's champion rack on display. When I was there last, Diamond had been keeping those twin giants covered for months. This random weekday afternoon, they were out and proud before she even took the stage.

Otherwise, the...