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Christie's Cabaret Phoenix
44 N 32nd St Phoenix, AZ 85034

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10 yrs ago
Lost Some Ground over the Years
I keep coming back to CCP when I visit, because it's a good location, safe, a beautiful facility, and I have memories of some excellent encounters over the years. I visit PHX semi regularly, so I get snapshots over time to see how things are changing. My experience at the Christie's location in Tempe is very consistent: quality, service, even seeing the same wonderful girls over multiple visits months apart. At the Phoenix location, it's really hit or miss, yet pricier and emptier every time. Recent Wednesday night: stopped around 9-9:30. There is a terrace/second level upstairs, and a beautiful staircase down which each dancer walks to begin her set. The girls are dressed elegantly compared to most places around town, but alas the quality has dropped. Counted about 18 dancers, though some may have been squirreled away. If they're not on the floor at prime time (10-12) then they're not there in any meaningful way. Had a few visitors come by and declined politely, without any drama. Nursed my drink and found two candidates to take upstairs. $10 on the floor dances are generally fine but passive, and the girls are quite expert at accelerating the pace and achieving the highest level of interest as a song is ending, both to support the upsell to the second floor ($20 dances with touching top and butts) or to keep going. Did this with one, couldn't get the other's attention. The girl I talked to the longest commented that weekend nights (Fri/Sat) were crowded but fewer dances and more partying frat boys who wanted to drink and watch. This is consistent with my experience from a couple years ago on a Friday. And afternoons are dead (she said). Overall talent is down, and was reasonably happy with the action received, but CCT and HiLiters are still head and shoulders above for me. May try again but it's down the list for me now.
10 yrs ago
it should be better
Stopped into this club early Friday night, around 6pm. This is a gentleman's club, not a strip club. Considering that, I would have expected the entertainment and service to be far superior to what I encountered. The first thing I observed when entering was how beautiful the interior is. There are two levels - the main floor with a large stage, and an upper level reserved for lap dances and bottle service. There is a grand staircase leading from the upper level onto the stage. The main floor looked virtually empty. The club is spacious and would presumably take hundreds of patrons to fill it to capacity. Even so, I could count the number of other club goers on one hand. I took a seat at one of the tables and waited for the waitress, and waited, and waited...I eventually just decided to go to the bar to get a drink. During that time, I only saw one dancer take to the stage, for what I can only describe as the most uninspired stage show I've seen in a while. At least she was cute, and I would rate her as a solid 7. After getting my drink, I returned to my table. And then I waited. I waited to see some stage action. I waited for a dancer to approach me. I waited for the waitress when I needed another drink. I was bored. I would have left, but I had already spent money and I was determined to have some fun. Eventually, dancers started approaching me to see if I wanted a dance. The first dancer I spoke to didn't appeal to me. After seeing a few more dancers on stage, I decided to get a dance with the second dancer to approach me. Dances are $10 in your chair, or $20 in VIP. I was unimpressed by what I had seen so far, so I decided to stick with the floor dances. The first dance was not very exciting, but I figured I'd give her another chance and agreed to one more. The second dance was certainly better, but I was ready to leave so I ended it there. I waited around for another 15 minutes just to see if people would start coming in (which they didn't) and then I left. All in all, I spent about $60 in one hour, 45 minutes of which I was bored. That is not a good deal in my book and I will not be returning.
10 yrs ago
A Good Time Was Had By All
First visit to this club - actually my first visit to a club in Arizona - land of conservatism - so I wanted to see how the mileage was. I arrived around 930 PM and actually asked the bouncer if they were open because there were only like 5 cars in the lot. After receiving the affirmative i went in and the cashier attempted to charge me a cover. I say attempted because she apparently had no idea how to ring it up on the register without some sort of 'coupon' which i didn't have. So she finally made change out of the tip bowl and went on it. And although there were 5 cars in the lot as best i could tell i was the third customer so the other two guys must have each brought a spare. Beer was reasonably inexpensive - seating was comfortable - stage was big and nice. I watched a number of them and then one nice Latina "Randi" approached me and asked if i was interested in some company. So off to the upstairs we go where she explains the guidelines. I did get the impression that maybe extras were available if you were willing to pay for them but i did not partake. Nice dances - plenty of contact. Next up i tried a white dancer with smaller A cups. Talked her up for a while and then went upstairs. So the thing about Kat is that she did not allow touching her boobs..I mean - isn't that why we are there? If i didn't want to touch boobs i could go to your average neighborhood bar. But i guess they are hers so she gets to set the rules. After that i watched the stage for a while and then went in search of Randi again. Found her and headed upstairs to empty my wallet. So i can strongly recommend Randi but not Kat. I guess though as will all things your mileage may vary. The one unfortunate aspect was that one girl i would have liked to get a dance from just seemed to keep returning to one guy who was monopolizing her. Didn't see him get any dances so i guess she was either being paid for her company or wasn't interested in making some cash.