First time, last time? We’ll see…..

I arrived at 1PM and navigated the rough paving and frequent chasms in the parking lot. After reading the sign on the door prohibiting club cuts and colors, I adjusted (downwards) my expectations of the clientele and ambiance.

There were 2 other patrons when I arrived, but the bartender was nowhere in sight. When she arrived from wherever she had been loitering, I ordered a $5 club soda. She was in her 20's or early 30's, and if she were a dancer, she would have been the 2nd most attractive one.